SDS Posted April 12, 2006 Posted April 12, 2006 How about when you buy a single item that is about the size of your hand and they throw it in a bag? Is it too hard to carry one small item out of a store?
Gavin in Va Beach Posted April 12, 2006 Author Posted April 12, 2006 My wife will hit the snooze button 5+ times before getting up! This happens almost daily! Pisses me off no end. I tell her if she has to hit it more than twice then she needs to reset her alarm. She just rolls her eyes so I call her names and beat her. I'm just kidding, I don't call her names...
Ghost of BiB Posted April 12, 2006 Posted April 12, 2006 My wife will hit the snooze button 5+ times before getting up! This happens almost daily! Pisses me off no end. I tell her if she has to hit it more than twice then she needs to reset her alarm. She just rolls her eyes so I call her names and beat her. I'm just kidding, I don't call her names... 660149[/snapback] So, get up on the first ring and make her breakfast.
erynthered Posted April 12, 2006 Posted April 12, 2006 My wife will hit the snooze button 5+ times before getting up! This happens almost daily! Pisses me off no end. I tell her if she has to hit it more than twice then she needs to reset her alarm. She just rolls her eyes so I call her names and beat her. I'm just kidding, I don't call her names... 660149[/snapback] Yeah, I hate that too. Also, I hate it when I come home from work and the house is not spotlessly clean. And I want the kids standing at attention when I come through the door, is that to much to ask for? I want dinner on the table, and a glass of fine wine waiting to be handed to me. Whats so tough about that? I want to hear chants of YES MASTER, YES MASTER, YES MASTER....... Whats wrong with woman today?
Gary M Posted April 12, 2006 Posted April 12, 2006 My wife will hit the snooze button 5+ times before getting up! This happens almost daily! Pisses me off no end. I tell her if she has to hit it more than twice then she needs to reset her alarm. She just rolls her eyes so I call her names and beat her. I'm just kidding, I don't call her names... 660149[/snapback] Give her a good "poke" that usually gets my wife out of the bed in a hurry.
Gavin in Va Beach Posted April 12, 2006 Author Posted April 12, 2006 Yeah, I hate that too. Also, I hate it when I come home from work and the house is not spotlessly clean. And I want the kids standing at attention when I come through the door, is that to much to ask for? I want dinner on the table, and a glass of fine wine waiting to be handed to me. Whats so tough about that? I want to hear chants of YES MASTER, YES MASTER, YES MASTER.......Whats wrong with woman today? 660157[/snapback]
taterhill Posted April 12, 2006 Posted April 12, 2006 My wife will hit the snooze button 5+ times before getting up! This happens almost daily! Pisses me off no end. I tell her if she has to hit it more than twice then she needs to reset her alarm. She just rolls her eyes so I call her names and beat her. I'm just kidding, I don't call her names... 660149[/snapback] my wife goes to bed super early, so when I get to bed, she always seems to wait until I get into bed to rattle of 5 things she needs me to do...get the babys bottle ready, check on Brady...why couldn't you tell me this 45 seconds ago, before I crawled into bed...Gavin, I will have to try your way..occasional backhand and name calling..
Gavin in Va Beach Posted April 12, 2006 Author Posted April 12, 2006 Give her a good "poke" that usually gets my wife out of the bed in a hurry. 660162[/snapback] I've noticed it gets you a lot of kids too...
Gary M Posted April 12, 2006 Posted April 12, 2006 I've noticed it gets you a lot of kids too... 660172[/snapback] Yeah, we have another on the way. Should be here just in time to watch the Bills in the playoffs.
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted April 12, 2006 Posted April 12, 2006 Yeah, we have another on the way. Should be here just in time to watch the Bills in the playoffs. 660173[/snapback] Jesus, man...get snipped already! My pet peeve for the day: Daycare teachers that teach toddlers stuff they SHOULDN'T know.
Ghost of BiB Posted April 12, 2006 Posted April 12, 2006 Jesus, man...get snipped already! My pet peeve for the day: Daycare teachers that teach toddlers stuff they SHOULDN'T know. 660175[/snapback] Nuclear Targetting Analysis and Pro Football Drafts? I just hate it when they do that.
IDBillzFan Posted April 12, 2006 Posted April 12, 2006 Yeah, I hate that too. Also, I hate it when I come home from work and the house is not spotlessly clean. And I want the kids standing at attention when I come through the door, is that to much to ask for? I want dinner on the table, and a glass of fine wine waiting to be handed to me. Whats so tough about that? I want to hear chants of YES MASTER, YES MASTER, YES MASTER.......Whats wrong with woman today? 660157[/snapback] Maybe we should get you a whistle, and teach your children to sing and swing from trees wearing clothes made out of curtain fabric. Then we can call you Captain Georg von Trapp, and you could hook up with the Nanny just before you head out of Austria before the Nazis get you. Hey, it could happen...
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted April 12, 2006 Posted April 12, 2006 Nuclear Targetting Analysis and Pro Football Drafts? I just hate it when they do that. 660178[/snapback] I was thinking more about bad language, but yeah, that'd do too.
Gary M Posted April 12, 2006 Posted April 12, 2006 Jesus, man...get snipped already! My pet peeve for the day: Daycare teachers that teach toddlers stuff they SHOULDN'T know. 660175[/snapback] Just trying to increase my odds of NOT ending up in a nursing home. I figure one of them will take care of me.
Ghost of BiB Posted April 12, 2006 Posted April 12, 2006 Maybe we should get you a whistle, and teach your children to sing and swing from trees wearing clothes made out of curtain fabric. Then we can call you Captain Georg von Trapp, and you could hook up with the Nanny just before you head out of Austria before the Nazis get you. Hey, it could happen... 660180[/snapback] "The Hills are Alive..." I don't think Tampa has hills, though.
IDBillzFan Posted April 12, 2006 Posted April 12, 2006 "The Hills are Alive..." I don't think Tampa has hills, though. 660188[/snapback] I'm not sure Tampa has much of anything other than a cannon that goes off after touchdowns, and sometimes even prematurely! Outside of that, what has Tampa got?
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted April 12, 2006 Posted April 12, 2006 Just trying to increase my odds of NOT ending up in a nursing home. I figure one of them will take care of me. 660186[/snapback] No wonder you've killed every animal in a 50 mile radius the food bill would be murder without it
erynthered Posted April 12, 2006 Posted April 12, 2006 I'm not sure Tampa has much of anything other than a cannon that goes off after touchdowns, and sometimes even prematurely! Outside of that, what has Tampa got? 660190[/snapback] Super Bowl win.
erynthered Posted April 12, 2006 Posted April 12, 2006 I'm not sure Tampa has much of anything other than a cannon that goes off after touchdowns, and sometimes even prematurely! Outside of that, what has Tampa got? 660190[/snapback] Stanly Cup win.
Pine Barrens Mafia Posted April 12, 2006 Posted April 12, 2006 Super Bowl win. 660194[/snapback] touche
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