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Dead puppies

Dead puppies

Dead puppies aren't much fun

They don't come when you call

They don't chase squirrels at all

Dead puppies aren't much fun

 

My puppy died late last fall

He's still rotting in the hall

Dead puppies aren't much fun

Mom says puppy's days are through

She's gonna throw him in the stew

Dead puppies aren't much fun

 

Dead puppies

Dead puppies

Dead puppies aren't much fun

 

Dead puppies

Dead puppies

Dead puppies aren't much fun

 

Dead puppies

Dead puppies

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PININ' for the FJORDS?!?!?!? What kind of talk is that?, look, why did he fall flat on his back the moment I got 'im home?

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Mate, this bird wouldn't "voom" if you put four million volts through it!

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...for the Yucatan...

 

Wow, you guys in England have heard of Monty Python?  :D

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Monty Who?

 

I'm sorry I haven't a clue what you are talking about.

 

It's not pining, it's passed on. This chihuahua is no more. It has ceased to be. It's expired and gone to meet its maker. This is a late chihuahua. It's a stiff. Bereft of life, it rests in peace. If you hadn't nailed it to this handbag, it would be pushing up the daisies. It's rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. This is an ex-chihuahua…

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