Pine Barrens Mafia Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 Take away the clause that states that ANYONE born here is a citizen by birth. Stipulate that at least ONE of the parents must be an American citizen. That stops two problems, the first being that it takes away the incentive for mexicans (or any illegals for that matter) to have children here in order that they might gain citizenship for themselves in the future and secondly, it keeps the overall cost of healthcare down in this country. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HereComesTheReignAgain Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 Take away the clause that states that ANYONE born here is a citizen by birth. Stipulate that at least ONE of the parents must be an American citizen. That stops two problems, the first being that it takes away the incentive for mexicans (or any illegals for that matter) to have children here in order that they might gain citizenship for themselves in the future and secondly, it keeps the overall cost of healthcare down in this country. 688258[/snapback] Or we could set up a guest birthing program that rewards you for every hour spent in labor. 5 or more hours and your kid is a citizen. Any less and you have to pay a fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattyT Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 Change the title of the post to "Know how you can reduce illegal immigration?" and I would subscribe to your newsletter. Not going to stop it though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheeseburger in Paradise Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 Take away the clause that states that ANYONE born here is a citizen by birth. Stipulate that at least ONE of the parents must be an American citizen. That stops two problems, the first being that it takes away the incentive for mexicans (or any illegals for that matter) to have children here in order that they might gain citizenship for themselves in the future and secondly, it keeps the overall cost of healthcare down in this country. 688258[/snapback] I think it would be easier to build the fence that Pat Buchanan advocates, rather than trying to get this calsueamended in the Constitution. (rightfully so) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 Take away the clause that states that ANYONE born here is a citizen by birth. Stipulate that at least ONE of the parents must be an American citizen. That stops two problems, the first being that it takes away the incentive for mexicans (or any illegals for that matter) to have children here in order that they might gain citizenship for themselves in the future and secondly, it keeps the overall cost of healthcare down in this country. 688258[/snapback] Joe, Joe, Joe...you just don't get it. Illegal immigration isn't a crime. Calling illegal immigrants "wetbacks" and "Mexican nationalists" is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted May 10, 2006 Author Share Posted May 10, 2006 Joe, Joe, Joe...you just don't get it. Illegal immigration isn't a crime. Calling illegal immigrants "wetbacks" and "Mexican nationalists" is. 688404[/snapback] you're right of course. how silly of me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 Joe, Joe, Joe...you just don't get it. Illegal immigration isn't a crime. Calling illegal immigrants "wetbacks" and "Mexican nationalists" is. 688404[/snapback] Is it MY fault they all look like Speedy Gonzalez? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 Joe, Joe, Joe...you just don't get it. Illegal immigration isn't a crime. Calling illegal immigrants "wetbacks" and "Mexican nationalists" is. 688404[/snapback] Can I shoot them in a video game without being called a racist? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 Can I shoot them in a video game without being called a racist? 688415[/snapback] Sure. It's not racist to shoot 'em, just to call them wetbacks when you do, because it shows no respect them and basically treats them as subhuman as you're blowing them the !@#$ away... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 Joe, Joe, Joe...you just don't get it. Illegal immigration isn't a crime. Calling illegal immigrants "wetbacks" and "Mexican nationalists" is. 688404[/snapback] It's like the report I heard yesterday about two beach communities here wanting to outlaw smoking on the beach because of the littering. I love writing laws to make illegal things more illegal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VABills Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 Take away the clause that states that ANYONE born here is a citizen by birth. Stipulate that at least ONE of the parents must be an American citizen. That stops two problems, the first being that it takes away the incentive for mexicans (or any illegals for that matter) to have children here in order that they might gain citizenship for themselves in the future and secondly, it keeps the overall cost of healthcare down in this country. 688258[/snapback] It's not a "clause". It's a friggen amendment. You just go taking them away. Damn you maybe a bigger idiot then avenger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMadCap Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 Is it MY fault they all look like Speedy Gonzalez? 688413[/snapback] Ironically, when I was a lad, I thought that all mexicans were stupid, lazy drunks like Speedy's cousins. I sure am glad they got rid of that racist cartoon... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Lamb Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 It's not a "clause". It's a friggen amendment. You just go taking them away. Damn you maybe a bigger idiot then avenger. 688501[/snapback] Read & Learn "The original intent of the 14th Amendment was clearly not to facilitate illegal aliens defying U.S. law at taxpayer expense. Current estimates indicate there may be over 300,000 anchor babies born each year in the U.S., thus causing illegal alien mothers to add more to the U.S. population each year than immigration from all sources in an average year before 1965. The correct interpretation of the 14th Amendment is that an illegal alien mother is subject to the jurisdiction of her native country, as is her baby." The Complete Lesson http://www.theamericanresistance.com/issue...hor_babies.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted May 11, 2006 Author Share Posted May 11, 2006 It's not a "clause". It's a friggen amendment. You just go taking them away. Damn you maybe a bigger idiot then avenger. 688501[/snapback] Hey f*ck off. Amendments can be repealed. Ask the temperence people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted May 11, 2006 Author Share Posted May 11, 2006 Read & Learn "The original intent of the 14th Amendment was clearly not to facilitate illegal aliens defying U.S. law at taxpayer expense. Current estimates indicate there may be over 300,000 anchor babies born each year in the U.S., thus causing illegal alien mothers to add more to the U.S. population each year than immigration from all sources in an average year before 1965. The correct interpretation of the 14th Amendment is that an illegal alien mother is subject to the jurisdiction of her native country, as is her baby." The Complete Lesson http://www.theamericanresistance.com/issue...hor_babies.html 688833[/snapback] Excellent! See ya, Pedro! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 Take away the clause that states that ANYONE born here is a citizen by birth. Stipulate that at least ONE of the parents must be an American citizen. That stops two problems, the first being that it takes away the incentive for mexicans (or any illegals for that matter) to have children here in order that they might gain citizenship for themselves in the future and secondly, it keeps the overall cost of healthcare down in this country. 688258[/snapback] If you come from another country you have to take a test before you become a citizen. They ask about George Washigton and Welcome Back Kotter and stuff. There is no way a baby could pass that test. Especially because the babies all speak mexican and the test is mostly given in american. At least it used to be but now they might have cunnilingual versions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 If you come from another country you have to take a test before you become a citizen. They ask about George Washigton and Welcome Back Kotter and stuff. There is no way a baby could pass that test. Especially because the babies all speak mexican and the test is mostly given in american. At least it used to be but now they might have cunnilingual versions. 689671[/snapback] But that's not fair. When I grandfather came from Italy how was we going to be able to answer those questions. I understand questions about George Washington, but Welcome back Kotter. It wasn't even on yet. Man that sucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 If you come from another country you have to take a test before you become a citizen. They ask about George Washigton and Welcome Back Kotter and stuff. There is no way a baby could pass that test. Especially because the babies all speak mexican and the test is mostly given in american. At least it used to be but now they might have cunnilingual versions. 689671[/snapback] I'll have what he's smoking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 But that's not fair. When I grandfather came from Italy how was we going to be able to answer those questions. I understand questions about George Washington, but Welcome back Kotter. It wasn't even on yet. Man that sucks. 689712[/snapback] I think in the fifties they asked about Leave it to Lucy and stuff like that. I'm not sure which TV shows they asked about back in the 1800s. Probably Gunsmoke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VABills Posted May 12, 2006 Share Posted May 12, 2006 I think in the fifties they asked about Leave it to Lucy and stuff like that. I'm not sure which TV shows they asked about back in the 1800s. Probably Gunsmoke. 689998[/snapback] Babaloooo. Lucy, you're in trouble now. WAHHHHHHHHHHHHH. LUCY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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