richjk21 Posted June 11, 2006 Posted June 11, 2006 A nice, calm & respectable woman went into a pharmacy, looked the pharmacist straight into his eyes & said, "I would like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The woman replied, "I need it to poison my husband." The pharmacist's eyes got big & he exclaimed, "Lord, have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen! No! You CANNOT have any cyanide!" The woman reached into her purse & pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture & replied, "Well, now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription." Rich
/dev/null Posted June 11, 2006 Posted June 11, 2006 A guy brings his dog over to his girlfriends and says "This is the b*tch I'm sleeping with". The girlfriend looks at the dog and says, "Umm, that's a boy dog" So the guy says "I wasn't talking to you"
meazza Posted June 11, 2006 Posted June 11, 2006 A guy brings his dog over to his girlfriends and says "This is the b*tch I'm sleeping with". The girlfriend looks at the dog and says, "Umm, that's a boy dog" So the guy says "I wasn't talking to you" 706727[/snapback] I heard the same joke on the sopranos
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