Taro T Posted April 22, 2006 Posted April 22, 2006 Sleezy Chucklebreath. Hmm. I don't even like Chuckles. 667518[/snapback] You probably shouldn't hang out at the boarding school either.
Ghost of BiB Posted April 22, 2006 Author Posted April 22, 2006 You probably shouldn't hang out at the boarding school either. 667527[/snapback] I don't. Damned restraining orders.
Beerball Posted April 22, 2006 Posted April 22, 2006 Farcus Farkleface Kind of has a nice ring to it!
Taro T Posted April 22, 2006 Posted April 22, 2006 I don't. Damned restraining orders. 667536[/snapback] I know there's a Chuck E Cheese's joke in there somewhere, but it's just not working today.
Chef Jim Posted April 23, 2006 Posted April 23, 2006 Mine is Sloopy Gizzardbrains 667877[/snapback] Sloppy what?? Oh, nevermind.
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted April 23, 2006 Posted April 23, 2006 Mine is Sloopy Gizzardbrains 667877[/snapback] Is that what the kids are calling them these days? Wait...what?
Ghost of BiB Posted April 23, 2006 Author Posted April 23, 2006 Sleezy Dippin Frack 667952[/snapback] That should get you a few dates.
BILLS4LIFE Posted April 23, 2006 Posted April 23, 2006 That should get you a few dates. 667955[/snapback] Yup. Im sure theyll be piling in.
Ghost of BiB Posted April 23, 2006 Author Posted April 23, 2006 Yup. Im sure theyll be piling in. 667961[/snapback] Beats being Dipsy Chickensquirt. That's something you have to get your car washed over.
Chef Jim Posted April 23, 2006 Posted April 23, 2006 (Email I Received...) >Now we can all have new nicknames!! > >A BIT OF FUN > >My new name is in the subject line, so don't laugh until you find out >what your new name is. > >We all need a little stress-reliever! > >This only takes a minute. Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Send it >on and include the person that sent it to you. > >Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some >silliness to break up the day. > >Here is your dose of humor... > >A. Follow the instructions to find your new name. >B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward >it to friends, family, and co-workers. > >Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so >they know you participated. And don't go all adult - a senior manager >is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer. > >The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants >and the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which >the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new name... > >1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first >name: > >a = snickle >b = doombah >c = goober >d = cheesey >e = crusty >f = greasy >g = dumbo >h = farcus >i = dorky >j = doofus >k = funky >l = boobie >m= sleezy >n = sloopy >o = fluffy >p = stinky >q = slimy >r = dorfus >s = snooty >t = tootsie >u = dipsy >v = sneezy >w = liver >x = skippy >y = dinky >z = zippy > >2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half >of your new last name: > >a = dippin >b = feather >c = batty >d = burger >e = chicken >f = barfy >g = lizard >h = waffle >i = farkle >j = monkey >k = flippin >l = fricken >m = bubble >n = rhino >o = potty >p = hamster >q = buckle >r = gizzard >s = lickin >t = snickle >u = chuckle >v = pickle >w = hubble >x = dingle >y = gorilla >z = girdle > >3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half >of your new last name: > >a = butt >b = boob >c = face >d = nose >e = hump >f = breath >g = pants >h = shorts >i = lips >j = honker >k = head >l = tush >m =chunks >n = dunkin >o = brains >p = biscuits >q = toes >r = doodle >s = fanny >t = sniffer >u = sprinkles >v = frack >w =squirt >x = humperdinck >y = hiney >z = juice > >Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny. > >Now when you SEND THIS ON....use your new name as the subject. >And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults >laugh an average of 4 times a day. > >Put more laughter in your day. There is much pleasure to be gained from >useless knowledge. (and how scary is it when the new nickname kind of >fits?) 667428[/snapback] Sorry, just finished two bottles of wine with the wife. I'll work in this on in the morning.
Chef Jim Posted April 24, 2006 Posted April 24, 2006 Ok, the two bottles of wine are safely out of my system and my name is: Dorky Pottysprinkles Not sure about the about the dorky part but pottysprinkles are what I decorated my last cake with.
stinky finger Posted April 24, 2006 Posted April 24, 2006 Dorky Pottysprinkles 668567[/snapback] You had better clean the seat before your wife sits down. Truly, Snezzy Farkleface
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