Orton's Arm Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 Marv seemed so different than all the other GMs. A charming man, he seemed to be able to look beyond just physical traits. He talked about how he valued intelligence and character. But when that third round pick rolled around, it became clear all he really wanted was Youboty. I know you've heard lots of good things about Youboty. Youboty is very desirable--everyone says so. While all men may want Youboty, it's easy to wish Marv had wanted something more. The coaching staff has all kinds of exciting plans for Youboty. They talk about Youboty's "potential" to fulfill their wildest fantasies. They'd been gazing longingly at Youboty for months, so this is a dream come true. Some said Marv should have been looking for the next Duval Love; a former guard from the Pittsburgh Steelers. Others wanted a player that would be what Erik Flowers should have been. But Marv wasn't interested in Love. He didn't spend any money on Flowers. All he wanted was Youboty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChevyVanMiller Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 Very, very punny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 I have the Tom Novy dance song Your Body(gianluca motta remix) in my head. "I dont want no body but you. Theres something about your body" heres the video- http://www.cdtimes.co.uk/content.php?contentid=2274 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orton's Arm Posted May 3, 2006 Author Share Posted May 3, 2006 Now that the Sabres game is over, it's time for another humor post. Marv in 2006: "You can't have too many defensive backs, so I'll act accordingly." Marv in 2009: "You can't have too many defensive backs, and I've acted accordingly." Reporter: "Does it bother you that of the 52 men on the roster, 46 are defensive backs? And that the other six guys are quietly being eased off the team?" Marv: "I'm sorry if this bothers you, but you just can't have too many defensive backs." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sisyphean Bills Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 It takes two edges to make a corner. We need to really start stockpiling dem edges. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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