aussiew Posted April 11, 2006 Posted April 11, 2006 Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Maude: What in the hell is that? Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Maude: Where did you get it? Mabel: You can get them at any drugstore. The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers. "Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel." The pharmacist fainted.
Beerball Posted April 11, 2006 Posted April 11, 2006 Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Maude: What in the hell is that? Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Maude: Where did you get it? Mabel: You can get them at any drugstore. The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers. "Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel." The pharmacist fainted. 659096[/snapback] Filter or non?
buffaloboyinATL Posted April 11, 2006 Posted April 11, 2006 "Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel." The pharmacist fainted. 659096[/snapback] LOL Good stuff, thanks for the laugh.
Ghost of BiB Posted April 11, 2006 Posted April 11, 2006 Cute. I've passed it on. So, tell me about the old broad you were out drinking and smoking with. She single?
aussiew Posted April 12, 2006 Author Posted April 12, 2006 So, tell me about the old broad you were out drinking and smoking with. She single? Oh, like it would even matter....I hear you prefer the young ones!
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