Beerball Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 Nice theory. But here I am. A typing gerbil. Explain that. 691452[/snapback] Your typing has suddenly improved. Cat got your tail? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not a Hamster Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 Your typing has suddenly improved. Cat got your tail? 691663[/snapback] It'sn called a conincidence. Ever heard of it Beerboyz? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 It'sn called a conincidence. Ever heard of it Beerboyz? 691685[/snapback] Listen colon breadth crayonz is a beloved member of this community. Right now I'll bet someone is bailing him out. Once he understands what you've done (in a year or two) you are hamster on a shingle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not a Hamster Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 By the wayl everyone youz should see this dumpv. This guys liesn like a slamander. Slime and rotting crud everywherem. What's that noisem? Gotta go..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted May 15, 2006 Author Share Posted May 15, 2006 Hoo boy what a day. I've been incarcetated all day for killing Sammy. I would never do that. I kept telling them about the silica gel and depresssion over and over and over but they didn't believe me. They roughed me up pretty good. They gave me three polygram tests and I must have passed them because they looked angry and confused every time. Then they gave me a shot of sodium pentagon and asked me some more questions. After that they let me go. I wanted to give Sammy a proper burial but he was gone when I got home. They must have taken the body for an arthroscopy. I'm going to sleep this off right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockpile Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 By the wayl everyone youz should see this dumpv. This guys liesn like a slamander. Slime and rotting crud everywherem. What's that noisem? Gotta go..... 691733[/snapback] Is your name really Sammy, Not a Hamster? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cåblelady Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 I'm going to sleep this off right now. 691737[/snapback] Make sure you have your butt covered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 I always figured you for a hamster guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted May 16, 2006 Author Share Posted May 16, 2006 You won't believe this. All night I slept on and off. I kept hearing creepy noises in the estate. I figured I was just distraught over Sammy. At 4:04 AM I called out who's there; what's that? I heard Sammy's voice say. "It's the ghost of Sammy and I'm going to get you"! I must have fainted right away beacuse I woke up now. Here is the terrifying part. I had 5 empty silica gel packets in my right hand and there was a fish head on my pillow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 Here is the terrifying part. I had 5 empty silica gel packets in my right hand and there was a fish head on my pillow. 692113[/snapback] Did the fish head look like this? fishy linky Let us know later how your bowel movements were today. Also, any difficulty peeing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted May 16, 2006 Author Share Posted May 16, 2006 Let us know later how your bowel movements were today. 692119[/snapback] Bright green, but that's from eating the crunch berries for the last week or so. You think I'm kidding? Try it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not a Hamster Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 I havem a new planq. I am going to hauntz him at night. Every night/. I am going to scare him from the housem, It will be all mineb. Wait. What's that? kdf jghstdhjsjfoi htstjkhjdtklj hgshghrjh gjhfbkj lyjhpoxjbrg ou nx d.ftg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverNRed Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 I havem a new planq. I am going to hauntz him at night. Every night/. I am going to scare him from the housem, It will be all mineb. Wait. What's that? kdf jghstdhjsjfoi htstjkhjdtklj hgshghrjh gjhfbkj lyjhpoxjbrg ou nx d.ftg 692621[/snapback] You type really well for a hamster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 You type really well for a hamster. 692626[/snapback] Hamster needs a fix though. He hasn't had any silica for 2 days, he's obviously losing his ability to communicate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 You won't believe this. All night I slept on and off. I kept hearing creepy noises in the estate. I figured I was just distraught over Sammy. At 4:04 AM I called out who's there; what's that? I heard Sammy's voice say. "It's the ghost of Sammy and I'm going to get you"! I must have fainted right away beacuse I woke up now. Here is the terrifying part. I had 5 empty silica gel packets in my right hand and there was a fish head on my pillow. 692113[/snapback] You've been reading too much Poe! A few "downers" and a couple shots of Beam and off to bed with you again... The floorboards will surely stop pounding... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted May 17, 2006 Author Share Posted May 17, 2006 What a night. I discovered that the ghost voice was not a ghost at all. Last evening I came over to my computer and low and behold there was a hamster on my keyboard. He looked just like Sammy. I snuck up behind him with a rolled up newspaper and tried to knock him out. He was too quick and kept scurrying around on the keyboard while I whacked at him. He finally jumped behind the bookcases in the study. I chased him all night. The study, library, pool room, aquarium room, bar, and driving range. I almost caught him in the viewing theatre. Now I'm off the trail. Clearly it has been Sammy's evil twin behind this thing the whole time. I doubt that it was Sammy talking at all. It was the twin. He hung Sammy to get me in trouble. I'm not sure of his motive but I am on to him now. I need some sleep but am going to take a sauna first. This is the last thing I need on my birthday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick in RaChaCha Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 I put it on my cereal every morning. It's great! Try it! 690633[/snapback] That explains a lot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 What a night. I discovered that the ghost voice was not a ghost at all. Last evening I came over to my computer and low and behold there was a hamster on my keyboard. He looked just like Sammy. I snuck up behind him with a rolled up newspaper and tried to knock him out. He was too quick and kept scurrying around on the keyboard while I whacked at him. He finally jumped behind the bookcases in the study. I chased him all night. The study, library, pool room, aquarium room, bar, and driving range. I almost caught him in the viewing theatre. Now I'm off the trail. Clearly it has been Sammy's evil twin behind this thing the whole time. I doubt that it was Sammy talking at all. It was the twin. He hung Sammy to get me in trouble. I'm not sure of his motive but I am on to him now. I need some sleep but am going to take a sauna first. This is the last thing I need on my birthday. 692775[/snapback] When is the guniea pig's birthday? If it's soon try baking a little cake for him. Lace it with Crunch Berries and exlax. You won't have any trouble following his trail after that. Just make sure that your cleaning lady, Magda, doesn't mind cleaning up bright green slime. BTW, have you considered whether Magda may be working in concert with the pig? She could still be pissed about that picture of the two of you that you posted on My Space. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 What a night. I discovered that the ghost voice was not a ghost at all. Last evening I came over to my computer and low and behold there was a hamster on my keyboard. He looked just like Sammy. I snuck up behind him with a rolled up newspaper and tried to knock him out. He was too quick and kept scurrying around on the keyboard while I whacked at him. He finally jumped behind the bookcases in the study. I chased him all night. The study, library, pool room, aquarium room, bar, and driving range. I almost caught him in the viewing theatre. Now I'm off the trail. Clearly it has been Sammy's evil twin behind this thing the whole time. I doubt that it was Sammy talking at all. It was the twin. He hung Sammy to get me in trouble. I'm not sure of his motive but I am on to him now. I need some sleep but am going to take a sauna first. This is the last thing I need on my birthday. 692775[/snapback] Sounds like a very nice home you have. Would love to come over for a visit. Shall I bring anything? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arkady Renko Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 ieatcrayonz is not BF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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