Scraps Posted April 10, 2006 Posted April 10, 2006 Crap Throwing Monkey said: THIS season? It never ceases to amaze me, how low your average person's standard of "credibility" is. 657828[/snapback] Its really not amazing. There simply hasn't been enough of Kim to distract average male mind from the incredible story line and gaping holes.
Just Jack Posted April 10, 2006 Posted April 10, 2006 Lurker said: Glad to see he's taking some real artistic risks in his movie career, too! The Sentinal 657779[/snapback] Looks like 24 except he's in the Secret Service.
/dev/null Posted April 10, 2006 Posted April 10, 2006 Ghost of BiB said: BTW, has the nuclear missile ever gotten around to landing anywhere yet? 657835[/snapback] It must have just flown off into space. Or maybe Jack went in the missle silo under a couple hundred feet of solid concrete, linked up his PDA to the targeting computer and had Chloe hack the encryption of the NATd IP firewall. you know, i bet Chloe steals satellite TV signals
meazza Posted April 10, 2006 Posted April 10, 2006 /dev/null said: It must have just flown off into space. Or maybe Jack went in the missle silo under a couple hundred feet of solid concrete, linked up his PDA to the targeting computer and had Chloe hack the encryption of the NATd IP firewall. you know, i bet Chloe steals satellite TV signals 658323[/snapback] and it doesn't take her long either. Jack there's a new encryption in the NSA system, ok i'm in! Jack : what took you so long DAMNIT!
mtdoak Posted April 11, 2006 Posted April 11, 2006 Hmmm....maybe Kim Bauer will sign a 4 year deal. I mean, she is a great plotline filler. "We've got 22 unused minutes in the next 3 episodes....lets put her in a bear trap!!"
meazza Posted April 11, 2006 Posted April 11, 2006 mtdoak said: Hmmm....maybe Kim Bauer will sign a 4 year deal. I mean, she is a great plotline filler. "We've got 22 unused minutes in the next 3 episodes....lets put her in a bear trap!!" 658365[/snapback] they should sign her bf sean avery to the show as well considering he doesn't have much of a career playing hockey.
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted April 11, 2006 Posted April 11, 2006 Ghost of BiB said: BTW, has the nuclear missile ever gotten around to landing anywhere yet? 657835[/snapback] They shot that down. Then everyone went home. Because when you shoot down a terrorist missile with a hijacked US nuclear warhead, you don't bother to collect the pieces. Because...you know...evidence, shmevidence. Who needs it? And high-grade nuclear material used in warheads probably isn't a health or national security threat anyway, it's safe to leave it laying in the street.
billsfanmiami(oh) Posted April 11, 2006 Posted April 11, 2006 For anyone who's interested here's his new interview from this month's Rolling Stone. It's a decent read. http://www.rollingstone.com/news/profile/s...has-player=true
meazza Posted April 11, 2006 Posted April 11, 2006 Crap Throwing Monkey said: They shot that down. Then everyone went home. Because when you shoot down a terrorist missile with a hijacked US nuclear warhead, you don't bother to collect the pieces. Because...you know...evidence, shmevidence. Who needs it? And high-grade nuclear material used in warheads probably isn't a health or national security threat anyway, it's safe to leave it laying in the street. 658395[/snapback] as much as we all bash the show for these goofs, i still will tune in tonight and watch to see why the President of the United States would want to release centox gas to his own people and god knows whatever the hell else they have planned.
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted April 11, 2006 Posted April 11, 2006 meazza21 said: as much as we all bash the show for these goofs, i still will tune in tonight and watch to see why the President of the United States would want to release centox gas to his own people and god knows whatever the hell else they have planned. 658405[/snapback] I don't even care that much. The POTUS is a weasal. I'll tune in because...well, let's face it. Jack Bauer is a bad-ass.
KD in CA Posted April 11, 2006 Posted April 11, 2006 /dev/null said: It must have just flown off into space. Or maybe Jack went in the missle silo under a couple hundred feet of solid concrete, linked up his PDA to the targeting computer and had Chloe hack the encryption of the NATd IP firewall. you know, i bet Chloe steals satellite TV signals 658323[/snapback] She's pretty cranky for a chick who just got laid last night.
Ghost of BiB Posted April 11, 2006 Posted April 11, 2006 Crap Throwing Monkey said: I don't even care that much. The POTUS is a weasal. I'll tune in because...well, let's face it. Jack Bauer is a bad-ass. 658409[/snapback] Uh huh... You tune in because your wife makes you watch it with her.
SilverNRed Posted April 11, 2006 Posted April 11, 2006 KD in CT said: She's pretty cranky for a chick who just got laid last night. 658969[/snapback] If the show ever gets too hard to produce as a gritty action drama, they could easily rework it as a sitcom called "Jack & Chloe!" where the two main characters are roommates who get into all sorts of misadventures and drive each other crazy. "DAMMIT, Chloe! Hurry!" "I'm trying Jack, GOSH!" "We DO NOT have time for this! My boss is going to be here for dinner ANY MINUTE NOW!" "I'm cooking as fast as I can, GEEZ!" Secretary of Defense Heller: "Bau-ERRRRRRRRRR!" At the end of season 2 or 3, they'd finally give in to all the sexual tension and hook up. Then the show would suck for like 5 more years before finally being cancelled.
KD in CA Posted April 11, 2006 Posted April 11, 2006 SilverNRed said: If the show ever gets too hard to produce as a gritty action drama, they could easily rework it as a sitcom called "Jack & Chloe!" where the two main characters are roommates who get into all sorts of misadventures and drive each other crazy. "DAMMIT, Chloe! Hurry!" "I'm trying Jack, GOSH!" "We DO NOT have time for this! My boss is going to be here for dinner ANY MINUTE NOW!" "I'm cooking as fast as I can, GEEZ!" Secretary of Defense Heller: "Bau-ERRRRRRRRRR!" At the end of season 2 or 3, they'd finally give in to all the sexual tension and hook up. Then the show would suck for like 5 more years before finally being cancelled. 659041[/snapback] NBC is looking for a new sitcom. It could work.
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted April 11, 2006 Posted April 11, 2006 SilverNRed said: If the show ever gets too hard to produce as a gritty action drama, they could easily rework it as a sitcom called "Jack & Chloe!" where the two main characters are roommates who get into all sorts of misadventures and drive each other crazy. "DAMMIT, Chloe! Hurry!" "I'm trying Jack, GOSH!" "We DO NOT have time for this! My boss is going to be here for dinner ANY MINUTE NOW!" "I'm cooking as fast as I can, GEEZ!" Secretary of Defense Heller: "Bau-ERRRRRRRRRR!" At the end of season 2 or 3, they'd finally give in to all the sexual tension and hook up. Then the show would suck for like 5 more years before finally being cancelled. 659041[/snapback] "WHERE IS THE APPETIZER TRAY!!!!"
KD in CA Posted April 11, 2006 Posted April 11, 2006 Crap Throwing Monkey said: "WHERE IS THE APPETIZER TRAY!!!!" 659089[/snapback] What do you think it is? It's pate!
Ghost of BiB Posted April 11, 2006 Posted April 11, 2006 KD in CT said: What do you think it is? It's pate! 659101[/snapback] It used to be a minor character. Have to keep the edge.
Just Jack Posted April 12, 2006 Posted April 12, 2006 Crap Throwing Monkey said: "WHERE IS THE APPETIZER TRAY!!!!" 659089[/snapback] "There's not enough time for appetizers!"
/dev/null Posted April 12, 2006 Posted April 12, 2006 Jack In Syracuse said: "There's not enough time for appetizers!" 659629[/snapback] Dammit Chloe! Stop filling up on breadsticks and salad, we need to get to desert!!! Btw, what are those Syracuse Soldiers in your avatar and sig? Just noticed the score in your sig they got their arse handed to them by Erie (my hometown)
Just Jack Posted April 13, 2006 Posted April 13, 2006 /dev/null said: Btw, what are those Syracuse Soldiers in your avatar and sig? Just noticed the score in your sig they got their arse handed to them by Erie (my hometown) 660484[/snapback] They're our new American Indoor Football League team. Started about 6 weeks before the season started. For a comparison, you've got the NFL, NFL Europe, then College Football. These guys are the college level of Indoor Football, behind the AFL and AFL2.
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