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A very unattractive, mean actin' woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids.

The Wal-Mart Greeter, asks, "Are they twins"?

 

The ugly woman says, "No, the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why?..

 

Do you think they really look alike?"

 

"No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice"!

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You were right. A little humor.

 

Very little. :lol:

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Don't discourage 30Dive. He's brought us both groaners and side-splitters, which I appreciate and hope continues. :(

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Reminds me of another one:

 

This somewhat plump lady is checking out at the grocery store.

 

The clerk rings up a couple cans of soup, a few TV dinners, a quart of milk, and a pint sized ice cream.

 

Then he asks her: "Are you single?"

 

She responds: "Yes, are you guessing because of the items I'm purchasing?"

 

He answers: "No, I'm guessing because you're damn ugly"

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