Ghost of BiB Posted April 23, 2006 Posted April 23, 2006 Example A: Soccer fight... If you slap me I'll fall down! Example B: Legal check just playing the game: I'm sorry, but anyone who goes down like that after being slapped twice deserves a sport played in knee socks. "We'll pull your hair and kick you!"
Ghost of BiB Posted April 23, 2006 Author Posted April 23, 2006 Sorry, meant to post on OTW - mods, feel free to move.
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted April 23, 2006 Posted April 23, 2006 Example A: Soccer fight... If you slap me I'll fall down! Example B: Legal check just playing the game: Actually, that was taking a dive to draw the penalty. Which happens in hockey as well.
Ghost of BiB Posted April 23, 2006 Author Posted April 23, 2006 Actually, that was taking a dive to draw the penalty. Which happens in hockey as well. 668162[/snapback] Go watch Lifetime with AJ and Meazza.
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted April 23, 2006 Posted April 23, 2006 Go watch Lifetime with AJ and Meazza. 668165[/snapback] I invited them over...but they're too busy counting their tupperware with JSP.
mike22nc Posted April 23, 2006 Posted April 23, 2006 The funniest thing about the clip is the guys kicking the air then running backwords. And what did the guy expect to happen when he slapped a man. If you slap a man, you better be ready to fight. You probably shouldn't turn away from the guy... You know what, scratch that, dont slap men.
Ghost of BiB Posted April 23, 2006 Author Posted April 23, 2006 The funniest thing about the clip is the guys kicking the air then running backwords. And what did the guy expect to happen when he slapped a man. If you slap a man, you better be ready to fight. You probably shouldn't turn away from the guy... You know what, scratch that, dont slap men. 668168[/snapback] Who are all the guys in suits running out and kicking in the air too? Looked like a Can-Can festival.
Ghost of BiB Posted April 23, 2006 Author Posted April 23, 2006 I invited them over...but they're too busy counting their tupperware with JSP. 668167[/snapback] And you bought truffles and everything, too.
SilverNRed Posted April 23, 2006 Posted April 23, 2006 The funniest thing about the clip is the guys kicking the air then running backwords. And what did the guy expect to happen when he slapped a man. If you slap a man, you better be ready to fight. You probably shouldn't turn away from the guy... You know what, scratch that, dont slap men. 668168[/snapback] Somebody find the Charlie Murphy quote about how you can't slap a man. That was easily the worst fight I've ever seen.
Ghost of BiB Posted April 23, 2006 Author Posted April 23, 2006 Somebody find the Charlie Murphy quote about how you can't slap a man. That was easily the worst fight I've ever seen. 668241[/snapback] In younger days (much younger...) I had a couple "altercations" in Europe here and there. I don't know who was more surprised, me as the guy getting attacked with an open handed slap, or the guy that came after me that got punched in the throat and then got his head run into the table. Oh, thumb fights used to be big there too.
ajzepp Posted April 23, 2006 Posted April 23, 2006 I still don't get why it is soccer VS. hockey, since many of us enjoy BOTH sports, but since you're having so much fun with it...... let me just say this.....there is no professional soccer player anywhere on earth that could not kick the living sh-- out of Wayne Gretsky....
alg Posted April 23, 2006 Posted April 23, 2006 That is some seriously sissyfied fighting technique going on there. Too funny.
Ghost of BiB Posted April 23, 2006 Author Posted April 23, 2006 I still don't get why it is soccer VS. hockey, since many of us enjoy BOTH sports, but since you're having so much fun with it...... let me just say this.....there is no professional soccer player anywhere on earth that could not kick the living sh-- out of Wayne Gretsky.... 668254[/snapback] Great set up, AJ. You have a future as the straight man.
meazza Posted April 24, 2006 Posted April 24, 2006 Somebody find the Charlie Murphy quote about how you can't slap a man. That was easily the worst fight I've ever seen. 668241[/snapback] if you fight in soccer you can get multiple suspension just like in the NFL. most of the time though, the coach will send out a guy to take out the attacker's legs when he doesn't expect it with a goon instead.
Alaska Darin Posted April 24, 2006 Posted April 24, 2006 if you fight in soccer you can get multiple suspension just like in the NFL. most of the time though, the coach will send out a guy to take out the attacker's legs when he doesn't expect it with a goon instead. 668528[/snapback] How honorable.
meazza Posted April 24, 2006 Posted April 24, 2006 How honorable. 668555[/snapback] i didn't say it was honorable i just said that's how it is.
Taro T Posted April 24, 2006 Posted April 24, 2006 I still don't get why it is soccer VS. hockey, since many of us enjoy BOTH sports, but since you're having so much fun with it...... let me just say this.....there is no professional soccer player anywhere on earth that could not kick the living sh-- out of Wayne Gretsky.... 668254[/snapback] OK, so every man alive (with the exception of Phil Sykes) can beat up Wayne Gretzky. How many of your soccer playing buddies could beat up "Cement Head" Semenko or McSorley? Not many (or more accurately, NONE). Neither could many hockey players, which is why Gretzky didn't have to fight much.
ajzepp Posted April 24, 2006 Posted April 24, 2006 OK, so every man alive (with the exception of Phil Sykes) can beat up Wayne Gretzky. How many of your soccer playing buddies could beat up "Cement Head" Semenko or McSorley? Not many (or more accurately, NONE). Neither could many hockey players, which is why Gretzky didn't have to fight much. 668595[/snapback] In all honesty, I couldn't care less, lol.....Why some of you are so bothered by the fact that there are soccer fans here is beyond me! I have yet to see anyone hacking on hockey, so why do some of you feel the need to puff out your chests?? I love watching hockey, I just didn't grow up with it like a lot of others, and I'm not as big a fan as a lot of others. I watch both, enjoy both, and am interested in talking about both. Why some people want to make it into a pissing match, I dunno
Taro T Posted April 24, 2006 Posted April 24, 2006 In all honesty, I couldn't care less, lol.....Why some of you are so bothered by the fact that there are soccer fans here is beyond me! I have yet to see anyone hacking on hockey....I love watching hockey, I just didn't grow up with it like a lot of others, and I'm not as big a fan as a lot of others. I watch both, enjoy both, and am interested in talking about both. Why some people want to make it into a pissing match, I dunno 668613[/snapback] I don't have a problem with soccer fans as I actually like to watch World Cup games and actually go to indoor games (or at least I used to before the Blizzard folded). I didn't start the p*ssing match (don't think you did either actually), but was merely pointing out the fact that Gretzky not being a bruiser really isn't an indictment of the guy nor the sport.
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