A BLOND JOKE . . .

[MelissaInPhilly]

Since you guys like to post jokes about dumb blonde females, here's one about a dumb blond guy for a change:

 

A BLONDE GUY GETS HOME EARLY FROM WORK AND HEARS STRANGE NOISES COMING FROM THE BEDROOM. HE RUSHES UPSTAIRS TO FIND HIS WIFE NAKED ON THE BED, SWEATING AND PANTING.

 

"WHAT'S UP?" HE SAYS.

 

"I'M HAVING A HEART ATTACK," CRIES THE WOMAN.

 

HE RUSHES DOWNSTAIRS TO GRAB THE PHONE, BUT JUST AS HE'S DIALLING, HIS 4-YEAR-OLD SON COMES UP AND SAYS "DADDY! DADDY! UNCLE TED'S HIDING IN YOUR CLOSET AND HE'S GOT NO CLOTHES ON!" THE GUY SLAMS THE PHONE DOWN AND STORMS UPSTAIRS INTO THE BEDROOM, PAST HIS SCREAMING WIFE, AND RIPS OPEN THE WARDROBE DOOR. SURE ENOUGH, THERE IS HIS BROTHER, TOTALLY NAKED, COWERING ON THE CLOSET FLOOR.

 

"YOU ROTTEN S.O.B.," SAYS THE HUSBAND, "MY WIFE'S HAVING A HEART ATTACK AND YOU'RE RUNNING AROUND NAKED SCARING THE KIDS!"

[Britbillsfan]

And on a similar vein.

 

Blonde guy comes home from work and hears noises upstairs. Going up he discovers his wife having sex with another man.

 

Seeing this he rushes over to where he keeps his gun and points it at his own head.

 

Horrified his wife yells out "Don't do it! I'm sorry!"

 

To which he replies - "Shut up, B word! You're next!"

[ans4e64]

And on a similar vein.

 

Blonde guy comes home from work and hears noises upstairs. Going up he discovers his wife having sex with another man.

 

Seeing this he rushes over to where he keeps his gun and points it at his own head.

 

Horrified his wife yells out "Don't do it! I'm sorry!"

 

To which he replies - "Shut up, B word! You're next!"

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i dont know if i can get the image in a thread, but i got a blonde joke in an email the other day that was absolutely hilarious. It was a blond girl's answer on a geometry test. It was a triangle, one side 3, one side 4, and the last side was "x" and said "find x". The girl circled the "x" on the page and wrote "here it is"