Beerball Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 I agree, and add Pontiac Sunfire to your list. my buddy got one in high school and drove it through college and we made fun of him non-stop. 693502[/snapback] And yet Puhonix still talks to you to this day. He's a bigger man for it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LancasterSteve Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 I saw one in lime green the other day. 693467[/snapback] Wife and I were out shopping a few weeks ago and while at a stoplight, she points to one and asks me what it is? My reply short and to the point......"JUNK" Mark is right worst piece of tinfoil on the road Sure the gas milage is good, the question though is how much do you value your life to drive one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Gross Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 I bet you drive a Scion XB. http://www.scion.com/showroom/xb/gallery/ I'm always hungry for toast when I see one of those. I keep looking for a Proctor Silex label on the back.. WORST VEHICHLE EVER ! 693461[/snapback] Every time I see one I wonder when they brought milk deliveries back.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 how do they ride? 693479[/snapback] Why? In the market? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LancasterSteve Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 She has a 1999 or something Dodge Stratus that I can't wait to send over a cliff somewhere. 693485[/snapback] Good place for it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lv-Bills Posted May 18, 2006 Author Share Posted May 18, 2006 I agree, and add Pontiac Sunfire to your list. my buddy got one in high school and drove it through college and we made fun of him non-stop. 693502[/snapback] lol, bingo, actually my a friend of mine had a white one also, in college, and we made fun of him too. Do they still make those things? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lv-Bills Posted May 18, 2006 Author Share Posted May 18, 2006 She has a 1999 or something Dodge Stratus that I can't wait to send over a cliff somewhere. 693485[/snapback] Good place for it 693524[/snapback] Any Dodge for that matter. I'll never own a Dodge POS again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plenzmd1 Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 VOLKSWAGEN COMMERCIAL EXPLAINS IT ALL 693500[/snapback] VW so full of chit. Guess this ride starting at 66K doesn't fuel the ego http://www.vw.com/phaeton/index.html Or the friggen Tourag either , starting at 38K. Piece o chit vehicle, i know, i own one , never again!!!!!! http://www.vw.com/touareg/index.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taterhill Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 Why? In the market? 693523[/snapback] I drive a LeSabre...myself and a group of 81 year olds are going cruising this weekend..only requirement is we all need to leave a blinker on...good times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SDS Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 I didn't know that about Jetta's... Ford PROBE yes, Jetta no... However, Subaru's (Forrester, etc...) are the #1 cars for lesbians. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 I drive a LeSabre...myself and a group of 81 year olds are going cruising this weekend..only requirement is we all need to leave a blinker on...good times 693563[/snapback] It's coming back...is that the Buick that fights the snowy hills of Pennsylvania? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 However, Subaru's (Forrester, etc...) are the #1 cars for lesbians. 693564[/snapback] Extra lapping room? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lv-Bills Posted May 18, 2006 Author Share Posted May 18, 2006 I didn't know that about Jetta's... Ford PROBE yes, Jetta no... However, Subaru's (Forrester, etc...) are the #1 cars for lesbians. 693564[/snapback] I don't think they make Probes anymore do they? The lesbian car comment is great one though. A whole new category. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taterhill Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 funny thing was..back in 2003..my Bonneville was in the shop, so I was borrowing my sister in laws truck for a few days...a green ford Ranger, with mardi Gras beads all over and a sticker on the dash that said...Hottie...a 6' 1" 275 man should never driver a Ford Ranger...I was laughing at myself at Stop Lights Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SDS Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 http://lesbianlife.about.com/od/otherfunst...LesbianCars.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnTheRocks Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 birkenstock cladded chick in the there. 693578[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lv-Bills Posted May 18, 2006 Author Share Posted May 18, 2006 http://lesbianlife.about.com/od/otherfunst...LesbianCars.htm 693582[/snapback] LMAO...............you've provided me with a whole new group of drivers out there that I didn't really know existed. Jesus....this is something entirely new now. So, let me ask someone.......when a Forrester comes by and my fiance stares at it for more than 30 seconds, am I in trouble? Or, should I just flat out ask for a three-some and try to join in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inkman Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 If you are a man, driving a Jetta, a Mitsubishi Eclipse, a VW Cabriolet, or even a Toyota Celica...693446[/snapback] Can we add Ford Fiesta, Chevy Cobalt, Scion TC, Mazda Miata, Dodge Neon, and any !@#$ing Saturn to the list? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apuszczalowski Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 It could always be worse, a guy could be seen driving a VW beetle, or a mini cooper. No man should be seen driving in those, not even as a passenger. If you wanna go into past models, the ford probe is definitly not a dudes car. And typically the sunfire and cavaliers were really big with the ladies and about 80% of the drivers were teenage girls, but I don't see them that much as a chick car. And no, I have never owned any of those cars, I drive a Dodge Dakota, and a Jeep YJ. But at one point I did drive a Pontiac 6000 that put me in the class of the 80 year old grandmother. It was a great reliable car so I let my sister and mom have it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeFerguson Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 ..........I'm driving in to work in the morning, and I'm in stop and go traffic or rush hour traffic, I DO NOT want to see DUDES driving Volkswagen Jetta's. What are you, a fuggin sissy? Seriously, when I see a silver Jetta coming up behind me, I expect to see a MILF or hot chick in there, not some hairy fat-ass dropping Krispy Kreme doughnut crumbs all over his gut. I don't want to see some guy combing his hair in a black Jetta, or some middle aged dufus reading notes for work in a red Jetta. I want to see mildly to wildy dynamic, and hot, chicks. If you are a man, driving a Jetta, a Mitsubishi Eclipse, a VW Cabriolet, or even a Toyota Celica, get a fuggin grip and attach your nuts back to your body. Those are reserved for chicks, mostly hot, so that the rest of us can stare at them in the morning while playing with the NFL channel on Sirius satellite radio. I personally witnessed two examples of this in Richmond today, and it make me puke. Come on fellas, have you lost all dignity? 693446[/snapback] This is coming from the guy who is from Pittsburgh, but is a Bills fan, used to be a Penguins fan but now cheers for the Hurricanes because the Penguins aren't up to his standards of excellence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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