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Sabres make me want to drink too.

 

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We should change the Bills song from "Shout!" to "Drink!"

 

"Oooooh, the Bills make we want to DRINK!

Grab your beer mug and DRINK!

Tip your glass back and DRINK!

Grab your scotch now and DRINK!

Hold the rocks now and DRINK!

 

Heeeeeyyyyy!

(Heeeeeyyyyy!)

Let's drink another beer!

(Let's drink another beer!)

 

We'll grab some vodka, now!

A little lemon, now!

We'll spray vermouth, now!

And add an olive, now!

 

A little more grappa now.

A little more grappa now.

A little more grappa now.

A little more grappa now.

 

The Bills make we wanna DRINK!

 

I dunno. It's got a chance.

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We should change the Bills song from "Shout!" to "Drink!"

 

"Oooooh, the Bills make we want to DRINK!

Grab your beer mug and DRINK!

Tip your glass back and DRINK!

Grab your scotch now and DRINK!

Hold the rocks now and DRINK!

 

Heeeeeyyyyy!

(Heeeeeyyyyy!)

Let's drink another beer!

(Let's drink another beer!)

 

We'll grab some vodka, now!

A little lemon, now!

We'll spray vermouth, now!

And add an olive, now!

 

A little more grappa now.

A little more grappa now.

A little more grappa now.

A little more grappa now.

 

The Bills make we wanna DRINK!

 

I dunno. It's got a chance.

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You don't by any chance know my friend Mike the jeweler? With the exception of all the cool lyrics you have, he transformed the "shout"s to "drink"s a good 10 years ago. And he definitely did listen to his version of the song!

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Geez, Joe, I thought you were a miserable SOB sober, but you've managed to kick it up a notch....Is this how you always "celebrate" weekends alone? <_<

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i welcome the idea of having a poster like JSP have a dedicated thread for himself as he posts his thoughts on life in increasing degrees of intoxication. since the off the wall board became an oft-ignored separate entity, we rarely get to witness the downward self-destructive spiral of members in altered states posting about something other than mock drafts. keep it up! we've all been there. i am there currently as a matter of fact...

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