Pine Barrens Mafia Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Was that Mike Williams in goal for the Flyers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sisyphean Bills Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Was he nonchalantly ignoring the pucks sailing past him while eating a Whopper and fries? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Was he non-chalantly ignoring the pucks sailing past him while eating a Whopper and fries? 682093[/snapback] Â That must be it. Someone tell OTR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Mike Williams weather forecast sucked today! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sisyphean Bills Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Who? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sm@ub Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 I hate to break the news to you, but the Bills have released Mike Williams... Â link: http://www.newsvine.com/_news/2006/02/23/1...e-williams?pp=1 Â I guess this opens the door for Corey Louchiey at RT... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justnzane Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Wait a minute, I'm confused now. For whom does Manbearpig play now?  Oh, wait, the JAGUARS?  EXCELSIOR! 681809[/snapback]  Are you Cereal??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Is Mike Williams running the Iranian nuclear program? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damj Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 I hate to break the news to you, but the Bills have released Mike Williams...  We re-signed Mike Williams?!?! Cool!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ROSCOE P. COE TRAIN Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 I thought Arizona would trade Detroit for Mike Williams - to have Leinart and Williams USC days reunited... Â Mike Williams is awesome -- especially on the fade route... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lv-Bills Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 If Mike Williams and Tedy Bruschi teamed up to do my car insurance, do you think they both could have saved me 30% of more on my car insurance? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Mike Williams is pondering a leveraged buyout of GM. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rockpile Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Were the Bucs viewing him the same way Vito views Fin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 After reading through his musings I now have a much deeper appreciation of Mike Williams. He is much deeper than I ever imagined. It really sucks that someone stole his AE card. Â Here are some of his deepest thoughts: It's interesting that whenever angels are depicted in art they invariably have wings, and yet God never does. It seems that there aren't many serious depictions of God other than as a cloud or a bright light, but even when he is depicted in a human-like form (or do humans have a God-like form?) he is never winged. Â Maybe God, unlike his angels, just doesn't have anywhere to go. On the one hand, it must be nice to be omnipresent; on the other, I suppose that when you're God, everyone comes to you. And when you do go out, you've got angels to carry you around. Â Mikey linky Please visit his sight and give him your full support. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damj Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 A naked Mike Williams walks into a bar, with a poodle under one arm and a two foot salami under the other. He lays the poodle on the table. Bartender says: "I suppose you won't be needing a drink." The naked Mike Williams says... Â Â Â Â p.s. It's ironic that after 4 years of Mike Williams as a player, that this thread has given us more entertainment than his play of the field Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Like A Mofo Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Was that Mike Williams in goal for the Flyers? 682084[/snapback] Â Â No, but the Flyers defenseman were as slow as Big Mike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 No, but the Flyers defenseman were as slow as Big Mike 682304[/snapback] I thought you were Donte Whitner? Did Williams make you change back? Bastard never could handle change. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 No, but the Flyers defenseman were as slow as Big Mike 682304[/snapback] Â The Philly jersey barriers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5 Wide Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Mike Williams walks into a bar......nevermind he can't squeeze through the door so he blows through the wall like the koolaid guy and goes OH YEA, the power of Crisco Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 Mike Williams is no Chuck Norris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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