Crap Throwing Monkey Posted May 21, 2006 Posted May 21, 2006 Did Erika Flowers and JD Williams get this kind of love? 695476[/snapback] No...but they're not with the Bucs...
damj Posted May 22, 2006 Posted May 22, 2006 A.P.- Major source of Greenhouse gases found: 22 May 2006- After recent research, the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) has found a new, significant source of carbon dioxide emissions which has greatly sped up the rate of global warming in recent years. This new source has been attributed to a football player named Mike Williams. Mr Williams, formally of the Buffalo Bills and now plays for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. According to Mr. Trey Hugger of the EPA, "Mr Williams is so large and exhales so much carbon dioxide with anything beyond the most basic level of exertion, that this has really exacerbated the effect of global warming". My Hugger, also went on to say that "Mr. Williams extreme fondness for Mexican food also does not help".
OnTheRocks Posted May 22, 2006 Author Posted May 22, 2006 more Mike Williams in the news....(with an authentic headline) Lions Want Mike Williams Even Lighter Mon May 22, 2006 The Detroit Free Press reports Lions WR Mike Williams has made such progress this off-season, the Lions have changed their expectations of him. They had told him to report to training camp at 230 pounds. Now they're telling him to report at 220. Williams, the 10th pick of the 2005 draft, struggled as a rookie. He was supposed to be a red-zone threat, but he caught only one touchdown pass -- none after the opener. His weight crept up. He said it went to 239. Others said it went even higher. But he has given up bad habits like eating late and staying up late, he said recently. "They were all things that weren't good for me," he said. "Now I come to work, I've got energy. I'm excited to be here, excited to learn this offense and get out there and go." Williams is under 230 -- 227 or so -- and he can feel the difference, he said. He cuts better. He's more fluid. He knows he must have more quickness, speed and stamina if he wants to compete for catches in OC Mike Martz's demanding, high-tempo offense. "I'm a competitor, so naturally I have something to prove," Williams said. "Maybe last year is OK for a rookie, but it's not OK personally." i had no idea he wasn't with the Bucs anymore.
Like A Mofo Posted May 22, 2006 Posted May 22, 2006 more Mike Williams in the news....(with an authentic headline)i had no idea he wasn't with the Bucs anymore. 695699[/snapback] This is why I never understood this thread. Mike Williams, the former Buffalo Bill, has been on the Lions all along! What is all this Buc talk?
damj Posted May 22, 2006 Posted May 22, 2006 This is why I never understood this thread. Mike Williams, the former Buffalo Bill, has been on the Lions all along! What is all this Buc talk? 695711[/snapback] Oh snap ... thta't why he struggled so much, I never realized that he was about 230 pounds ... he LOOKS much bigger
Beerball Posted May 23, 2006 Posted May 23, 2006 More ESPN inaccuracy, these guys can't get anything write. Hunter, 24, becomes the third high-round offensive lineman added by the Jaguars this spring via either free agency or waivers. Tackles Mike Williams and Stockar McDougle, former first-round choices of Buffalo (in 2002) and Detroit (2000), respectively, were signed earlier in the offseason. Wish these guys would do their homework. linky
OnTheRocks Posted May 23, 2006 Author Posted May 23, 2006 More ESPN inaccuracy, these guys can't get anything write. Wish these guys would do their homework. linky 696356[/snapback] i thought the Mike Williams that signed with the Jags was the guy that used to play WR for the Lions.
damj Posted May 23, 2006 Posted May 23, 2006 i thought the Mike Williams that signed with the Jags was the guy that used to play WR for the Lions. 696389[/snapback] No, that was Mike Williams.
dundy249 Posted May 23, 2006 Posted May 23, 2006 Breaking news from ESPN; Mike Williams eats Mike Williams and becomes... Louie Anderson The bucs announced today they have waived Anderson
damj Posted May 24, 2006 Posted May 24, 2006 Breaking news from ESPN;Mike Williams eats Mike Williams and becomes... Louie Anderson The bucs announced today they have waived Anderson 696709[/snapback] Hey, I wonder if the Jags will sign him now that Tampa has released him?
B Rob Posted May 24, 2006 Posted May 24, 2006 No, that was Mike Williams. 696707[/snapback] I think what you mean to say is that it was Mike Williams.
damj Posted May 25, 2006 Posted May 25, 2006 I wonder if Mike Williams can play D (hockey)?!? He could lie down on the blue line all game and let Carolina try and chip it over him.
RuntheDamnBall Posted May 25, 2006 Posted May 25, 2006 I wonder if Mike Williams can play D (hockey)?!? He could lie down on the blue line all game and let Carolina try and chip it over him. 697873[/snapback] The 'beached whale' philosophy. I like it.
Like A Mofo Posted May 25, 2006 Posted May 25, 2006 Isn't Mike with the Jags? 697089[/snapback] No. Mike McMahon is with the Eagles.
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted May 25, 2006 Posted May 25, 2006 This thread's still alive? Mike Williams' career is still alive?
MartyBall4Buffalo Posted May 25, 2006 Posted May 25, 2006 No. Mike McMahon is with the Eagles. 698054[/snapback] No he's with the Vikings now. IT'S TIME!!
damj Posted May 26, 2006 Posted May 26, 2006 News Flash ... Mike Williams ... uhh .... ok Umm ... let's see who signed him today .... uh .... no, can't think of anything ... Maybe this thread is FINALLY ready to die!!!! btw ... what is the record for number of replies/views to a thread on this forum?
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted May 26, 2006 Posted May 26, 2006 btw ... what is the record for number of replies/views to a thread on this forum? 698493[/snapback] A LOT more than this thread has. This thread's still a lightweight. Unlike Mike Williams, of course...
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