Phlegm Alley Posted May 4, 2006 Posted May 4, 2006 Sure. She pretty much is the opposite of anything I ever wanted in a woman. 683877[/snapback] I like my women the way I like my coffee.
Little to the North Posted May 4, 2006 Posted May 4, 2006 Paris Hilton is a total ditzy witzy. Always seems to have a clueless, confused look on her face. Like she smoked pot for the first time and doesn't know what to do or how to act!
Dr. Fong Posted May 4, 2006 Posted May 4, 2006 Up until this point I actually LIKED Leinart. Man, what a douchebag.
KD in CA Posted May 4, 2006 Posted May 4, 2006 I like my women the way I like my coffee. 683883[/snapback] Ground up and in the freezer?
Sisyphean Bills Posted May 4, 2006 Posted May 4, 2006 What about the XXX tape she made with Mike WIlliams? 683831[/snapback] Who knew one could do that with a Whopper?!?
ROSCOE P. COE TRAIN Posted May 5, 2006 Posted May 5, 2006 HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ONLY A FRESHMANNNNNNNNNNNNNNN... The one that was narrated by Keith Jackson? WOOOOAHHHHH NELLIE!!!! 683842[/snapback]
buckeyemike Posted May 5, 2006 Posted May 5, 2006 I would run away from Paris Hilton. God only knows how many viruses she's carrying. And she's far too skinny for my tastes. It wouldn't surprise me one bit if she's ultrathin because of nose candy. Lord, woman, eat a cheeseburger every once in a while. Mike
IDBillzFan Posted May 5, 2006 Posted May 5, 2006 Ground up and in the freezer? 683914[/snapback] Damn, now THAT is funny as hell.
gobillsinytown Posted May 5, 2006 Posted May 5, 2006 "cheesedick" is a pretty good description, but I like this one from the medical dictionary: Smegma: The secretion of a sebaceous gland; specifically : the cheesy sebaceous matter that collects between the glans penis and the foreskin
Tcali Posted May 5, 2006 Posted May 5, 2006 Paris Hilton's crabs have herpes. Can this passed to his center if he is not in shotgun? That's hot. 683178[/snapback] LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Orton's Arm Posted May 5, 2006 Posted May 5, 2006 I just came across this! "Matt and I talked on the phone the day he was drafted," Warner says of the former USC quarterback whom the Cardinals selected with the 10th pick, "and he said he wanted to be my shadow. I told him, 'You'd better like kids, because I've got seven of them.' He said he'd be up for babysitting, so maybe when Brenda and I want to go on a date we'll call up Paris and Matt."
crazyDingo Posted May 5, 2006 Posted May 5, 2006 Come on people. The dude is a TROJAN! 683959[/snapback] OH SNAP! Best of the lot so far! I was going to make a Ron Mexico joke and somehow tie it in geographically with Southern California, ya know, Dennis Miller-style--but when you hear a winner you just step back and admire it.
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