The Dean Posted May 25, 2006 Posted May 25, 2006 The Crappiest Place on Earth? http://www.themeparkreview.com/fantazyland/fantazyland.htm
erynthered Posted May 25, 2006 Posted May 25, 2006 The Crappiest Place on Earth? http://www.themeparkreview.com/fantazyland/fantazyland.htm 698210[/snapback] At least they served Rolling Rock!
The Dean Posted May 25, 2006 Author Posted May 25, 2006 At least they served Rolling Rock! 698218[/snapback]
/dev/null Posted May 25, 2006 Posted May 25, 2006 As was the suspended monorail. Lyle Lanley: Well, sir, there's nothing on earth like a genuine, Bona fide, Electrified, Six-car Monorail! What'd I say? Ned Flanders: Monorail! Lyle Lanley: What's it called? Patty+Selma: Monorail! Lyle Lanley: That's right! Monorail! [crowd chants `Monorail' softly and rhythmically] Miss Hoover: I hear those things are awfully loud... Lyle Lanley: It glides as softly as a cloud. Apu: Is there a chance the track could bend? Lyle Lanley: Not on your life, my Hindu friend. Barney: What about us brain-dead slobs? Lyle Lanley: You'll be given cushy jobs. Abe: Were you sent here by the devil? Lyle Lanley: No, good sir, I'm on the level. Wiggum: The ring came off my pudding can. Lyle Lanley: Take my pen knife, my good man. I swear it's Springfield's only choice... Throw up your hands and raise your voice! All: Monorail! Lyle Lanley: What's it called? All: Monorail! Lyle Lanley: Once again... All: Monorail! Marge: But Main Street's still all cracked and broken... Bart: Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken! All: Monorail! Monorail! Monorail! [big finish] Monorail! Homer: Mono... D'oh!
meazza Posted May 26, 2006 Posted May 26, 2006 Lyle Lanley: Well, sir, there's nothing on earth like a genuine, Bona fide, Electrified, Six-car Monorail! What'd I say?Ned Flanders: Monorail! Lyle Lanley: What's it called? Patty+Selma: Monorail! Lyle Lanley: That's right! Monorail! [crowd chants `Monorail' softly and rhythmically] Miss Hoover: I hear those things are awfully loud... Lyle Lanley: It glides as softly as a cloud. Apu: Is there a chance the track could bend? Lyle Lanley: Not on your life, my Hindu friend. Barney: What about us brain-dead slobs? Lyle Lanley: You'll be given cushy jobs. Abe: Were you sent here by the devil? Lyle Lanley: No, good sir, I'm on the level. Wiggum: The ring came off my pudding can. Lyle Lanley: Take my pen knife, my good man. I swear it's Springfield's only choice... Throw up your hands and raise your voice! All: Monorail! Lyle Lanley: What's it called? All: Monorail! Lyle Lanley: Once again... All: Monorail! Marge: But Main Street's still all cracked and broken... Bart: Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken! All: Monorail! Monorail! Monorail! [big finish] Monorail! Homer: Mono... D'oh! 698250[/snapback] Spock : I'd say this train could hit at least Warp 5. (Crowd Laughs) Quimby : er yes and may the force be with you.
/dev/null Posted May 26, 2006 Posted May 26, 2006 Spock : I'd say this train could hit at least Warp 5. (Crowd Laughs)Quimby : er yes and may the force be with you. 698281[/snapback] Vote Quimby
PSU_Mouse Posted May 26, 2006 Posted May 26, 2006 There just happens to be a Lacrosse team party at Duke those exact same nights. Which would you choose??
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