erynthered Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 298 pounds of pure woman, and some cottage cheese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Movinon Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 Wonder if she has a PhD? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X. Benedict Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 Wonder if she has a PhD? 697244[/snapback] I doubt it, but the boy might. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taterhill Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 I'd hit that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rastabillz Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 Was that a women? I honestly could not tell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevbeau Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 My initial thoughts: Â So angry!!! Â Is that gum or a bandaid holding the glasses together. Â The 13 year old has started down a long road of disappointment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 I'd hit that 697263[/snapback] With what, a hammer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
30dive Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 My initial thoughts:Â So angry!!! Â Is that gum or a bandaid holding the glasses together. Â The 13 year old has started down a long road of disappointment. 697273[/snapback] Â Â ....long road of disapointment....huh......From where I'm sitting it can only get better for him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayFinkle Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 That poor kid is as good as gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokinandjokin Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 298 pounds of pure woman, and some cottage cheese. 697241[/snapback] Â Pop the hood! Â If I was 13, I'd take a bj. Hopefully afterwards she'd take me to the store and buy me beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted May 24, 2006 Author Share Posted May 24, 2006 Pop the hood! If I was 13, I'd take a bj. 697307[/snapback]     Oh, MY!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 That poor kid is as good as gay. 697282[/snapback] Â Â It would be a step up from that beast! She's vile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 Pop the hood! If I was 13, I'd take a bj. Hopefully afterwards she'd take me to the store and buy me beer. 697307[/snapback]  Go rent a video of a 1971 movie titled "The Last Picture Show". Therein is your dream girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tomcat Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 Having sex with a fat woman is like riding a moped. Its a lot of fun to ride until one of your friends find out. Â Wasn't she in the movie slapshot??? oh right that was the Hansen Brothers. Â hmmmmm I wonder what her 40 time is... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevbeau Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 ....long road of disapointment....huh......From where I'm sitting it can only get better for him. 697281[/snapback]  I'm thinking he's gone down a road of no return. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X. Benedict Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 There is a likely scenario for all this: 13 year old kid believes that if he doesn't take one for the team, the planet Zoltar 5 will invade the earth and replace all the women with similar copies. Â The truth comes out after years go by, and his statue is erected on the mall in Washington. Â Happy ending. Â People shout: Â "Thank you 13 year old boy that saved the human race!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 I know 13 year old boys are horny as hell, I mean I was one at one time, but man oh man, if that thing was lying in bed naked and smiling at me, I wouldn't have been able to get it up with a crane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cromagnum Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 Cottage cheese, why does she make her own Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted May 25, 2006 Share Posted May 25, 2006 You'd have to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wacka Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 Did she take them to the playoff games? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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