Catholic Guilt Posted May 10, 2006 Posted May 10, 2006 Are Poojer and Crayonz dating? He has a serious man crush on him.
Buftex Posted May 10, 2006 Posted May 10, 2006 Splenda clearly has its name based on the word Splendid. I don't think the SEC or FDA would allow them to use this name if the product does what you say. I'm sure they have stringent rules. You may want to check with a new doctor. Yours sounds like a quack. I have a hard time believing the whole federal government is wrong and your doctor is right. He sounds like he has a Quincy complex. Good luck and good health. 687980[/snapback] You are joiking right?
buffaloboyinATL Posted May 10, 2006 Posted May 10, 2006 If your doctor couldn't even get into a North American school why couldn't he be a quack? I'm not saying he is but you should cover all your bases. 688048[/snapback] Gotta admit, that was damn funny. Is his name Dr. Irrelevant?
BB27 Posted May 10, 2006 Author Posted May 10, 2006 You have to learn to pick better friends, Ed is leading you down the wrong path. Your friends should be chosen on their ability to help you get head. 688364[/snapback] Wow, I never thought of picking my friends based on that. It probably would have changed my life profoundly. What about women looking for friends?
The Dean Posted May 10, 2006 Posted May 10, 2006 "Crayonz": Well played. Bravo. 688521[/snapback] I'm always surprised when another TSW regular bites.
pudweiser Posted May 10, 2006 Posted May 10, 2006 Crayonz sounds like a jackass. Is he really a Buffalo fan? What the hell is wrong with Sugar and who is Poojer?
Helmet_hair Posted May 10, 2006 Posted May 10, 2006 Yes, Splenda (C12H19Cl3O8) is a chlorinated hydrocarbon and is a few branched atoms away from bug spray but, one atom in a different position or differing structural formulas of the same or similar molecules can be the difference between TNT and hand lotion. Sorry if I come off like an ass but blaming your heart palpitations on Splenda because it stopped when you stopped taking Splenda is just plain fuzzy logic at best, it’s a kin to saying I caused the Niagara River to flood because seconds before it flooded I took a leak in it.
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted May 11, 2006 Posted May 11, 2006 one atom in a different position or differing structural formulas of the same or similar molecules can be the difference between TNT and hand lotion. 688605[/snapback] And damn it, I just hate it when my hand lotion explodes...
Ghost of BiB Posted May 11, 2006 Posted May 11, 2006 And damn it, I just hate it when my hand lotion explodes... 688655[/snapback] Don't rub so hard.
BB27 Posted May 11, 2006 Author Posted May 11, 2006 Yes, Splenda (C12H19Cl3O8) is a chlorinated hydrocarbon and is a few branched atoms away from bug spray but, one atom in a different position or differing structural formulas of the same or similar molecules can be the difference between TNT and hand lotion. Sorry if I come off like an ass but blaming your heart palpitations on Splenda because it stopped when you stopped taking Splenda is just plain fuzzy logic at best, it’s a kin to saying I caused the Niagara River to flood because seconds before it flooded I took a leak in it. 688605[/snapback] Do you work at the UN?
GoodBye Posted May 11, 2006 Posted May 11, 2006 Doesn't caffeine also cause heart palpitations? May not be the splenda causing them.
pudweiser Posted May 11, 2006 Posted May 11, 2006 Yes, Splenda (C12H19Cl3O8) is a chlorinated hydrocarbon and is a few branched atoms away from bug spray but, one atom in a different position or differing structural formulas of the same or similar molecules can be the difference between TNT and hand lotion. Sorry if I come off like an ass but blaming your heart palpitations on Splenda because it stopped when you stopped taking Splenda is just plain fuzzy logic at best, it’s a kin to saying I caused the Niagara River to flood because seconds before it flooded I took a leak in it. 688605[/snapback] You are a regular Dr. Noah Wylie! I bet you are a blast at family dinners. I have pissed many times in the Genessee River causing it to spill its banks. Yes, you do come off sounding like an ass.
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted May 11, 2006 Posted May 11, 2006 Yes, you do come off sounding like an ass. 688690[/snapback] He fits right in...
meazza Posted May 11, 2006 Posted May 11, 2006 He fits right in... 688711[/snapback] 2 minutes for unsportsmanlike conduct
BB27 Posted May 11, 2006 Author Posted May 11, 2006 Doesn't caffeine also cause heart palpitations? May not be the splenda causing them. 688689[/snapback] You clearly failed to read the entire post. I am still drinking coffee, no more problems, it was the splenda. Some people..........
meazza Posted May 11, 2006 Posted May 11, 2006 You clearly failed to read the entire post. I am still drinking coffee, no more problems, it was the splenda. Some people.......... 688715[/snapback] Better than aspartame that supposedly could cause nerve damage. Stick to Stevia, it is totally natural, it is usually given to diabetics.
Chef Jim Posted May 11, 2006 Posted May 11, 2006 Doesn't caffeine also cause heart palpitations? May not be the splenda causing them. 688689[/snapback] YouknowIneverthoughtthatmaybeitwastheamountofcoffeeIdrinkthatcausesthepalpitations,Idon'tdrinkthatmuchbutwhatIdodrinkisverystrongsomaybethat'sit,Idon'tknow.
meazza Posted May 11, 2006 Posted May 11, 2006 YouknowIneverthoughtthatmaybeitwastheamountofcoffeeIdrinkthatcausesthepalpitations,Idon'tdrinkthatmuchbutwhatIdodrinkisverystrongsomaybethat'sit,Idon'tknow. 688722[/snapback] You know being a financial advisor and all, I'm not surprised you drink a lot of coffee
Taro T Posted May 11, 2006 Posted May 11, 2006 You should try ethylene glycol. Very sweet, with no calories. 688061[/snapback] The neighbor's cat swears by it, err, SWORE by it.
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