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1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set

 

2. A day without sunshine is like, night

 

3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

 

4. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

 

5. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

 

6. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

 

7. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

 

8. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be

misquoted, then used against you.

 

9. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

 

10. Honk if you love peace and quiet.

 

11. Remember half the people you know are below average.

 

12. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?

 

13. Nothing is foolproof to a talented fool.

 

14. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

 

15. He who laughs last thinks slowest.

 

16. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

 

17. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

 

18. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

 

19. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

 

20. I intend to live forever - so far so good.

 

21. Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back.

 

22. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

 

23. My mind is like a steel trap - rusty and illegal in 37 states.

 

24. Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.

 

25. The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.

 

26. Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have

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8. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be

misquoted, then used against you.

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Sounds like some former posters on PPP.

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Scraps, comes to mind. :wacko:

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I am also thinking of another who used the same techniques.

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I am also thinking of another who used the same techniques.

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A song parodied by Weird Al to be "Hey, Ricky" comes to mind. :wacko:

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great post...hell...I'll buy you TWO grouper sandwiches if you bother to meet me at Frenchy's next time I'm in clearwater. Have you ever eaten at the Colombia restaurant? I know there is one at Ybor City, but the one on the water across from the Sheraton Sand Key is magnificient. I'm liable to go down there just for the Key Lime pie.

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great post...hell...I'll buy you TWO grouper sandwiches if you bother to meet me at Frenchy's next time I'm in clearwater.  Have you ever eaten at the Colombia restaurant? I know there is one at Ybor City, but the one on the water across from the Sheraton Sand Key is magnificient.  I'm liable to go down there just for the Key Lime pie.

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I'd have showed up if you had contacted me, ala pm, goofy. :doh:

 

And yes, I have eaten at the Colombia. Great restaurant. Their salads are terrific!!

Good food and service.

 

BTW, For ever year that passes, I add another grouper Sammich to the bet. Right now, you're up to six! :wacko:

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I'd have showed up if you had contacted me, ala pm, goofy. :lol:

 

And yes, I have eaten at the Colombia. Great restaurant. Their salads are terrific!!

Good food and service.

 

BTW, For ever year that passes, I add another grouper Sammich to the bet. Right now, you're up to six! :wacko:

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I'm still waiting for a round of golf and a 'Noles game :doh:

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I'm still waiting for a round of golf and a 'Noles game :doh:

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You know, you're right. :wacko:

 

Its been a few years. I'll see what I can put together. :lol:

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I'd have showed up if you had contacted me, ala pm, goofy. :lol:

 

And yes, I have eaten at the Colombia. Great restaurant. Their salads are terrific!!

Good food and service.

 

BTW, For ever year that passes, I add another grouper Sammich to the bet. Right now, you're up to six! :doh:

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Well if you, Darin and Tom would quit suspending him, he could have PM'ed you. :wacko:

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I'd have showed up if you had contacted me, ala pm, goofy. :doh:

 

And yes, I have eaten at the Colombia. Great restaurant. Their salads are terrific!!

Good food and service.

 

BTW, For ever year that passes, I add another grouper Sammich to the bet. Right now, you're up to six! :wacko:

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Tyhe Cuban waiter there kept referring to me as Papa...and I was getting rather pissed, until my date pointed out that he thought I looked like Ernest Hemingway (Papa). After that I kind of let it slide. Nice seafood place where Leverock's used to be as well. Boy I'm glad I don't live there. Weight control would be impossible.

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15. He who laughs last thinks slowest.

 

 

 

:wacko:

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Well if you, Darin and Tom would quit suspending him, he could have PM'ed you.  :wacko:

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SUSpend hell...I've been banned! I had to send them my PPP swastika and everything! :doh:

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Remind you of a few posters here? :wacko:

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LOL, yep, that's the first thing that went through my mind :doh:

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Grouper sandwiches are good, I think mangrove snapper is delicious, or fried snook, Im catholic, its friday and I want a seafood platter.. Haddock, scallops, shrimp, Im hungry.

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Grouper sandwiches  are good, I think mangrove snapper is delicious, or fried snook, Im  catholic, its friday and I want a seafood platter.. Haddock, scallops, shrimp, Im hungry.

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Did you say Snapper? :doh:

 

 

 

 

 

:lol:

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