VABills Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 1. You believe all natural disasters are the result of man-made global warming, as proffered by Al "Raging Bull" Gore, and are personally caused by President Bush. 2. You believe increased gas prices can be attributed to President Bush. It couldn't be the gas-guzzling SUVs many feel they must drive, could it? 3. You still believe President Bush lied about WMDs in Iraq, even though evidence has been uncovered that proves otherwise. 4. You believe everyone should be tolerant of others' ideas and lifestyles, unless you are against homosexuals foisting their abominable lifestyle on others. Do you want to know about another's sexual habits when taking your children to the White House Easter Egg Roll? 5. You abhor the "culture of corruption" in the Republican party and hope this "catchy phrase" will take hold by election time. No corruption on the Democratic side, by golly. 6. You embrace the Democrats' "culture of treason" by condoning illegal leaking of classified information to the media by those who don't agree with President Bush. 7. You believe Democratic leadership's complaining and obstructionism is constructive even though they have no alternative vision to offer. 8. You believe Islam is a religion of peace. Pay no attention to the murder of innocents in the name of Allah and do ignore the lack of condemnation by "peaceful" Muslims. 9. You will march with illegal immigrants proclaiming they have a right to amnesty even though they are a drain on our public and social giveaways. But what the heck; look at all the potential votes for next election's Democratic nominees. 10. You believe the ACLU (Anti-Christian Lawyers' Union) virtuously fights for the rights of the downtrodden. Occasionally they'll pick a battle that's for the common good, but even a blind hog finds an acorn once in a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRC Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 1. You believe all natural disasters are the result of man-made global warming, as proffered by Al "Raging Bull" Gore, and are personally caused by President Bush. 2. You believe increased gas prices can be attributed to President Bush. It couldn't be the gas-guzzling SUVs many feel they must drive, could it? 3. You still believe President Bush lied about WMDs in Iraq, even though evidence has been uncovered that proves otherwise. 4. You believe everyone should be tolerant of others' ideas and lifestyles, unless you are against homosexuals foisting their abominable lifestyle on others. Do you want to know about another's sexual habits when taking your children to the White House Easter Egg Roll? 5. You abhor the "culture of corruption" in the Republican party and hope this "catchy phrase" will take hold by election time. No corruption on the Democratic side, by golly. 6. You embrace the Democrats' "culture of treason" by condoning illegal leaking of classified information to the media by those who don't agree with President Bush. 7. You believe Democratic leadership's complaining and obstructionism is constructive even though they have no alternative vision to offer. 8. You believe Islam is a religion of peace. Pay no attention to the murder of innocents in the name of Allah and do ignore the lack of condemnation by "peaceful" Muslims. 9. You will march with illegal immigrants proclaiming they have a right to amnesty even though they are a drain on our public and social giveaways. But what the heck; look at all the potential votes for next election's Democratic nominees. 10. You believe the ACLU (Anti-Christian Lawyers' Union) virtuously fights for the rights of the downtrodden. Occasionally they'll pick a battle that's for the common good, but even a blind hog finds an acorn once in a while. 680843[/snapback] So, who will be the first to post a retaliatory Republican Top 10? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VABills Posted May 2, 2006 Author Share Posted May 2, 2006 So, who will be the first to post a retaliatory Republican Top 10? 680852[/snapback] I was wondering myself, since your friend is on vacation, thanks to Tom and Darin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheeseburger in Paradise Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 1. You believe all natural disasters are the result of man-made global warming, as proffered by Al "Raging Bull" Gore, and are personally caused by President Bush. 2. You believe increased gas prices can be attributed to President Bush. It couldn't be the gas-guzzling SUVs many feel they must drive, could it? 3. You still believe President Bush lied about WMDs in Iraq, even though evidence has been uncovered that proves otherwise. 4. You believe everyone should be tolerant of others' ideas and lifestyles, unless you are against homosexuals foisting their abominable lifestyle on others. Do you want to know about another's sexual habits when taking your children to the White House Easter Egg Roll? 5. You abhor the "culture of corruption" in the Republican party and hope this "catchy phrase" will take hold by election time. No corruption on the Democratic side, by golly. 6. You embrace the Democrats' "culture of treason" by condoning illegal leaking of classified information to the media by those who don't agree with President Bush. 7. You believe Democratic leadership's complaining and obstructionism is constructive even though they have no alternative vision to offer. 8. You believe Islam is a religion of peace. Pay no attention to the murder of innocents in the name of Allah and do ignore the lack of condemnation by "peaceful" Muslims. 9. You will march with illegal immigrants proclaiming they have a right to amnesty even though they are a drain on our public and social giveaways. But what the heck; look at all the potential votes for next election's Democratic nominees. 10. You believe the ACLU (Anti-Christian Lawyers' Union) virtuously fights for the rights of the downtrodden. Occasionally they'll pick a battle that's for the common good, but even a blind hog finds an acorn once in a while. 680843[/snapback] Top Ten Reasons to Vote Republican................. There aren't any good reasons to vote republican. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 Top Ten Reasons to Vote Republican................. 680908[/snapback] Howard Dean Ted Kennedy Hillary Clinton Nancy Pelosi John Kerry Al Sharpton John Kerry Chuck Schumer John Kerry John Kerry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheeseburger in Paradise Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 Howard DeanTed Kennedy Hillary Clinton Nancy Pelosi John Kerry Al Sharpton John Kerry Chuck Schumer John Kerry John Kerry 680971[/snapback] As opposed to these fine public servants; George Bush Dick Cheney Rick Santorum Dick Armey Bob Dornan George Bush Dan Quayle Al D'Amato etc, etc, etc We could go on and on, the reality is neither party gives the electorate much of a reason to support their platforms and activities. Shame on them, and shame on us for voting them in, regardless of which side of the aisle they represent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 What would happen if NO ONE voted? Zilch. Nadda. Nobody? Is there any kind of rule to cover that? Talk about a protest... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 As opposed to these fine public servants; George Bush Dick Cheney Rick Santorum Dick Armey Bob Dornan George Bush Dan Quayle Al D'Amato etc, etc, etc We could go on and on, the reality is neither party gives the electorate much of a reason to support their platforms and activities. Shame on them, and shame on us for voting them in, regardless of which side of the aisle they represent. 681007[/snapback] But you asked for ten reasons to vote Republican. Not ten reasons NOT to vote Republican. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RkFast Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 Saw a "No Blood for Oil" bumper sticker on an SUV this morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 Saw a "No Blood for Oil" bumper sticker on an SUV this morning. 681023[/snapback] True irony would be seeing it on a Humvee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 I believe number three is a bit of a stretch. I never saw anything published about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheeseburger_in_paradise Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 Top Ten Reasons to Vote Republican................. There aren't any good reasons to vote republican. 680908[/snapback] Nice Nick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheeseburger in Paradise Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 Nice Nick 681119[/snapback] Who is "Nick" ??? Cheeseburger in Paradise (formely IowaBill) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 Who is "Nick" ??? Cheeseburger in Paradise (formely IowaBill) 681171[/snapback] Talking to yourself again... They have a place for that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OnTheRocks Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 As opposed to these fine public servants; George Bush Dick Cheney Rick Santorum Dick Armey Bob Dornan George Bush Dan Quayle Al D'Amato etc, etc, etc We could go on and on, the reality is neither party gives the electorate much of a reason to support their platforms and activities. Shame on them, and shame on us for voting them in, regardless of which side of the aisle they represent. 681007[/snapback] you had to go all the way back to Al D'Amato???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRC Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 Who is "Nick" ??? 681171[/snapback] More like "thanks for stealing my username. Couldn't come up with anything original?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 More like "thanks for stealing my username. Couldn't come up with anything original?" 681279[/snapback] Self responsibility... That is what you get when you put too many spaces between words in your handle/username... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRC Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 Self responsibility... That is what you get when you put too many spaces between words in your handle/username... 681313[/snapback] The real Cheeseburger has been posting here for a couple of years. In fact, IowaBill (the fake Cheeseburger) even responded to a post by the real Cheeseburger a mere few months ago: Search thingy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 The real Cheeseburger has been posting here for a couple of years. In fact, IowaBill (the fake Cheeseburger) even responded to a post by the real Cheeseburger a mere few months ago: Search thingy 681334[/snapback] I guess there is two... You know if I had the power, you know what I would do... And it isn't whining, babbling, and carrying on (even know I have been known to do that... ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRC Posted May 2, 2006 Share Posted May 2, 2006 And it isn't whining, babbling, and carrying on (even know I have been known to do that... ) 681374[/snapback] Yeah...when you start sounding reasonable, we know there is something wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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