EZC-Boston Posted June 1, 2006 Posted June 1, 2006 This happened to us on the way to the Sabres game Friday and one of our fellow board members chose option A...
IDBillzFan Posted June 1, 2006 Posted June 1, 2006 You can't be serious. 701097[/snapback] Yes, he probably is. And stop calling me...ummm... Nevermind.
Beerball Posted June 1, 2006 Posted June 1, 2006 Surely you jest? Shake hands with someone who rear ended me? WTF is wrong with your 'friend'?
EZC-Boston Posted June 1, 2006 Author Posted June 1, 2006 At least the guy was wearing a Sabres shirt. My theory is he just got out of 24KT Gold. I also think "the whacker" was probably a member of our prestigious board...
cåblelady Posted June 1, 2006 Posted June 1, 2006 At least the guy was wearing a Sabres shirt. My theory is he just got out of 24KT Gold. I also think "the whacker" was probably a member of our prestigious board... 701105[/snapback] It was really Brind'Amour.
smokinandjokin Posted June 1, 2006 Posted June 1, 2006 At least the guy was wearing a Sabres shirt. My theory is he just got out of 24KT Gold. I also think "the whacker" was probably a member of our prestigious board... 701105[/snapback] How are you sure he was tugging it? Did he say that's why he bumped you guys? If so, that is hilarious. Either way, I would't be shaking anyone's hand who just hit my shaggin-wagon, whether they had love mayonaisse on their hand or not.
EZC-Boston Posted June 1, 2006 Author Posted June 1, 2006 How are you sure he was tugging it? Did he say that's why he bumped you guys? If so, that is hilarious. Either way, I would't be shaking anyone's hand who just hit my shaggin-wagon, whether they had love mayonaisse on their hand or not. 701119[/snapback] He came out of his car flustered and his fly was down and his belt was undone. He was riding alone so road head is not an option...We believe he got excited and hit the gas instead of the brake...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted June 1, 2006 Posted June 1, 2006 He was riding alone so road head is not an option...701130[/snapback] Unless he's really flexible...
Gavin in Va Beach Posted June 1, 2006 Posted June 1, 2006 Man getting rear ended is like getting handed a license to print money. I can't believe none of you guys got "whip lash". Course it can take a while to develop. Maybe you should put a neck brace on just in case.
Beerball Posted June 1, 2006 Posted June 1, 2006 He came out of his car flustered and his fly was down and his belt was undone. He was riding alone so road head is not an option...We believe he got excited and hit the gas instead of the brake... 701130[/snapback] So, the whacker and whackee are both board members? Sick man, just sick.
smokinandjokin Posted June 1, 2006 Posted June 1, 2006 My theory is he just got out of 24KT Gold. 701105[/snapback] If he was coming from the Karat, there's an equal chance that he was cleaning his dick rather than stroking it.
Like A Mofo Posted June 1, 2006 Posted June 1, 2006 I got hit from behind sitting in traffic on the Belt Parkway in Brooklyn the other day and the POS just got off the exit and i had no way of backing up and going after the POS...luckily though there was no major damage...I HATE that road!!
Guffalo Posted June 1, 2006 Posted June 1, 2006 I got hit from behind sitting in traffic on the Belt Parkway in Brooklyn the other day and the POS just got off the exit and i had no way of backing up and going after the POS...luckily though there was no major damage...I HATE that road!! 701173[/snapback] I avoid the belt at all times unless its 6 am on a weekend...
RayFinkle Posted June 1, 2006 Posted June 1, 2006 He came out of his car flustered and his fly was down and his belt was undone. He was riding alone so road head is not an option...We believe he got excited and hit the gas instead of the brake... 701130[/snapback] and by "He" do you mean "EZC"?
rockpile Posted June 1, 2006 Posted June 1, 2006 How are you sure he was tugging it? 701119[/snapback] Yeah, he might have just sneezed!
The Poojer Posted June 1, 2006 Posted June 1, 2006 what does "jacking it" mean? carjacking?? if so I would kick his ass, not shake his hand...oh ****, now that i read further, you mean "jacking it"!!!!!!!!! holy crap no, and how did he both rear end you and jack it(meaning his it) at the same time?
Puhonix Posted June 1, 2006 Posted June 1, 2006 I cant believe this is a serious question, and where the hell were you, that he was... Jacking it?
MattyT Posted June 1, 2006 Posted June 1, 2006 Not sure you need a driver's license to respond to this pole. Oops... did I say pole?
Mark VI Posted June 1, 2006 Posted June 1, 2006 He rear ended you while jacking it. Sounds like he was trying to pull a train on himself.
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