Ghost of BiB Posted April 22, 2006 Posted April 22, 2006 (Email I Received...) >Now we can all have new nicknames!! > >A BIT OF FUN > >My new name is in the subject line, so don't laugh until you find out >what your new name is. > >We all need a little stress-reliever! > >This only takes a minute. Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Send it >on and include the person that sent it to you. > >Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some >silliness to break up the day. > >Here is your dose of humor... > >A. Follow the instructions to find your new name. >B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward >it to friends, family, and co-workers. > >Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so >they know you participated. And don't go all adult - a senior manager >is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer. > >The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants >and the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which >the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new name... > >1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first >name: > >a = snickle >b = doombah >c = goober >d = cheesey >e = crusty >f = greasy >g = dumbo >h = farcus >i = dorky >j = doofus >k = funky >l = boobie >m= sleezy >n = sloopy >o = fluffy >p = stinky >q = slimy >r = dorfus >s = snooty >t = tootsie >u = dipsy >v = sneezy >w = liver >x = skippy >y = dinky >z = zippy > >2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half >of your new last name: > >a = dippin >b = feather >c = batty >d = burger >e = chicken >f = barfy >g = lizard >h = waffle >i = farkle >j = monkey >k = flippin >l = fricken >m = bubble >n = rhino >o = potty >p = hamster >q = buckle >r = gizzard >s = lickin >t = snickle >u = chuckle >v = pickle >w = hubble >x = dingle >y = gorilla >z = girdle > >3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half >of your new last name: > >a = butt >b = boob >c = face >d = nose >e = hump >f = breath >g = pants >h = shorts >i = lips >j = honker >k = head >l = tush >m =chunks >n = dunkin >o = brains >p = biscuits >q = toes >r = doodle >s = fanny >t = sniffer >u = sprinkles >v = frack >w =squirt >x = humperdinck >y = hiney >z = juice > >Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny. > >Now when you SEND THIS ON....use your new name as the subject. >And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults >laugh an average of 4 times a day. > >Put more laughter in your day. There is much pleasure to be gained from >useless knowledge. (and how scary is it when the new nickname kind of >fits?)
Ghost of BiB Posted April 22, 2006 Author Posted April 22, 2006 The part about them fitting is sort of scary...
Ghost of BiB Posted April 22, 2006 Author Posted April 22, 2006 Snickle Gizzardhump............ 667457[/snapback] LOL. I can mentally see that one. Belongs in a Dickens novel.
millbank Posted April 22, 2006 Posted April 22, 2006 Yes, Mr. Chickensquirt, i was saying the same thing to my good friend Mr. Dorfus Waffletush who is working at present . The Gizzardhump family are busy seeding today.... LOL. I can mentally see that one. Belongs in a Dickens novel. 667460[/snapback]
Ghost of BiB Posted April 22, 2006 Author Posted April 22, 2006 Yes, Mr. Chickensquirt, i was saying the same thing to my good friend Mr. Dorfus Waffletush who is working at present . The Gizzardhump family are busy seeding today....667465[/snapback] Scary thing to think about with a house full of daughters... What are you planting? Wheat?
millbank Posted April 22, 2006 Posted April 22, 2006 Hmmmm, think Mother and i have seeded enough in the home area, not that we dont ... you know yes its time for feed corn and vegetables ect. Scary thing to think about with a house full of daughters... What are you planting? Wheat? 667467[/snapback]
Taro T Posted April 22, 2006 Posted April 22, 2006 Sneezy Dippinfanny Is that going to get me arrested?
Ghost of BiB Posted April 22, 2006 Author Posted April 22, 2006 Sneezy Dippinfanny Is that going to get me arrested? 667501[/snapback] Only if you work in a boarding school.
cåblelady Posted April 22, 2006 Posted April 22, 2006 I already know mine. I got this email at work. Dorfus Wafflebutt.
UConn James Posted April 22, 2006 Posted April 22, 2006 Sleezy Chucklebreath. Hmm. I don't even like Chuckles.
Ghost of BiB Posted April 22, 2006 Author Posted April 22, 2006 I already know mine. I got this email at work. Dorfus Wafflebutt. 667513[/snapback] That's pretty sad, Harriet...
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