Johnny Coli Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 You're doing a little drinking, playing a bit of guitar and surfin' the net. You swivel your chair to grab a record that you just thought of and haven't played in a while, and the head of your guitar knocks your half-full beer off the computer desk and onto the floor. You grab for the beer and your guitar falls out of your lap and is now on the floor with your beer. You pick up the guitar, mourne the loss of your beer (but you are always smart enough to open two at a time so you have backup, and you're lazy) and start to play again. "Holy cow is this thing out of tune now," you say to yourself. You need to tune it, but your tuner is all the way over on the other side of the room in your gig bag, and that would mean you'd have to get out of the chair. Well, you don't have to my friend, because you have a virtual tuning fork link on the computer next to your backup can of Pabst Blue Ribbon. A most excellent development, indeed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 You're doing a little drinking, playing a bit of guitar and surfin' the net. You swivel your chair to grab a record that you just thought of and haven't played in a while, and the head of your guitar knocks your half-full beer off the computer desk and onto the floor. You grab for the beer and your guitar falls out of your lap and is now on the floor with your beer. You pick up the guitar, mourne the loss of your beer (but you are always smart enough to open two at a time so you have backup, and you're lazy) and start to play again. "Holy cow is this thing out of tune now," you say to yourself. You need to tune it, but your tuner is all the way over on the other side of the room in your gig bag, and that would mean you'd have to get out of the chair. Well, you don't have to my friend, because you have a virtual tuning fork link on the computer next to your backup can of Pabst Blue Ribbon. A most excellent development, indeed! 694059[/snapback] Uhhhh...I'm sorry about your beer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramius Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 You're doing a little drinking, playing a bit of guitar and surfin' the net. You swivel your chair to grab a record that you just thought of and haven't played in a while, and the head of your guitar knocks your half-full beer off the computer desk and onto the floor. You grab for the beer and your guitar falls out of your lap and is now on the floor with your beer. You pick up the guitar, mourne the loss of your beer (but you are always smart enough to open two at a time so you have backup, and you're lazy) and start to play again. "Holy cow is this thing out of tune now," you say to yourself. You need to tune it, but your tuner is all the way over on the other side of the room in your gig bag, and that would mean you'd have to get out of the chair. Well, you don't have to my friend, because you have a virtual tuning fork link on the computer next to your backup can of Pabst Blue Ribbon. A most excellent development, indeed! 694059[/snapback] If a can of PBR got knocked on the floor, i would cheer, not mourn... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VABills Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 Coli you need to go to treatment abusing alchohol that way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 You're doing a little drinking, playing a bit of guitar and surfin' the net. You swivel your chair to grab a record that you just thought of and haven't played in a while, and the head of your guitar knocks your half-full beer off the computer desk and onto the floor. You grab for the beer and your guitar falls out of your lap and is now on the floor with your beer. You pick up the guitar, mourne the loss of your beer (but you are always smart enough to open two at a time so you have backup, and you're lazy) and start to play again. "Holy cow is this thing out of tune now," you say to yourself. You need to tune it, but your tuner is all the way over on the other side of the room in your gig bag, and that would mean you'd have to get out of the chair. Well, you don't have to my friend, because you have a virtual tuning fork link on the computer next to your backup can of Pabst Blue Ribbon. A most excellent development, indeed! 694059[/snapback] Fork you and the tune you rode in on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 Don't think of it as a spilled PBR. Think of it as a chance to redeem yourself. And if you have a couple of beers and hit the tuning forks from left to right, you can almost hear The Three Stooges... "Hellooooo..." "Hellooooo..." "Hellooooo..." "Hello." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRC Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 ...and the head of your guitar knocks your half-full beer off the computer desk and onto the floor. 694059[/snapback] Maybe there was a reason why the PBR was knocked to the floor. Consider it a sign from God that you should not be drinking it and it should be replaced with better beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
X. Benedict Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 Maybe there was a reason why the PBR was knocked to the floor. Consider it a sign from God that you should not be drinking it and it should be replaced with better beer. 694685[/snapback] God is starting to make more and more sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 Maybe there was a reason why the PBR was knocked to the floor. Consider it a sign from God that you should not be drinking it and it should be replaced with better beer. 694685[/snapback] Case in point: the other night I was sitting near the fireplace with my beer glass, filled with Bass Ale, resting on the tiled base. I turned and inadvertantly knocked the glass over with my elbow. As the beer started to spill out, I was sure one of my favorite drinking vessels was a goner as it hit the tile. Did the glass shatter? No. The tile cracked. Coincidence? I think not. Moral: Save your mug. Drink good beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Coli Posted May 19, 2006 Author Share Posted May 19, 2006 Maybe there was a reason why the PBR was knocked to the floor. Consider it a sign from God that you should not be drinking it and it should be replaced with better beer. 694685[/snapback] I find you end up with better songs if you write while swilling PBR rather than a "stuffy" beer, like Bass, etc. Then again, I'm not playing jazz. You need to drink an "edgy" beer to get an "edgy" song. Pabst Blue Ribbon...There's a song in every six-pack, there's an album in every keg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayFinkle Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 I find you end up with better songs if you write while swilling PBR rather than a "stuffy" beer, like Bass, etc. Then again, I'm not playing jazz. You need to drink an "edgy" beer to get an "edgy" song. Pabst Blue Ribbon...There's a song in every six-pack, there's an album in every keg. 694704[/snapback] Please stop posting and take this opportunity to update your blog. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 There's a song in every six-pack, there's an album in every keg.694704[/snapback] I guess that would explain The Barenaked Ladies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 I guess that would explain The Barenaked Ladies. 694708[/snapback] Or Rosanne Barr singing the National Anthem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRC Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 I find you end up with better songs if you write while swilling PBR rather than a "stuffy" beer, like Bass, etc. Then again, I'm not playing jazz. You need to drink an "edgy" beer to get an "edgy" song. Pabst Blue Ribbon...There's a song in every six-pack, there's an album in every keg. 694704[/snapback] If you want an "edgy" beer for an "edgy" song, drink Hop Whallop by Victory Brewing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 Or Rosanne Barr singing the National Anthem. 694712[/snapback] Hell, that made ME want to drink PBR. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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