yall Posted June 15, 2006 Posted June 15, 2006 Whoopi Rosie 708901[/snapback] I'd let myself be shot.
C.Biscuit97 Posted June 15, 2006 Posted June 15, 2006 This is an easy one. Whoopi in a land slide. She isn't that fat and is less annoying than O'Donnell. Plus, Ted Danson used to get with her. Did you ever see the chicks Sam Malone got? There's something wonderful underneath Whoopi's clothes.
Chef Jim Posted June 15, 2006 Posted June 15, 2006 I would be eating foie gras and drinking fine wine with Paul.
MattyT Posted June 15, 2006 Posted June 15, 2006 There's something wonderful underneath Whoopi's clothes. 708906[/snapback] Hopefully a paper bag and a ball gag.
Gavin in Va Beach Posted June 15, 2006 Posted June 15, 2006 Where's the "I'd sooner pluck out my eyes with a rusty spoon' option?
todd Posted June 15, 2006 Posted June 15, 2006 I would rather choose death. Neither of them are the least bit talented or funny, let alone attractive.
C.Biscuit97 Posted June 15, 2006 Posted June 15, 2006 Hopefully a paper bag and a ball gag. 708911[/snapback] For the record, you're all liars. I'm sure some of you have hooked up with some chicks that would make Rosie and Whoopi look like Heidi Klum. At least I'm being truthful.
smokinandjokin Posted June 15, 2006 Posted June 15, 2006 I would have to believe that it was my Weapon of Ass Destruction that pulverized the Earth and reduced the planet to just two living women. If it were down to these two, I would probably go with Whoopi. She looks like she could be talked into doing some dirty sh*t. Rosie would probably only let you go missionary style and would lay there like a dead fish complaining the whole time. This much I know is true: Both would get the shot of love mayonaisse on the face. You don't want to risk having a kid with either one of those, especially with the world being destroyed and all. And who's holding the gun to my head? Hopefully he has a camera in his other hand because I'd love to get me and Whoopi doing it on tape!
meazza Posted June 15, 2006 Posted June 15, 2006 I would have to believe that it was my Weapon of Ass Destruction that pulverized the Earth and reduced the planet to just two living women. If it were down to these two, I would probably go with Whoopi. She looks like she could be talked into doing some dirty sh*t. Rosie would probably only let you go missionary style and would lay there like a dead fish complaining the whole time. This much I know is true: Both would get the shot of love mayonaisse on the face. You don't want to risk having a kid with either one of those, especially with the world being destroyed and all. And who's holding the gun to my head? Hopefully he has a camera in his other hand because I'd love to get me and Whoopi doing it on tape! 708921[/snapback]
IDBillzFan Posted June 15, 2006 Posted June 15, 2006 Something that will tip the scales for Whoopie and all the technogeeks who are reading this thread: Picard nailed Whoopie's character on his show. Which is why Kirk>Picard. I wouldn't !@#$ either of them with someone else's dick.
Alaska Darin Posted June 15, 2006 Posted June 15, 2006 Something that will tip the scales for Whoopie and all the technogeeks who are reading this thread: Picard nailed Whoopie's character on his show. Which is why Kirk>Picard. I wouldn't !@#$ either of them with someone else's dick. 708925[/snapback] Nah, you'd be pining for Streisand the whole time.
Chef Jim Posted June 15, 2006 Posted June 15, 2006 For the record, you're all liars. I'm sure some of you have hooked up with some chicks that would make Rosie and Whoopi look like Heidi Klum. At least I'm being truthful. 708919[/snapback] Ok, you're right, but how much alcohol will be involved this time?
IDBillzFan Posted June 15, 2006 Posted June 15, 2006 Nah, you'd be pining for Streisand the whole time. 708927[/snapback] While sitting in front of the TV watching hockey championships get pre-empted for a !@#$ing spelling bee.
Rico Posted June 15, 2006 Posted June 15, 2006 Nah, you'd be pining for Streisand the whole time. 708927[/snapback] I would've done Babs back in the day... she had a great rack!
X. Benedict Posted June 15, 2006 Posted June 15, 2006 Why would we have to choose? I mean, Rosie would be into Whoopie so why not a little Mange with that trois? Oh, and I'll need at least 4 liters of Vodka and and somebody that knows something about pharmacopeia.
stuckincincy Posted June 15, 2006 Posted June 15, 2006 There would be no choice. Rosie packs heat these days, and would blast Guinan and her purple mortar board into the neutral zone.
C.Biscuit97 Posted June 15, 2006 Posted June 15, 2006 Why would we have to choose? I mean, Rosie would be into Whoopie so why not a little Mange with that trois? Oh, and I'll need at least 4 liters of Vodka and and somebody that knows something about pharmacopia. 708939[/snapback] Ah, interesting point. Does the potential for a threesome make the circumstances any better? Wow, I just had some awful visuals of Rosie and Whoopie in compromising positions.
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