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Not to worry. I've invented an attachment to the windmills which senses when a bird runs into a blade, and instantly sprays the bird with one of three different flavored BBQ sauces.

 

You can choose from Diced Beak Bonanza, Shredded Flyer #4 or our new spicy Feathers! Feathers! Everywhere! made with real habanero chile peppers, lime, garlic and just a hint of Lawry's seasoning.

 

Or...try all three!

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I'm actually thinking about killing a few birds myself and get off the grid by building a wind turbine.  Anyone know of any affordable kits or instructions?

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I actually wasn’t trying to be a wise ass when I wrote this. I did find some instructions to build one called the Dragonfly. It uses a 12 volt car alternator so I guess its not exactly going to get me off the grid but it’s a start.

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