Beerball Posted May 2, 2006 Posted May 2, 2006 Mike Williams is a Buccaneer, and what an addition he will make too 681053[/snapback] Don't confuse the fact that he likes to swing around in pantaloons confuse you. If memory serves, he is presently with one of the other Fla franchises. Jags come to mind, could be wrong though.
stinky finger Posted May 2, 2006 Posted May 2, 2006 oh dear god....please let this thread die quickly. 681076[/snapback] (defibrillator in hands).....CLEAR!!........guh guh......thank god....we have a beat!! Dude.....Fat Mike is a Fat Jag.
JoeF Posted May 2, 2006 Posted May 2, 2006 BREAKING NEWS: Williams' ineptness is spreading quickly through the State of Florida impacting adjacent franchises...the Dolphins will be next... He is like...well... like...much like...the BLOB...
I Forgot My Last Username Posted May 2, 2006 Posted May 2, 2006 I think Mike Williams signed with the Jacksonville Jaguars, although I could be mistaken. Might want to check NFL.com to be sure.
Berni Posted May 2, 2006 Posted May 2, 2006 I have always thought that Mike Williams is with Detroit. http://www.nfl.com/players/playerpage/552678
I Forgot My Last Username Posted May 2, 2006 Posted May 2, 2006 I have always thought that Mike Williams is with Detroit. http://www.nfl.com/players/playerpage/552678 681101[/snapback] Silly me, I thought he was with Detroit Lions. 681103[/snapback] He can't be in two places at once, can he? (INSERT FAT JOKE HERE)
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted May 2, 2006 Posted May 2, 2006 Silly me, I thought he was with Detroit Lions. 681103[/snapback] Damn, he's slimmed down...
damj Posted May 2, 2006 Posted May 2, 2006 What!!! You mean we don't have Big Mike Williams anymore?!?!? When did that happen?!?!
Mark VI Posted May 2, 2006 Posted May 2, 2006 http://www.christiancomedian.com/ Maybe he means the Christian comic, Mike Williams. He looks like a Buccaneer...if you know what I mean...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted May 2, 2006 Posted May 2, 2006 Rumor has it the Oakland Raiders are displeased with Mike Williams as well. That's why they didn't sign him instead of the Jags...
erynthered Posted May 2, 2006 Posted May 2, 2006 I'm pretty sure he went to the Montreal Expos. 681127[/snapback] So that means he's in Washington now. Thats close to Tampa.
Mark VI Posted May 2, 2006 Posted May 2, 2006 A dumb blond is driving a Jaguar XK140 convertible, when it dies right in front of a service garage. "That's a lovely car," said the mechanic. "What seems to be the matter?" Well, it just conked out I'm afraid." "Let me have look." He set to work and ten minutes later the engine was purring like a cat again. "Thank goodness," she said. "What was the matter?" "Simple really, just crap in the carburetor," he replied. Looking shocked she asked, "Oh, OK. How many times a week do I have to do that?" Hahahahahahahahahaha ! I bet Mike Williams would like that joke !
stuckincincy Posted May 2, 2006 Posted May 2, 2006 So that means he's in Washington now. Thats close to Tampa. 681133[/snapback] All that matters is where he's listed on the depth chart. VA Bills says so.
Mark VI Posted May 2, 2006 Posted May 2, 2006 Speaking of Buccaneers.. A buccaneer was talking to a "land-lubber" in a bar. The landlubber noticed that this guy had a peg leg, a hook in place of one of his hands, and a patch over one eye. The landlubber just had to find out how the buccaneer got in such bad shape. He asked "How did you loose your leg?" The buccaneer responded, "I lost my leg in a battle off the coast of Jamaica!" His new acquaintance was still curious so he asked, "What about you hand? Did you loose it at the same time?" "No," answered the buccaneer. "I lost it to the sharks off the Florida Keys." Finally, the landlubber asked, "I notice you also have an eye patch. How did you loose your eye?" The buccaneer answered, "I was sleeping on a beach when a seagull flew over and crapped right in my eye." The landlubber asked, "How could a little seagull crap make you loose your eye?" The buccaneer snapped, "It was the day after I got my hook!" Hahahahaha...... *sigh* Mike Williams didn't like this joke.
Ghost of BiB Posted May 2, 2006 Posted May 2, 2006 How long has it been since the last "talk like a pirate" day?
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