30dive Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin. Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a g ood old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO. Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Simon Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 All right, I just got home and checked the mail and apparently my doctor buddy who'd told me he was going to do this someday had stopped by and left a part of a Viagra sample sitting in my mailbox. If I go ahead and take this thing am I going to be experimenting with the vacuum cleaner or chasing the cat around all night or any other such nonsense? Should I toss back a couple whiskeys to take the edge off? Is my wife going to end up calling the cops to haul me away? Or is it really not that big of a deal? What the hell should I expect? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acantha Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 All right, I just got home and checked the mail and apparently my doctor buddy who'd told me he was going to do this someday had stopped by and left a part of a Viagra sample sitting in my mailbox.If I go ahead and take this thing am I going to be experimenting with the vacuum cleaner or chasing the cat around all night or any other such nonsense? Should I toss back a couple whiskeys to take the edge off? Is my wife going to end up calling the cops to haul me away? Or is it really not that big of a deal? What the hell should I expect? 690276[/snapback] Seriously, if you don't need it, don't take it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tennesseeboy Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 Be careful if you do. I tried one and it got caught in my throat. I had a stiff neck for a week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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