tmk-nj Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 Here in NJ the Six Flags (Great Adventure) has a height restriction for the big (good) rides. My son is 53 inches tall and the limit to go on is 54 inches. So does anyone have any ideas on how I can make him 1 inch taller? Like a brand of sneaker that has big soles. Any help would be appreciated and you would make him a happy little boy. He is a small 10 year old and had friends who are younger that a taller. Thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fezmid Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 Hang him upsidedown from the shower bar for a few hours every day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 Lifts... Maybe combine a medium one with a thick soled walking shoe? (should work) Or, have him grow a mullet? (Not the better choice) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 How about a Mel Kiper hairdo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nervous Guy Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 I think you should PM VABills.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokinandjokin Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 You should have married a taller gal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duey Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 How about a Mel Kiper hairdo? 671914[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 I think you should PM VABills.... 671915[/snapback] Why? He obviously doesn't have an answer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nervous Guy Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 Why? He obviously doesn't have an answer. 671919[/snapback] going....going...gone...that's a grand slam!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thailog80 Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 going....going...gone...that's a grand slam!! 671921[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 Seriously, check out the lifts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Gross Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 I think you should PM VABills.... 671915[/snapback] I really don't think the guy wants to put his kid in pumps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nervous Guy Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 I really don't think the guy wants to put his kid in pumps. 671930[/snapback] hmmm...right...that'll also rule out those gnome hats that VA wears...that could add a few inches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thailog80 Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 hmmm...right...that'll also rule out those gnome hats that VA wears...that could add a few inches. 671935[/snapback] You guys are killing me today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 Here in NJ the Six Flags (Great Adventure) has a height restriction for the big (good) rides. My son is 53 inches tall and the limit to go on is 54 inches. So does anyone have any ideas on how I can make him 1 inch taller? Like a brand of sneaker that has big soles. Any help would be appreciated and you would make him a happy little boy. He is a small 10 year old and had friends who are younger that a taller. Thanks. 671910[/snapback] Three words: Human Growth Hormone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 I really don't think the guy wants to put his kid in pumps. 671930[/snapback] "Grow an inch" and "pump" in the same post might get Bill confused. "I'm a little teapot short and stout...here is my handle, here is my spout." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayFinkle Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 Help My Son Grow an inch 671910[/snapback] on another forum, that would have a whole different meaning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ned Flanders Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 Your son wouldn't be Dan Snyder, would he? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 "Grow an inch" and "pump" in the same post might get Bill confused. "I'm a little teapot short and stout...here is my handle, here is my spout." 671952[/snapback] Thought it was "I'm a little teapot short and stout...shovel folds in, shovel folds out." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted April 27, 2006 Share Posted April 27, 2006 Thought it was "I'm a little teapot short and stout...shovel folds in, shovel folds out." 672005[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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