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You probably shouldn't hang out at the boarding school either. :lol:

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I don't.

 

Damned restraining orders.

Posted
I don't.

 

Damned restraining orders.

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I know there's a Chuck E Cheese's joke in there somewhere, but it's just not working today. :lol:

Posted
Yup. Im sure theyll be piling in.

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Beats being Dipsy Chickensquirt. That's something you have to get your car washed over.

Posted
(Email I Received...)

 

>Now we can all have new nicknames!!

>

>A BIT OF FUN

>

>My new name is in the subject line, so don't laugh until you find out

>what your new name is.

>

>We all need a little stress-reliever!

>

>This only takes a minute. Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Send it

>on and include the person that sent it to you.

>

>Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some

>silliness to break up the day.

>

>Here is your dose of humor...

>

>A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.

>B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward

>it to friends, family, and co-workers.

>

>Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so

>they know you participated. And don't go all adult - a senior manager

>is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer.

>

>The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants

>and the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which

>the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new name...

>

>1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first

>name:

>

>a = snickle

>b = doombah

>c = goober

>d = cheesey

>e = crusty

>f = greasy

>g = dumbo

>h = farcus

>i = dorky

>j = doofus

>k = funky

>l = boobie

>m= sleezy

>n = sloopy

>o = fluffy

>p = stinky

>q = slimy

>r = dorfus

>s = snooty

>t = tootsie

>u = dipsy

>v = sneezy

>w = liver

>x = skippy

>y = dinky

>z = zippy

>

>2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half

>of your new last name:

>

>a = dippin

>b = feather

>c = batty

>d = burger

>e = chicken

>f = barfy

>g = lizard

>h = waffle

>i = farkle

>j = monkey

>k = flippin

>l = fricken

>m = bubble

>n = rhino

>o = potty

>p = hamster

>q = buckle

>r = gizzard

>s = lickin

>t = snickle

>u = chuckle

>v = pickle

>w = hubble

>x = dingle

>y = gorilla

>z = girdle

>

>3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half

>of your new last name:

>

>a = butt

>b = boob

>c = face

>d = nose

>e = hump

>f = breath

>g = pants

>h = shorts

>i = lips

>j = honker

>k = head

>l = tush

>m =chunks

>n = dunkin

>o = brains

>p = biscuits

>q = toes

>r = doodle

>s = fanny

>t = sniffer

>u = sprinkles

>v = frack

>w =squirt

>x = humperdinck

>y = hiney

>z = juice

>

>Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.

>

>Now when you SEND THIS ON....use your new name as the subject.

>And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults

>laugh an average of 4 times a day.

>

>Put more laughter in your day. There is much pleasure to be gained from

 

>useless knowledge. (and how scary is it when the new nickname kind of

>fits?)

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Sorry, just finished two bottles of wine with the wife. I'll work in this on in the morning. :lol:

Posted

Ok, the two bottles of wine are safely out of my system and my name is:

 

Dorky Pottysprinkles :)

 

Not sure about the about the dorky part but pottysprinkles are what I decorated my last cake with. ;)

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