HelloNewman Posted May 18, 2006 Posted May 18, 2006 I few weeks ago my wife came in from outside and told me she noticed a birds nest in one of our tall bushes. Turns out this was right by a window where we could peek out and see it without disturbing them. I am amazed at how the nest is layed out in such a perfectly round cirle and made very thick with all the little sticks...even some computer paper guide hole strips made onto this nest. I don't think a hurricane could topple this nest Anyway, while the mother bird was gone I took a peek and noticed 3 blue eggs. The male and female birds took turns laying on them. After some quick research I noticed they were american robbins. I was amazed at how they shared the duties of keeping the eggs warm in shifts. Too bad some people in this world can't act this way with thier own kids. Anyway, today we noticed 3 little peepers in the nest when the momma bird came back to feed them. Cute as can be....little fuzz balls. After she left the daddy bird came in and nested to keep them warm. Just thought I would share.....happy spring
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted May 18, 2006 Posted May 18, 2006 I few weeks ago my wife came in from outside and told me she noticed a birds nest in one of our tall bushes. Turns out this was right by a window where we could peek out and see it without disturbing them. I am amazed at how the nest is layed out in such a perfectly round cirle and made very thick with all the little sticks...even some computer paper guide hole strips made onto this nest. I don't think a hurricane could topple this nest Anyway, while the mother bird was gone I took a peek and noticed 3 blue eggs. The male and female birds took turns laying on them. After some quick research I noticed they were american robbins. I was amazed at how they shared the duties of keeping the eggs warm in shifts. Too bad some people in this world can't act this way with thier own kids. Anyway, today we noticed 3 little peepers in the nest when the momma bird came back to feed them. Cute as can be....little fuzz balls. After she left the daddy bird came in and nested to keep them warm. Just thought I would share.....happy spring 694085[/snapback] We had some too, hatched last week. Fried up really nicely.
HelloNewman Posted May 18, 2006 Author Posted May 18, 2006 We had some too, hatched last week. Fried up really nicely. 694096[/snapback] Funny...not.....
ajzepp Posted May 18, 2006 Posted May 18, 2006 This isn't as neat as that, but the other day I was sitting in my car waiting to go meet someone for an appointment. There was this bird that was sort of hopping around on an area that was covered by some pine straw beneath a large tree. I didn't know what the hell he was doing at first, but all of a sudden he takes a few hops to his right, and fires his beak into the pine straw in an instant. Next thing I know he's got a worm in his beak and he flies up into the tree. I thought that was pretty impressive that he could target that worm, buried in the pine straw, from several feet away.
ajzepp Posted May 18, 2006 Posted May 18, 2006 We had some too, hatched last week. Fried up really nicely. 694096[/snapback] Something tells me you've partaken in the Filipino delicacy known as 'balut'.
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted May 18, 2006 Posted May 18, 2006 Something tells me you've partaken in the Filipino delicacy known as 'balut'. 694106[/snapback] Is that the practice of baiting a guy who gets all dewy-eyed over little baby birds that stand only a 50% chance of surviving out the next four weeks? If not...then no. But we do have a next of baby birds outside our window we've been watching. I just didn't feel compelled to post about them...for the same reason I didn't feel compelled to discuss tupperware with JSP: I'm not a !@#$ing chick.
ajzepp Posted May 18, 2006 Posted May 18, 2006 Is that the practice of baiting a guy who gets all dewy-eyed over little baby birds that stand only a 50% chance of surviving out the next four weeks? If not...then no. But we do have a next of baby birds outside our window we've been watching. I just didn't feel compelled to post about them...for the same reason I didn't feel compelled to discuss tupperware with JSP: I'm not a !@#$ing chick. 694115[/snapback] JSP likes to talk about tupperware?
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted May 18, 2006 Posted May 18, 2006 JSP likes to talk about tupperware? 694124[/snapback] http://www.stadiumwall.com/index.php?showt...ndpost&p=655747
ajzepp Posted May 18, 2006 Posted May 18, 2006 http://www.stadiumwall.com/index.php?showt...ndpost&p=655747 694127[/snapback] I didn't think it was that bad until I saw he was actually polling us on it
Little to the North Posted May 19, 2006 Posted May 19, 2006 maybe crap throwing monkey can sit on those eggs until they hatch.
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted May 19, 2006 Posted May 19, 2006 maybe crap throwing monkey can sit on those eggs until they hatch. 694140[/snapback] Oh, SNAP! What are you, eight?
ajzepp Posted May 19, 2006 Posted May 19, 2006 maybe crap throwing monkey can sit on those eggs until they hatch. 694140[/snapback] Can you PLEASE put a little more effort into your shots? He can take it....I promise you.
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted May 19, 2006 Posted May 19, 2006 Can you PLEASE put a little more effort into your shots? He can take it....I promise you. 694142[/snapback] Hell, I'd prefer it. I can't !@#$ing STAND stupid insults. Give me creative ones, dammit!
Little to the North Posted May 19, 2006 Posted May 19, 2006 Maybe your mother will sit on them, she already laid a big egg in you already.
ajzepp Posted May 19, 2006 Posted May 19, 2006 Maybe your mother will sit on them, she already laid a big egg in you already. 694146[/snapback] Cyberbedwetter and a premature ejaculator.
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted May 19, 2006 Posted May 19, 2006 Maybe your mother will sit on them, she already laid a big egg in you already. 694146[/snapback] I'm at a complete loss here. What's the proper response to this bull sh--? Should I use the more subtle "I'm rubber, you're glue..." gambit, or go directly for the throat with "I know you are but what am I?" Does anyone know the proper etiquitte for trading insults with a six-year old? I haven't done it in decades.
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted May 19, 2006 Posted May 19, 2006 Cyberbedwetter and a premature ejaculator. 694151[/snapback] You getting the feeling that...oh, I don't know...maybe he's overreached himself a bit here? A little overmatched? I'd have more of a challenge frying up those baby birds outside...
ajzepp Posted May 19, 2006 Posted May 19, 2006 I'm at a complete loss here. What's the proper response to this bull sh--? Should I use the more subtle "I'm rubber, you're glue..." gambit, or go directly for the throat with "I know you are but what am I?" Does anyone know the proper etiquitte for trading insults with a six-year old? I haven't done it in decades. 694152[/snapback] How big is your dad?
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted May 19, 2006 Posted May 19, 2006 How big is your dad? 694156[/snapback] Maybe I should just tell him that my Lacanian real can beat up his hermeneutical ideal, and watch his pointy little head explode...
Little to the North Posted May 19, 2006 Posted May 19, 2006 How good is the welfare system to you today crap throwing monkey? Are you carrying on the tradition or do you actually have what we call these days a job?
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