Ghost of BiB Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 Is THAT what you kids call it nowadays? 655896[/snapback] We're all such big studly guys here. I'm picking on Bill because he got lost walking there. He chose the walk before lunch because he thought Mrs. KRC would enjoy it, and I think she did. People on this board aren't what they always appear to be. That said, the Crap Throwing Monkey blew it off and was half way through lunch before we found him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 We're all such big studly guys here. I'm picking on Bill because he got lost walking there. He chose the walk before lunch because he thought Mrs. KRC would enjoy it, and I think she did. People on this board aren't what they always appear to be. That said, the Crap Throwing Monkey blew it off and was half way through lunch before we found him. 655921[/snapback] Bill got lost in a flower garden???? Why, couldn't he see over them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted April 7, 2006 Share Posted April 7, 2006 Bill got lost in a flower garden???? Why, couldn't he see over them? 655981[/snapback] Fertilizer. Makes things grow taller. You wouldn't understand, you've never been a Marine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 ZERO. You leave your dishes around and they end up in the sh*t ditch floating down to New Orleans or sinking into bottom... I can't wait till we de-water... There is gonna be some interesting things to be had. According to some around here: "I ain't Suzy homemaker!" Things do have a funny way of disappearing if left in the sink or on the counter. Plates and dirty utensils make nice flyin'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UConn James Posted April 8, 2006 Share Posted April 8, 2006 I brown-bag it, when I don't hunt and kill my own lunch. I also fart, scratch myself, and tell dirty jokes. 655835[/snapback] I get a stick and a paper bag. The stick is for hunting big game, the bag is for boiling tea. And if you lose either of them, they charge you for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussiew Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 Damnit Joe. You made me take a good look around my office and see the Drew bobble head still on the bookshelf.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 Damnit Joe. You made me take a good look around my office and see the Drew bobble head still on the bookshelf.... 657139[/snapback] And did you give it a good smack to watch it fly across the room? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsfanmiami(oh) Posted April 9, 2006 Share Posted April 9, 2006 Damnit Joe. You made me take a good look around my office and see the Drew bobble head still on the bookshelf.... 657139[/snapback] My Drew bobblehead doll mysteriously turned into a Drew bobblehead hanging with a noose around his neck quite some time ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crap Throwing Monkey Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 My Drew bobblehead doll mysteriously turned into a Drew bobblehead hanging with a noose around his neck quite some time ago. 657230[/snapback] Packing things up to give to Goodwill today, I discovered I still own a Rob Johnson jersey. I'll happily trade it for your Drew bobblehead... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 Packing things up to give to Goodwill today, I discovered I still own a Rob Johnson jersey. I'll happily trade it for your Drew bobblehead... 657285[/snapback] Wow... You guys are some real suckers... Some years back, I had the choice between taking a Brian Urlacher or Anthony Thomas bobblehead (McD's giveaway)... I chose the A-Train one... You couldn't fool me on who was gonna be greater! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 Don't kneed no stinkin tupperwear for hot pockets, the greatest invention of the 20th century. If only they didn't require refrigeration. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inkman Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 Everyday, when I go home from work, their are two things on my desk. A computer and a clock. Keep it clean and tight, trying to project a little bit of professionalism here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dean Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 Everyday, when I go home from work, their are two things on my desk. A computer and a clock. Keep it clean and tight, trying to project a little bit of professionalism here. 657636[/snapback] Clearly you aren't working hard enough. Give this man some more projects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 Clearly you aren't working hard enough. Give this man some more projects. 657707[/snapback] I'd have fired him already. Obviously a shirker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billsfanone Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 zero. I'm not a slob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 Keep it clean and tight...657636[/snapback] Part of your problem could quite possibly be that you're applying this nice bit of advice to the wrong thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuckeyeBill Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 Why isn't 0 an option? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inkman Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 Clearly you aren't working hard enough. Give this man some more projects. 657707[/snapback] I can't argue with that. My boss is an idiot. I always welcome more work but never seem to get quite enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inkman Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 I'd have fired him already. Obviously a shirker. 657708[/snapback] I'm task oriented, and in my position I can only do what is put in front of me. I'll do as much as they ask, and then some, but it's still not enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inkman Posted April 10, 2006 Share Posted April 10, 2006 Part of your problem could quite possibly be that you're applying this nice bit of advice to the wrong thing. 657727[/snapback] I think my wife would like to argue that point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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