R. Rich Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 Mine didn't make the list, but I think I have a decent job. I've got great salary and benefits, plus I have outstanding job security. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajzepp Posted April 14, 2006 Author Share Posted April 14, 2006 Done #1 before, now doing #7. 661900[/snapback] Okay, so we'll call you a #4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajzepp Posted April 14, 2006 Author Share Posted April 14, 2006 Damn foiled again! My profession did not make the cut! When will pimping be recognized?? 661901[/snapback] Some of you guys are gettin' ROBBED..... ....pimp'n ain't easy, dammit!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geo in Pa Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 My job is #1 - however I hate every damn minute of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 For serious? Or are you bullshoot'n? If the former, what exactly IS that? I think my dream job would be a successful version of #37. Pretty typical, but I can't help it..... 661879[/snapback] WHAT DOES A MEETING AND CONVENTION PLANNER DO? If you read through, they talk about a the Facilitator, the Technician, and the Professional. I've done the Facilitator and Technician. I've done some of the responsibilities of the Professional, but not enough to say I have all the experience of one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajzepp Posted April 14, 2006 Author Share Posted April 14, 2006 Mine didn't make the list, but I think I have a decent job. I've got great salary and benefits, plus I have outstanding job security. 661903[/snapback] I think job security is a HUGE factor. Even though my father stayed with the same company (Xerox), his job changed all the damn time....like every 2-3 years we ended up moving. They were so thankful to him for all his hard work over the 20 years he spent with them, they eventually threw him under the bus. I earn good, not great, money.....but my job security is very high, not just where I work now, but anywhere I go in the country. Of course, that would all go down the drain if I killed someone by accident Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajzepp Posted April 14, 2006 Author Share Posted April 14, 2006 WHAT DOES A MEETING AND CONVENTION PLANNER DO? If you read through, they talk about a the Facilitator, the Technician, and the Professional. I've done the Facilitator and Technician. I've done some of the responsibilities of the Professional, but not enough to say I have all the experience of one. 661914[/snapback] Well hell, you should go try and get on Trump's show, man! You'd probably kick major ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taterhill Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 #3 for this guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurker Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 #6 with a bullet. I guess there'll be a lot of young guns coming along to take shots at me now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokinandjokin Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 Must've been #52, right behind whatever smokinandjokin does for a living 661856[/snapback] I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination. The pay isn't great, but the benefits are outstanding! Like I said, must've just missed at #51. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajzepp Posted April 14, 2006 Author Share Posted April 14, 2006 I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination. The pay isn't great, but the benefits are outstanding! Like I said, must've just missed at #51. 661941[/snapback] LMFAO! You should come down to Atlanta and apply for a position over at Emory University.....they are the foremost authority on pansexual apes.....apparently they will bang ANYTHING at ANY TIME. I thought it was a joke, but it's totally not....I forget what these particular apes are called (insert joke here), but by God they have them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination. The pay isn't great, but the benefits are outstanding! Like I said, must've just missed at #51. 661941[/snapback] Its an, all you can drink job, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination. The pay isn't great, but the benefits are outstanding! Like I said, must've just missed at #51. 661941[/snapback] It's always nice to see someone turn a hobby they're passionate about into a career... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFanNC Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 #35 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olivier in france Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 i 'm not in that list but my wife does... but does that really counts when that job is paid about 2.5 times less here in France?!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajzepp Posted April 14, 2006 Author Share Posted April 14, 2006 i 'm not in that list but my wife does... but does that really counts when that job is paid about 2.5 times less here in France?!! 661983[/snapback] So basically you can literally be PAID for moving out of France? I'd have a Mayflower van backed up to my place faster than a Frenchman can raise a white flag! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arkady Renko Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 Done #1 before, now doing #7. 661900[/snapback] Does it pay as well as the list says? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EndZoneCrew Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 Well I didn't make it, but my wife did at #38 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arkady Renko Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 For serious? Or are you bullshoot'n? If the former, what exactly IS that? I think my dream job would be a successful version of #37. Pretty typical, but I can't help it..... 661879[/snapback] And yet # 37s often wish they were doing something else and have high instances of depression and abuse of alcohol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted April 14, 2006 Share Posted April 14, 2006 So basically you can literally be PAID for moving out of France? I'd have a Mayflower van backed up to my place faster than a Frenchman can raise a white flag! 661988[/snapback] Thats pretty fast!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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