Live&DieBillsFootball Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 I don't know why I even read the drivel from this NC idiot in the Buffalo News. As the series gets better and better, this guy finds something stupid to write about. Last week, it was that hockey is only about scoring goals, all other observations are meaningless. Today, it's time for lame excuses. The Buffalo ice was bad, which somehow only affected the Canes. He somewhat backtracked by saying later that "the ice doesn't favor one team over the other, but it may favor the team that scores first." What an idiot. He also had to blame the game on Pominville getting checked from behind. According to Doug Weight, "I should be smarter and see that it's him." I guess if he checked someone else from behind, the refs probably would not have called it. I'm surprised that he didn't whine about the phantom trip that was called on McKee after Staal fell down trying to make a turn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurker Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 If there truly are Hockey Gods, they have to be displeased with the biggest bunch of whiners ever to lace 'em up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 I'd like to offer my sincere apologies to Carolina, for having a team that can only play hockey in absolutely perfect conditions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HopsGuy Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 I don't know why I even read the drivel from this NC idiot in the Buffalo News. As the series gets better and better, this guy finds something stupid to write about. Last week, it was that hockey is only about scoring goals, all other observations are meaningless. Today, it's time for lame excuses. The Buffalo ice was bad, which somehow only affected the Canes. He somewhat backtracked by saying later that "the ice doesn't favor one team over the other, but it may favor the team that scores first." What an idiot. He also had to blame the game on Pominville getting checked from behind. According to Doug Weight, "I should be smarter and see that it's him." I guess if he checked someone else from behind, the refs probably would not have called it. I'm surprised that he didn't whine about the phantom trip that was called on McKee after Staal fell down trying to make a turn. 700722[/snapback] I thought the Flyers' ice was purposely "slushy" to slow down the Sabres' superior speed. I suppose there could be some truth to it, but then it didn't exactly help the Sabres out last Friday, did it? That idiot should be told that there would be no southern hockey, or anything other than an agrarian South if it weren't for the Buffalonian that invented air conditioning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puhonix Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 That idiot should be told that there would be no southern hockey, or anything other than an agrarian South if it weren't for the Buffalonian that invented air conditioning. 700740[/snapback] That's funny, considering a Floridian was nearly 50 years ahead of him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SDS Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 I'd like to offer my sincere apologies to Carolina, for having a team that can only play hockey in absolutely perfect conditions. 700737[/snapback] The Hurricanes and the Colts get together in the offseason for team BBQ's... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary M Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 That's funny, considering a Floridian was nearly 50 years ahead of him. 700744[/snapback] No Gorrie's was an ICE machine. Carrier invented an air conditioner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 In the French Connection days, the Aud board panels left and right of the net seemed to be especially "taut", so a puck smacking on those boards popped back about 20 feet in front of the goalie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HopsGuy Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 No Gorrie's was an ICE machine. Carrier invented an air conditioner. 700750[/snapback] I'll give Gorrie some credit. Without him, there wouldn't be any Slurpees. Carrier was the big thinker, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C.Biscuit97 Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 Gotta love a Buffalo vs. Florida argument about air conditioning Dolphins suck!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X. Benedict Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 This Barnett fellow finally thinks there is more nuance to hockey than just shooting at the net. Hmmmmmm. Your theory is holding up very nicely, douchemeister. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kegtapr Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 This Barnett fellow finally thinks there is more nuance to hockey than just shooting at the net. Hmmmmmm. Your theory is holding up very nicely, douchemeister. 700767[/snapback] He's just confused that they can skate around the rink clockwise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X. Benedict Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 He's just confused that they can skate around the rink clockwise. 700769[/snapback] Them benches is fer pitstops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puhonix Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 Gotta love a Buffalo vs. Florida argument about air conditioning Dolphins suck!!! 700766[/snapback] Reading both Wikipedia articles tell you exactly what we already knew: Gorrie's machine was to cool the air. Carrier's invention was to control heat and humidity. Florida = Too hot. Buffalo = Too cold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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