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It was selected a few years ago, as the site for burinng off US military stockpiles of nerve gas.

 

:huh:

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Hence the low cost of living...

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It's a little known fact that people always used to say "I'm way out in the middle of Anniston, Alabama."

 

That has since been changed to "I'm way out in the middle of Bum!@#$."

 

And that you will be.

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Dumb Alabama Laws

It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.

 

 

Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.

 

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You may not drive barefooted.

 

 

It is illegal to maim oneself to escape duty.

 

 

It is illegal to impersonate a person of the clergy.

 

 

Women are able to retain all property they owned prior to marriage in the case of divorce. However, this provision does not apply to men.

 

 

Masks may not be worn in public.

 

 

Putting salt on a railraod track may be punishable by death.

 

 

Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.

 

 

Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.

 

 

It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.

 

 

Men may not spit in front of the opposite sex.

 

 

Incestous marriages are legal.

 

 

It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.

 

 

You must have windshield wipers on your car.

 

 

You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.

 

 

Anniston

You may not wear blue jeans down Noble Street.

 

 

Jasper

It is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger in diameter than his thumb.

 

 

Lee County

It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday.

 

 

Mobile

It is unlawful to wear women's pumps with sharp, high heels.

 

 

It is unlawful to howl at ladies inside the city limits.

 

 

Montgomery

It is considered an offense to open an umbrella on a street, for fear of it spooking horses. (Repealed)

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Dumb Alabama Laws

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Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.

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If you flick it into the wind, won't it come back right at you?

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It is less than 2 hours to Atlanta, so if yer hankerin' fer that big city life, you can git it. That's about the best thing I can tell you.

 

PTR

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So, they must not celebrate Halloween. :huh:

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"It's the Devil's holiday, I tell Ya!"

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It is less than 2 hours to Atlanta, so if yer hankerin' fer that big city life, you can git it. That's about the best thing I can tell you.

 

PTR

 

 

 

Yeah, I noticed its only 90 miles to ATL..catch some Braves games and pray we play the Falcons one day... Oh well..

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Yeah, I noticed its only 90 miles to ATL..catch some Braves games and pray we play the Falcons one day... Oh well..

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Glad we could be of service. :huh: Course you know Buffan00, there's only two things that come from Anniston.

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If you don't mind me asking, why are ya moving out there?

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My guess is he's asking himself that same question.

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I worked in Birmingham for 8 months back in '95.

 

It's definitely a much slower pace down there. I found that people were very friendly, even to Yanks.

 

The Alabama Gulf coast is an underrated gem, or at least it was back then. Not sure what Katrina did to the Alabama gulf coast.

 

NASA has the US Space and Rocket Center up north in Huntsville which is also where Space Camp is - a very cool tour.

 

Lots of cool stuff is a couple of hours away - Great Smokey Mountains, Nashville, Memphis, Pensacola/Tallahassee, Atlanta as has been mentioned.

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