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That's normal. Years ago, when the wife managed a bank, someone robbed it. Naturally, the teller put the dye pack in with the money - bright orange, permanent dye. PERMANENT dye. Robber runs from the store, stuffs the money down his pants...dye pack explodes. Robber is now dyed bright orange from his waist to his knees for the rest of his life.

 

Robber got 20 years in prison...and a multi-million dollar court award for the "emotional sufferring" caused by not being able to have sex without explaining why his dick was bright orange. :lol:

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That's normal.  Years ago, when the wife managed a bank, someone robbed it.  Naturally, the teller put the dye pack in with the money - bright orange, permanent dye.  PERMANENT dye.  Robber runs from the store, stuffs the money down his pants...dye pack explodes.  Robber is now dyed bright orange from his waist to his knees for the rest of his life.

 

Robber got 20 years in prison...and a multi-million dollar court award for the "emotional sufferring" caused by not being able to have sex without explaining why his dick was bright orange.  ;)

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That is hilarious.

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