Mark VI Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 My cafeteria at work serves soup 365 days a year. Yet around mid-March, Chili suddenly vanishes as a choice. Why ? " It's out of season " I'm told ...what... like duck hunting ? Who the heck made that decision ? What happens if they do make it ? Will Chili Police rush the kitchen and bust them ? " Freeze ! Hands up against the wall and drop the ladel ! " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 My cafeteria at work serves soup 365 days a year. Yet around mid-March, Chili suddenly vanishes as a choice. Why ? " It's out of season " I'm told ...what... like duck hunting ? Who the heck made that decsion ? What happens if they do make it ? Will Chili Police rush the kitchen and bust them ? " Freeze ! Hands up against the wall and drop the ladel ! " 659939[/snapback] You said soup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VABills Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 You must work in a union shop. They have rules that say their employees can only make chili, during certain times of the year. Did you know that servants in Boston went on strike in the late 1700's because they complained that they were eating too much lobster and were picketing to ensure that they were not fed lobster more then 3 times per week? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 You must work in a union shop. They have rules that say their employees can only make chili, during certain times of the year. Did you know that servants in Boston went on strike in the late 1700's because they complained that they were eating too much lobster and were picketing to ensure that they were not fed lobster more then 3 times per week? 659947[/snapback] More typical liberal media bias. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 More typical liberal media bias. 659951[/snapback] I dont understand? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cromagnum Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 You must work in a union shop. They have rules that say their employees can only make chili, during certain times of the year. Did you know that servants in Boston went on strike in the late 1700's because they complained that they were eating too much lobster and were picketing to ensure that they were not fed lobster more then 3 times per week? 659947[/snapback] I was talking to a mainer, who use to be ridiculed because his brownbag lunch consisted of lobster sandwiches, his parents couldnt afford jiffy peanut butter!! That was back when lobster was so plentiful, they were used to fertilize gardens... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 I was talking to a mainer, who use to be ridiculed because his brownbag lunch consisted of lobster sandwiches, his parents couldnt afford jiffy peanut butter!! That was back when lobster was so plentiful, they were used to fertilize gardens... 659976[/snapback] We grew cattle when I was growing up. I actually remember complaining "Steak again? Why can't we have chicken or something?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 My cafeteria at work serves soup 365 days a year. Yet around mid-March, Chili suddenly vanishes as a choice. Why ? " It's out of season " I'm told ...what... like duck hunting ? Who the heck made that decision ? What happens if they do make it ? Will Chili Police rush the kitchen and bust them ? " Freeze ! Hands up against the wall and drop the ladel ! " 659939[/snapback] Beans or no beans? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark VI Posted April 12, 2006 Author Share Posted April 12, 2006 Is Bush in bed with some Chili cartel in Mexico , driving up demand ? Doesn't he get enough Oil kickbacks ? Oops, wrong forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Live&DieBillsFootball Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 You would think that chili would be better suited for warmer times of year when you can leave the windows open to clear the gas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SDS Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 I'm thinking the guys a few cubicles over were complaining.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark VI Posted April 12, 2006 Author Share Posted April 12, 2006 I'm thinking the guys a few cubicles over were complaining.... 659997[/snapback] No chance. I'm dripping in TAG body spray. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ned Flanders Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 Ever try getting propane in February? I'm always asked the same thing: "You grill out in the winter?!?!" Learned several years ago to always stock up by late October... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuckincincy Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 My cafeteria at work serves soup 365 days a year. Yet around mid-March, Chili suddenly vanishes as a choice. Why ? " It's out of season " I'm told ...what... like duck hunting ? Who the heck made that decision ? What happens if they do make it ? Will Chili Police rush the kitchen and bust them ? " Freeze ! Hands up against the wall and drop the ladel ! " 659939[/snapback] They probably have poor sales. 2 bars I go to here drop it (they sell chili, not that Gawd-awful Cincinnati chili) because few buy it in the summer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 No chance. I'm dripping in TAG body spray. 659998[/snapback] That stuff really work like it shows on the television set? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 No chance. I'm dripping in TAG body spray. 659998[/snapback] That is wrong on so many levels, I can only chuckle continuously to myself and hope my wife doesn't aske me "WTF is wrong with you?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark VI Posted April 12, 2006 Author Share Posted April 12, 2006 That stuff really work like it shows on the television set? 660019[/snapback] My wifes cat keeps trying to hump my leg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 That stuff really work like it shows on the television set? 660019[/snapback] Rubbing TAG on your television? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark VI Posted April 12, 2006 Author Share Posted April 12, 2006 Rubbing TAG on your television? 660028[/snapback] Explains why some can't stop watching American Idol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kegtapr Posted April 12, 2006 Share Posted April 12, 2006 We grew cattle when I was growing up. 659981[/snapback] What's the ideal pH level of the soil for growing cattle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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