Chef Jim Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 ieatcrayonz is not BF 693346[/snapback] I'm still not convinced he's not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arkady Renko Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 I'm still not convinced he's not. 693349[/snapback] I need some sort of language analyst to back me up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hollywood Donahoe Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 I'm still not convinced he's not. I don't think BF is clever enough to concoct this whole hamster story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted May 18, 2006 Author Share Posted May 18, 2006 I don't think BF is clever enough to concoct this whole hamster story. 693390[/snapback] Are you saying I made this up? Believe me I don't want to be haunted by Sammy's evil twin. I can't eat, I can't sleep, and my stock portfolio has lost 1.62 million in the last two days due to lack of attention. Granted that's only .00236%, but still. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockpile Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 You can't sleep , you can't eat There's no doubt, you're in deep Your shoes are tight, you can't breathe Silica gel is all you need Whoa, you like to think that you're immune to the stuff, oh yeah You love that hamster playing hide and seek in your 'jammies You gonna have to face it, you're addicted to Sammy Are you saying I made this up? Believe me I don't want to be haunted by Sammy's evil twin. I can't eat, I can't sleep, and my stock portfolio has lost 1.62 million in the last two days due to lack of attention. Granted that's only .00236%, but still. 693404[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 Are you saying I made this up? Believe me I don't want to be haunted by Sammy's evil twin. I can't eat, I can't sleep, and my stock portfolio has lost 1.62 million in the last two days due to lack of attention. Granted that's only .00236%, but still. 693404[/snapback] Yeah, I think we need to meet. Tater........he's mine!! I can teach you how to cut your retatta prep time in half too. How valuable am I?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 I don't think BF is clever enough to concoct this whole hamster story. 693390[/snapback] Coli once suggested that BF was either as big a clown as he seemed, or a comic genius for pretending to be that big a clown. If the latter's correct...sure, BF could dream this up. Hell, he concocted retatta. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hollywood Donahoe Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 Coli once suggested that BF was either as big a clown as he seemed, or a comic genius for pretending to be that big a clown. If the latter's correct...sure, BF could dream this up. Hell, he concocted retatta. I guess that's why I'm skeptical. Based on my limited run-ins with BF (a couple of brief football-based debates and the vicarious experience of reading the retatta thread), I've always thought the first of Coli's BF theories seemed more likely. Either way, I must admit I find ieatcrayonz' (whoever he is) story to be quite amusing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted May 19, 2006 Author Share Posted May 19, 2006 You can't sleep , you can't eatThere's no doubt, you're in deep Your shoes are tight, you can't breathe Silica gel is all you need Whoa, you like to think that you're immune to the stuff, oh yeah You love that hamster playing hide and seek in your 'jammies You gonna have to face it, you're addicted to Sammy 693690[/snapback] Nice work pulling out the ancient Robert Plant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 I guess that's why I'm skeptical. Based on my limited run-ins with BF (a couple of brief football-based debates and the vicarious experience of reading the retatta thread), I've always thought the first of Coli's BF theories seemed more likely. Either way, I must admit I find ieatcrayonz' (whoever he is) story to be quite amusing. 693894[/snapback] His writing style is somewhere in the catagory of the "Nervous" family??? It seems close to somebody here...??? I think it is a "inside job" myself... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not a Hamster Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 Is your name really Sammy, Not a Hamster? 691741[/snapback] I preferm Samuel, but heyz whatever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not a Hamster Posted May 19, 2006 Share Posted May 19, 2006 What a night. I discovered that the ghost voice was not a ghost at all. Last evening I came over to my computer and low and behold there was a hamster on my keyboard. He looked just like Sammy. I snuck up behind him with a rolled up newspaper and tried to knock him out. He was too quick and kept scurrying around on the keyboard while I whacked at him. He finally jumped behind the bookcases in the study. I chased him all night. The study, library, pool room, aquarium room, bar, and driving range. I almost caught him in the viewing theatre. Now I'm off the trail. Clearly it has been Sammy's evil twin behind this thing the whole time. I doubt that it was Sammy talking at all. It was the twin. He hung Sammy to get me in trouble. I'm not sure of his motive but I am on to him now. I need some sleep but am going to take a sauna first. This is the last thing I need on my birthday. 692775[/snapback] Is he kidding mem with that? He can't be that dumb can he? Evil Twin? Don't answer that. I just/ found the record of his lastz Googlen search. Get this: He typed in "Hamster toxicology Sammy". I thinkq he meant genealogy. Either way I'm NOT A HAMSTER. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not a Hamster Posted May 20, 2006 Share Posted May 20, 2006 This is toox much for even me tox believe and I have livedm with this guy since I was a gerblet. I was boredm so I went into explorer and looked at this guy's internet habits. Lord knows his hygience habitz and eating habitso are bad, but this takesm the cake. His last/ 20 google searches. I thinbkx they are in reverse order/. Hamster toxicology SammyEvil Hamster Twins Talking Hamster Silica Gel Elton John LeBron song I give up Oh come on somethings gotta work pleasepleaseplease naked mark mulder please naked mark mulder naked mark mulder mark mulder naked mark mulder Nine inch nails how to market your own recipe to food tv fermented cucumber age based laws in 3rd world countries like canada what does ed give? Where did ed go? fish heads script writing for dummies Give the guy a breakq. Some of these/ were at nightz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taro T Posted May 20, 2006 Share Posted May 20, 2006 This is toox much for even me tox believe and I have livedm with this guy since I was a gerblet. I was boredm so I went into explorer and looked at this guy's internet habits. Lord knows his hygience habitz and eating habitso are bad, but this takesm the cake. His last/ 20 google searches. I thinbkx they are in reverse order/. Give the guy a breakq. Some of these/ were at nightz. 695009[/snapback] Mr. Hamster, what the heck is wrong with you that you can't control your tail AFTER you have typed a word. You know, a lesser gerbil I could understand having his tail mess up words he has been spelling (flinging it here there and everywhere), but now that you have been injesting silica gel packs I would expect much better bodily control. I could see messing up occasionally on writing a period or semicolon, but why is it so hard to hit the spacebar without hitting extra characters? A gerbil would probably try to use his long tail to press the period button, and I could expect him to have this problem occassionally, but clearly would not have this extensive of a problem. It appears more of a case of you trying to use all 4 paws and getting your tail in the way when you use the back ones trying to hit the space bar. Ergo, you ARE A HAMSTER!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not a Hamster Posted May 20, 2006 Share Posted May 20, 2006 Mr. Hamster, what the heck is wrong with you that you can't control your tail AFTER you have typed a word. You know, a lesser gerbil I could understand having his tail mess up words he has been spelling (flinging it here there and everywhere), but now that you have been injesting silica gel packs I would expect much better bodily control. I could see messing up occasionally on writing a period or semicolon, butt why is it so hard to hit the spacebar without hitting extra characters? A gerbil, would probably try to use his long tail to press the period button, and I could expect him to have this problem occassionally, but clearly would not have this extensive of a problem. It appears more of a case of you trying to use all 4 paws and getting your tail in the way when you use the brokeback ones. Ergo, you ARE A HAMSTER!!!!! 695026[/snapback] Until nowm I've seenq your posts as random and incoherent.. I nowm understand and the naswerm is a resounding NOz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taro T Posted May 20, 2006 Share Posted May 20, 2006 Until nowm I've seenq your posts as random and incoherent.. I nowm understand and the naswerm is a resounding NOz. 695030[/snapback] Heh, heh, heh, silly little hamster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted May 20, 2006 Share Posted May 20, 2006 I need some sort of language analyst to back me up. 693354[/snapback] I'd bet crayonz knows one or two linguiniists. Probably even prefers them al dente. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted May 21, 2006 Share Posted May 21, 2006 I'd bet crayonz knows one or two linguiniists. Probably even prefers them al dente. 695094[/snapback] Ah yes, good ole Al the dentist. But I think you're on to something. If ieatcrayonz likes his linguinists al dente he may just be BF. If you remember in BF's retatta recipe he liked his retatta super al dente. He sauteed it (my term, not his) until they were crispy?? That's how in my recipe I was able to cut several minutes out. I suggested if you want your penne (once again, my term, not his) crispy, just dump them in uncooked from the box. I think BF chastised me for that. Crayonz, how do you really like your pasta? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted May 21, 2006 Author Share Posted May 21, 2006 Ah yes, good ole Al the dentist. But I think you're on to something. If ieatcrayonz likes his linguinists al dente he may just be BF. If you remember in BF's retatta recipe he liked his retatta super al dente. He sauteed it (my term, not his) until they were crispy?? That's how in my recipe I was able to cut several minutes out. I suggested if you want your penne (once again, my term, not his) crispy, just dump them in uncooked from the box. I think BF chastised me for that. Crayonz, how do you really like your pasta? 695387[/snapback] You're so funny. I had too long a night to put up with your ignorant comments about food. The funny noises and voices still go on and on all night and Sammy's evil twin is still here. I think he may be holding Sammy hostage though. I keep finding empty silica packets everywhere. I hope Sammy is still alive. I'd pay ransom from my Derby money but the evil twin has not made any demands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted May 21, 2006 Share Posted May 21, 2006 You're so funny. I had too long a night to put up with your ignorant comments about food. The funny noises and voices still go on and on all night and Sammy's evil twin is still here. I think he may be holding Sammy hostage though. I keep finding empty silica packets everywhere. I hope Sammy is still alive. I'd pay ransom from my Derby money but the evil twin has not made any demands. 695392[/snapback] Hey lighten up. Are you just upset because I made fun of how crispy you like your pasta? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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