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Millionaire Match

 

from their FAQ

Q. Who is a millionaire?

 

A. Anyone who earns $150,000 and above annually. You do not need to have assets that total a million dollars or more per year.

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I ain't sayin she a gold digger

but she ain't messin with no broke nigga

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I ain't sayin she a gold digger

but she ain't messin with no broke nigga

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Holla "We want prenup, we want prenup"...

Its something you gotta have, cause when she leave your ass, she gonna leave with half.

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You just got married last week and you're already hitting the dating web sites?

:doh:

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I was reading an article and they mentioned Charlie Sheen had a profile up on that site. I am happily married, two weeks today.

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I was reading an article and they mentioned Charlie Sheen had a profile up on that site. I am happily married, two weeks today.

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Give it another 2 weeks :doh:

 

RTB

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Give it another 2 weeks  :doh:

 

RTB

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I'm locked in for 49 years and 50 weeks from today. After that, the marriage license expires.

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I'm locked in for 49 years and 50 weeks from today. After that, the marriage license expires.

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And then freedom :doh::lol::D

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Holla "We want prenup, we want prenup"...

Its something you gotta have, cause when she leave your ass, she gonna leave with half.

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18 years

18 years

and on the 18th birthday, he found out it wasn't his

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18 years

18 years

and on the 18th birthday, he found out it wasn't his

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Get Down girl go 'head get down.

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so have you signed up yet and browsed for some 14 year old heiress? :doh:

 

j/k  :D

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I can't. I clicked on under 150 k and it booted me off the site :lol:

 

(Plays Kanye West again)

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Millionaire Match

 

from their FAQ

Q. Who is a millionaire?

 

A. Anyone who earns $150,000 and above annually. You do not need to have assets that total a million dollars or more per year.

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Bet none of them give head.

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Damn, I read the title wrong. I thought it was a Nietzsche dating website. Dinner and a discussion about the existance of God. <_<

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Get Down girl go 'head get down.

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Now I aint sayin you a gold digger you got needs

Y'all wanna do the smoke but he can't buy weed

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Millionaire Match

 

from their FAQ

Q. Who is a millionaire?

 

A. Anyone who earns $150,000 and above annually. You do not need to have assets that total a million dollars or more per year.

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A guy from my office is on that site. He gets all kinds of a$$. He's about 50% of the way to truly qualify, but he says the chicks there are about 30%. It's all good.

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A guy from my office is on that site.  He gets all kinds of a$$.

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Hooking up with online kitty: When you absolutely, positively don't have enough unpredictable chaos in your life.
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Hooking up with online kitty: When you absolutely, positively don't have enough unpredictable chaos in your life.

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Unpredictable Chaos? I'm gonna add that to my list of redundancies. Right after "Armed Gunman".

 

It's true, though. The psycho-chick per capita in South FL is high enough that we should have background-check stations in the bars.

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Hooking up with online kitty: When you absolutely, positively don't have enough unpredictable chaos in your life.

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Indeed, as Holmes put it..."Oscillation upon the pavement always means an affaire du coeur."

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