damj Posted May 15, 2006 Posted May 15, 2006 Isn't Mike Williams a Jaguar? 691441[/snapback] Thank you for being our 1 delusional soul per page who still buys into this "Mike Williams is a Jag" conspiracy. That's just what the NFL wants us to believe ... but we know better ... he's a ...... whoa!!!!! Gotta run, the phone police are here! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted May 15, 2006 Posted May 15, 2006 Isn't Mike Williams a Jaguar? 691441[/snapback] Yeah, but they gave the Bucs a lease with an option to buy...
RuntheDamnBall Posted May 15, 2006 Posted May 15, 2006 Jags/Bucs | Williams not sure where he is, but pretty sure he is hungry Mon, 15 May 2006 16:44:12 -0700 While the uncertainty of his football whereabouts continues, Florida newspapers report that Jaguars/Buccaneers OT/G Mike Williams has signed a guaranteed one-hour contract with Hardees worth 14 Double Bacon Cheese Thickburger® Value Meals. The deal carries a significant risk for Hardees custodial staff, but is seen as a vote of confidence for the restaurant chain's seating booths, whose load-bearing capacities had been privately questioned in recent reports.
crazyDingo Posted May 16, 2006 Posted May 16, 2006 I saw the Jills page and just assumed they packaged Mike Williams to the Rheine Fire for some fat cheerleaders and Bratwurst? So where's the Bratwurst?
Surfmeister Posted May 17, 2006 Posted May 17, 2006 My second cousin's neighbor's pharmacist's son's bunion specialist knows someone who works for the Jags and they said that Mike Williams plays for them and not the Bucs.
sm@ub Posted May 17, 2006 Posted May 17, 2006 Jags/Bucs | Williams not sure where he is, but pretty sure he is hungryMon, 15 May 2006 16:44:12 -0700 While the uncertainty of his football whereabouts continues, Florida newspapers report that Jaguars/Buccaneers OT/G Mike Williams has signed a guaranteed one-hour contract with Hardees worth 14 Double Bacon Cheese Thickburger® Value Meals. The deal carries a significant risk for Hardees custodial staff, but is seen as a vote of confidence for the restaurant chain's seating booths, whose load-bearing capacities had been privately questioned in recent reports. 691773[/snapback] A.P.- Williams denies secret contract: 16 May 2006- Offensive Tackle Extraordinaire Big Mike Williams, now of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, has vehemently denied the rumours that he has penned a deal with the fastfood chain "Hardees". Big Mike was quoted as saying the charges were "scurrilous". Williams' full denial can be viewed at this website: http://www.wxrgfm.com/THICKBURGERS.jpg
Dibs Posted May 17, 2006 Posted May 17, 2006 My second cousin's neighbor's pharmacist's son's bunion specialist knows someone who works for the Jags and they said that Mike Williams plays for them and not the Bucs. 692668[/snapback] My wife's uncle's students' mother has a bunion & uses said specialist. He told her that he was lying to your second cousin's neighbor's pharmacist's son. Why? He said that that's the sort of guy he is.
damj Posted May 17, 2006 Posted May 17, 2006 Soprano365 told me he has inside sources with the Bills that said Mike Williams signed with the Jags ... therefore I doubt that Mike Williams exists ... in fact I doubt that the Jacksonville Jaguars exist.
I Forgot My Last Username Posted May 18, 2006 Posted May 18, 2006 Could it be that I already miss Mike Williams now that he has been traded away to the Bucs? Nope, that was just indigestion.
I Forgot My Last Username Posted May 18, 2006 Posted May 18, 2006 What's with this thread still being alive? 693388[/snapback] Good question.
Shamrock Posted May 18, 2006 Posted May 18, 2006 My second cousin's neighbor's pharmacist's son's bunion specialist knows someone who works for the Jags and they said that Mike Williams plays for them and not the Bucs. 692668[/snapback] See, where your "source" goes wrong is at the bunion specialist. Seriously. If you said you'd heard it from Soprano "from sources deep within" i would have beleived you, but as a fellow Podiatrist, there's no way I'm believing the bunion specialist.
damj Posted May 18, 2006 Posted May 18, 2006 What's with this thread still being alive? 693388[/snapback] As a loyal Bills fan, I feel that it is my moral obligation to keep this thread alive until I see Big Mike Williams in a pro bowl uniform ... all proud and what not in his NFC jersey and Bucs helmet .... yessireee .... that's the ticket!
I Forgot My Last Username Posted May 18, 2006 Posted May 18, 2006 If Mike Williams poops in the woods, would a bear hear it?
damj Posted May 18, 2006 Posted May 18, 2006 How much wood would Mike Williams chuck, if Mike Williams could chuck wood?
Dan Gross Posted May 18, 2006 Posted May 18, 2006 Well at least there's one player in the NFL that we've agreed to discuss in only one thread...
MartyBall4Buffalo Posted May 18, 2006 Posted May 18, 2006 Could it be that I already miss Mike Williams now that he has been traded away to the Bucs? 693347[/snapback] He was traded away?!?! did we get anything good from tampa?
damj Posted May 18, 2006 Posted May 18, 2006 He was traded away?!?! did we get anything good from tampa? 693671[/snapback] Yes, we got great value in the trade ... an old, deflated football and a nice big pile of belly button lint. Marv is a better GM than I would be. I wouldn't settled for the belly button lint.
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted May 18, 2006 Posted May 18, 2006 Yes, we got great value in the trade ... an old, deflated football and a nice big pile of belly button lint. Marv is a better GM than I would be. I wouldn't settled for the belly button lint. 693717[/snapback] We traded Mike Williams for Mike Williams and lint? Brilliant!
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