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Maybe he can't take care of his toenails because he weighs 292 pounds, and can't even see them?

 

I don't care what sport you play, if you weigh 292 pounds, you're obese.

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Maybe he can't take care of his toenails because he weighs 292 pounds, and can't even see them?

 

I don't care what sport you play, if you weigh 292 pounds, you're obese.

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Try Again :)

 

6'7" 290lbs 6% body fat

 

"He has the body fat of a super model and the speed of a wide receiver."

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Try Again  :)

 

6'7" 290lbs 6% body fat

 

"He has the body fat of a super model and the speed of a wide receiver."

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Who says he has 6% body fat?

 

Trust me, 290 lbs is not healthy for anyone.

 

Do you know how many pro linemen collect social security?

 

Very few, thats because they don't live long enough.

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Maybe he can't take care of his toenails because he weighs 292 pounds, and can't even see them?

 

I don't care what sport you play, if you weigh 292 pounds, you're obese.

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do you consider Shaq obese...i believe he is somewhere in the 330 to 360 range

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Guy had the big toenails on both feet removed because of recurring infections? :D

 

Obviously I kid about the bust label, but common man a little personal hygiene should take care of things.  Shouldn't it?

 

piggy linky

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i had the exact same operation on one of my big toes in high school. believe it or not, it's real, and very fixable (surgery reconstructs the base of the nail so that it grows in narrower). the surgery is basically completely effective.

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I wouldn't doubt if he is a bust. Has anyone seen any other highlights of him on ESPN besides when he is playing Maryland or Florida State?

 

Based on the fact that i saw him sack Maryland's qb like 5 times, i would say that he may not be worth the number 1 pick. Am i right? Who knows.

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Trust me, 290 lbs is not healthy for anyone.

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290 is unhealthy, for someone of average height (just under 6 foot)

 

At 6'-7", 290 is not that big, and then add in the muscle that guy has, it seems kind of lean to me.

 

You can't say that a certain weight is unhealthy for someone without taking into account their height and other physical attributes, like muscle mass.

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Who says he has 6% body fat?

 

Trust me, 290 lbs is not healthy for anyone.

 

Do you know how many pro linemen collect social security?

 

Very few, thats because they don't live long enough.

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Why the hell should I trust you?

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Who says he has 6% body fat?

 

Trust me, 290 lbs is not healthy for anyone.

 

Do you know how many pro linemen collect social security?

 

Very few, thats because they don't live long enough.

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Funny, because I know quite a few AFL-era Bills linemen who are still VERY much alive.

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It's a common procedure to remove the toenails on people who get ingrown toenails.

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Onychocryptosis is a common complaint for podiatrists to manage. It can be from trauma to the nail, poor management or inherited nail complaints. Surgery is typically done with a partial nail avulsion with chemical matrectomy. Success rate is listed at 97% statistically...

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Onychocryptosis is a common complaint for podiatrists to manage. It can be from trauma to the nail, poor management or inherited nail complaints. Surgery is typically done with a partial nail avulsion with chemical matrectomy. Success rate is listed at 97% statistically...

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How soon before the patient can resume her career at the Canadian Ballet?

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Who says he has 6% body fat?

 

Trust me, 290 lbs is not healthy for anyone.

 

Do you know how many pro linemen collect social security?

 

Very few, thats because they don't live long enough.

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How about Art Donovan? Never a svelt guy, yet still cracking jokes at 81. Thanks for the expert medical advice, though.

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