damj Posted May 18, 2006 Posted May 18, 2006 We traded Mike Williams for Mike Williams and lint? Brilliant! 693731[/snapback] And a worthless tub of goo LT to be named later
KurtGodel77 Posted May 19, 2006 Posted May 19, 2006 And a worthless tub of goo LT to be named later 693902[/snapback] You seem to be unaware of the plan to move Big Mike to left tackle. Move him to left tackle? you ask. Yes. But he'd need to gain weight. You see, this particular left tackle strategy is different from normal. Your average left tackle uses speed and athleticism to counter speedy DEs rushing off the edge. You obviously have to protect your quarterback's blindside. But protection can take many forms. Say you built a wall extending from your left guard all the way to the left sideline. Clearly your quarterback's blind side would be safe. Of course, it's against the rules to put a wall on the football field. So what you need instead is a guy big enough to occupy all the space from the left guard to the left sideline. It's too bad Williams wasn't able to add enough weight for this plan to work out.
Dibs Posted May 19, 2006 Posted May 19, 2006 You seem to be unaware of the plan to move Big Mike to left tackle. Move him to left tackle? you ask. Yes. But he'd need to gain weight. You see, this particular left tackle strategy is different from normal. Your average left tackle uses speed and athleticism to counter speedy DEs rushing off the edge. You obviously have to protect your quarterback's blindside. But protection can take many forms. Say you built a wall extending from your left guard all the way to the left sideline. Clearly your quarterback's blind side would be safe. Of course, it's against the rules to put a wall on the football field. So what you need instead is a guy big enough to occupy all the space from the left guard to the left sideline. It's too bad Williams wasn't able to add enough weight for this plan to work out. 694425[/snapback] I heard he got pretty close though.
Rimjack Posted May 19, 2006 Posted May 19, 2006 ..simply because Big Mike Williams is doing so well in Tampa?
damj Posted May 19, 2006 Posted May 19, 2006 He's doing well? What, in shorts? 694540[/snapback] He's doing well in the buffet line. He's also spending alot of time in the film room, unfortunately he's watching Lifetime all the time and crying like a little girl.
VIVE LA FRANCE, VIVE LA GUERRE Posted May 19, 2006 Posted May 19, 2006 He's doing well in the buffet line. He's also spending alot of time in the film room, unfortunately he's watching Lifetime all the time and crying like a little girl. 694555[/snapback] WHAT IS THIS LIFETIME
damj Posted May 19, 2006 Posted May 19, 2006 WHAT IS THIS LIFETIME 694569[/snapback] It's this awful cable television channel that shows nothing but chick flicks. My wife is addicted to it ... it makes me want to chew my own leg off rather than watch ... Big Mike likes it ... alot .... it makes him all weepy inside.
Fixxxer Posted May 19, 2006 Posted May 19, 2006 ... it makes me want to chew my own leg off rather than watch ... 694644[/snapback] Better you than Big Mike doing the chew job.
X. Benedict Posted May 19, 2006 Posted May 19, 2006 I want Mike Williams back in Buffalo. Why? I think he would fill a lot of that Lacross net as a keeper for the Bandits.
damj Posted May 19, 2006 Posted May 19, 2006 I want Mike Williams back in Buffalo. Why? I think he would fill a lot of that Lacross net as a keeper for the Bandits. 694831[/snapback] Or we can give him a job as the ice boom.
I Forgot My Last Username Posted May 20, 2006 Posted May 20, 2006 I have one question: Where in the World is Mike Williams?
damj Posted May 20, 2006 Posted May 20, 2006 I have one question: Where in the World is Mike Williams? 695166[/snapback] He ate Carmen San Diego ... in fact he ate San Diego California
Rimjack Posted May 21, 2006 Posted May 21, 2006 I have one question: Where in the World is Mike Williams? 695166[/snapback] A more appropriate question might be "Where in Mike Williams is the world?"
Fastro Posted May 21, 2006 Posted May 21, 2006 Wow, 19 pages about a underachieving 1st round pick. Wonder if his 15 minuites isn't up yet?
damj Posted May 21, 2006 Posted May 21, 2006 Wow, 19 pages about a underachieving 1st round pick. Wonder if his 15 minuites isn't up yet? 695447[/snapback] Did Erika Flowers and JD Williams get this kind of love?
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