RuntheDamnBall Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 (edited) Six words Buffalo fans should never want to hear: Rory Fitzpatrick, (your) number three defenseman.* *edited for CTM's pleasure. Edited June 1, 2006 by RuntheDamnBall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 Sabres are either going to lose 2-0 tonight as they keep their forwards back on defense all night, or they just say "!@#$ it", play five forwards at all times, and outscore the Hurricanes 22-20. 701138[/snapback] I was thinking the same thing. Might as well pull the goalie and try to sneak it out 57-56 in OT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taterhill Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 also WGR had a bit on tonights pre-game skate..Rory Fitz had his arm severed off and Toni Lydman was mauled by a Polar Bear....talk about tough times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 Jesus, who's the fifth at this point? James Patrick, back on speed dial? That, or they call up Jason Peters and give him a one-day contract. I'm sure he can be an NHL defenseman. 701148[/snapback] I think the depth chart at defense right now is: Lydman Campbell Fitzpatrick Jillson The hot dog vendor. My grandmother. Though the hot dog vendor might be above Jillson...I'm not sure... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 You prefer the latter because it validates you if Miller gives up 20 goals... 701144[/snapback] I'd rather NOT have a game seven in his hands, thank you very much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 Six words Buffalo fans should never want to hear: Rory Fitzpatrick, number three defenseman. 701152[/snapback] What's the sixth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 also WGR had a bit on tonights pre-game skate..Rory Fitz had his arm severed off and Toni Lydman was mauled by a Polar Bear....talk about tough times 701156[/snapback] A one-armed Fitz on the ice. Who'd notice? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Like A Mofo Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 Jesus, who's the fifth at this point? James Patrick, back on speed dial? That, or they call up Jason Peters and give him a one-day contract. I'm sure he can be an NHL defenseman. 701148[/snapback] Darcy: Hello, is Charlie Huddy there please? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Like A Mofo Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 A one-armed Fitz on the ice. Who'd notice? 701163[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverNRed Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 also WGR had a bit on tonights pre-game skate..Rory Fitz had his arm severed off and Toni Lydman was mauled by a Polar Bear....talk about tough times 701156[/snapback] Also, the rest of the team was hit by that ray gun in Honey, I Shrunk the Kids and there's no time to fix them. So the entire Sabres team is going to be 4 feet tall tonight. Also, Ryan Miller is going to play with one of those face hugger things from Alien on his face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 701165[/snapback] Hell, cut off a leg, too. He spends half the game sliding around on his stomach anyway... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuntheDamnBall Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 What's the sixth? 701161[/snapback] Whoops, I meant: "Rory Fitzpatrick, YOUR number three defenseman." damn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apuszczalowski Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 Just wait til game time, Ruff is going to be wearing his old jersey and have skates on, he may jump in on a couple of shifts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuntheDamnBall Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 Just wait til game time, Ruff is going to be wearing his old jersey and have skates on, he may jump in on a couple of shifts 701182[/snapback] Now that would be awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelly the Dog Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 If Fitz was laying on the ice, couldn't the other Sabres just kind of stick-handle him and slide him in front of shots? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zow2 Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 The guy on WGR is starting to point to the Flu as being the real culprit with McKee. Not an infection. Who knows the truth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverNRed Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 The guy on WGR is starting to point to the Flu as being the real culprit with McKee. Not an infection. Who knows the truth? 701188[/snapback] If it's the flu, maybe he didn't fly with the team because they didn't want him in the recycled air of the airplane with the rest of the team. And that means he could possibly play tonight. No idea. Whatever. Just win one game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadBuffaloDisease Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 Isn't the flu an infection? Here's hoping that if it IS the flu, McKee gives a Michael Jordanesque Bulls-Jazz Finals performance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuntheDamnBall Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 Isn't the flu an infection? 701198[/snapback] The flu is a virus, dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted June 1, 2006 Share Posted June 1, 2006 Isn't the flu an infection? Here's hoping that if it IS the flu, McKee gives a Michael Jordanesque Bulls-Jazz Finals performance. 701198[/snapback] Yeah...but it would be unusual to get it in the leg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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