30dive Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 A very unattractive, mean actin' woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids. The Wal-Mart Greeter, asks, "Are they twins"? The ugly woman says, "No, the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why?.. Do you think they really look alike?" "No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eSJayDee Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 As they always say, "Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 You were right. A little humor. Very little. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 You were right. A little humor. Very little. 696712[/snapback] Don't discourage 30Dive. He's brought us both groaners and side-splitters, which I appreciate and hope continues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
linksfiend Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 Reminds me of another one: This somewhat plump lady is checking out at the grocery store. The clerk rings up a couple cans of soup, a few TV dinners, a quart of milk, and a pint sized ice cream. Then he asks her: "Are you single?" She responds: "Yes, are you guessing because of the items I'm purchasing?" He answers: "No, I'm guessing because you're damn ugly" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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