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Hey Keg...are you suggesting that Jauron has a cardboard cutout nudie of Ralph...and each time the team wins, he removes an article of clothing? Am I remembering the movie correctly?

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I would expect it to work the other way. Each time they win, Ralph GETS clothing. Otherwise, 0-16 would definitely be possible.

 

As for picks, here's my totally random shot.

 

Sep 10 @New England - L

Sep 17 @Miami - L

Sep 24 N.Y. Jets - W

Oct 1 Minnesota - L

Oct 8 @Chicago - L

Oct 15 @Detroit - W

Oct 22 New England - L

Nov 5 Green Bay - W

Nov 12 @Indianapolis - L

Nov 19 @Houston - W

Nov 26 Jacksonville - W

Dec 3 San Diego - L

Dec 10 @N.Y. Jets - L

Dec 17 Miami - W

Dec 24 Tennessee - W

Dec 31 @Baltimore - L

 

7-9.

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Sep 10 @New England - Loss

Sep 17 @Miami - Loss

Sep 24 N.Y. Jets - Win

Oct 1 Minnesota - Win

Oct 8 @Chicago - Win

Oct 15 @Detroit - Loss

Oct 22 New England - Win

Nov 5 Green Bay - Win

Nov 12 @Indianapolis - Loss

Nov 19 @Houston - Win

Nov 26 Jacksonville - Loss

Dec 3 San Diego - Win

Dec 10 @N.Y. Jets - Loss

Dec 17 Miami - Win

Dec 24 Tennessee - Win

Dec 31 @Baltimore - Loss

 

9-7

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Sep 10 @New England - L

Sep 17 @Miami- W

Sep 24 N.Y. Jets-W

Oct 1 Minnesota-L

Oct 8 @Chicago-L

Oct 15 @Detroit-W

Oct 22 New England-L

Nov 5 Green Bay-W

Nov 12 @Indianapolis-L

Nov 19 @Houston -L

Nov 26 Jacksonville-W

Dec 3 San Diego-L

Dec 10 @N.Y. Jets-L

Dec 17 Miami -W

Dec 24 Tennessee-W

Dec 31 @Baltimore-L

 

7-9

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Keep those cards and letters coming, folks. Just over seven hours before we close the competition.

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Looking back over the rules, it looks like #6 is to discourage people from putting in entries using alter egos, correct?

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Looking back over the rules, it looks like #6 is to discourage people from putting in entries using alter egos, correct?

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Been workin' on that one for a while, Jack? :D

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I'm not eligible but I can play for fun!

 

Sep 10 @New England LOSS

Sep 17 @Miami LOSS

Sep 24 N.Y. Jets WIN

Oct 1 Minnesota WIN

Oct 8 @Chicago LOSS

Oct 15 @Detroit LOSS

Oct 22 New England LOSS

Nov 5 Green Bay LOSS

Nov 12 @Indianapolis LOSS

Nov 19 @Houston LOSS

Nov 26 Jacksonville LOSS

Dec 3 San Diego WIN

Dec 10 @N.Y. Jets LOSS

Dec 17 Miami LOSS

Dec 24 Tennessee WIN

Dec 31 @Baltimore LOSS

 

4-12

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Sep 10 @New England L

Sep 17 @Miami L

Sep 24 N.Y. Jets L

Oct 1 Minnesota W

Oct 8 @Chicago W

Oct 15 @Detroit L

Oct 22 New England L

Nov 5 Green Bay W

Nov 12 @Indianapolis L

Nov 19 @Houston L

Nov 26 Jacksonville L

Dec 3 San Diego W

Dec 10 @N.Y. Jets L

Dec 17 Miami W

Dec 24 Tennessee W

Dec 31 @Baltimore W

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Sep 10 @New England L

Sep 17 @Miami L

Sep 24 N.Y. Jets L

Oct 1 Minnesota W

Oct 8 @Chicago L

Oct 15 @Detroit W

Oct 22 New England L

Nov 5 Green Bay W

Nov 12 @Indianapolis L

Nov 19 @Houston L

Nov 26 Jacksonville L

Dec 3 San Diego L

Dec 10 @N.Y. Jets L

Dec 17 Miami L

Dec 24 Tennessee W

Dec 31 @Baltimore L

 

I'm not sure but I think that is one less win than I thought they would have last year.

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I think I still have time...

 

Sep 10 @New England LOSS

Sep 17 @Miami - WIN

Sep 24 N.Y. Jets - WIN

Oct 1 Minnesota - LOSS

Oct 8 @Chicago - LOSS

Oct 15 @Detroit- WIN

Oct 22 New England - WIN

Nov 5 Green Bay - WIN

Nov 12 @Indianapolis - LOSS

Nov 19 @Houston - LOSS

Nov 26 Jacksonville - LOSS

Dec 3 San Diego - LOSS

Dec 10 @N.Y. Jets - LOSS

Dec 17 Miami - WIN

Dec 24 Tennessee - WIN

Dec 31 @Baltimore - LOSS

 

7 - 9

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Looking back over the rules, it looks like #6 is to discourage people from putting in entries using alter egos, correct?

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Ideally, yes. For example, it would be okay if BF in Indiana posted, but I'd prefer he also didn't post under his alter-ego ieatcrayonz. Now, I know that BF has been banned, but you get the point.

 

I wouldn't put the money up if I weren't prepared to part with it under the rules I've created, but also under the rules of life which say somewhere, somehow, some douchebag will do anything to beat the system.

 

That's also why you have to have been a member since Jan 1 of this year. It eliminates the teenybopper who thinks it would be great to thwart a system created by a guy just trying to have some offseason fun.

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Ladies and Gentlemen, step right up.

 

You say we sucked at our draft? You say we were an embarrassment? You say you could have done better? You say you see all and know all?

 

WelllemmetellyawhatI'mgonnado.

 

For the next few hours, and for the first time ever in the storied history of the "Dinner's On Me, Smartass" Contest, I will allow all participants to change their picks based on what they saw happen at the draft.

 

I only have a couple of simple requests: If you edit your picks, please do so in your original post and please add a color-coded comment (use red please) to comment specifically what your changes were so we can reflect back on them as the season progresses.

 

This thread will be closed again at noon PST.

 

Remember; tell us what you changed and why.

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This thread will be closed again at noon PST.

 

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Wow...you're still on standard time? I thought LA observed Daylight Savings Time? So I guess that gives those of us on the Left Coast until 4:00?

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Wow...you're still on standard time?  I thought LA observed Daylight Savings Time?  So I guess that gives those of us on the Left Coast until 4:00?

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When did you move to the left coast? :P

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Sep 10 @New England L

Sep 17 @Miami L

Sep 24 N.Y. Jets W

Oct 1 Minnesota W

Oct 8 @Chicago W

Oct 15 @Detroit W

Oct 22 New England W

Nov 5 Green Bay W

Nov 12 @Indianapolis L

Nov 19 @Houston W

Nov 26 Jacksonville L

Dec 3 San Diego W

Dec 10 @N.Y. Jets L

Dec 17 Miami W

Dec 24 Tennessee W

Dec 31 @Baltimore L

 

10-6

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I did not have an original entry, so if you're opening the contest back up, here are my picks:

 

Sep 10 @New England LOSS

Sep 17 @Miami - LOSS

Sep 24 N.Y. Jets - WIN

Oct 1 Minnesota - WIN

Oct 8 @Chicago - LOSS

Oct 15 @Detroit- LOSS - only because its on the road

Oct 22 New England - LOSS

Nov 5 Green Bay - WIN

Nov 12 @Indianapolis - LOSS

Nov 19 @Houston - LOSS

Nov 26 Jacksonville - LOSS

Dec 3 San Diego - WIN - Against Rivers in OP, we should be able to rattle him enough.

Dec 10 @N.Y. Jets - LOSS

Dec 17 Miami - WIN

Dec 24 Tennessee - WIN

Dec 31 @Baltimore - LOSS

 

That makes it 6-10, not getting my hopes up high this year.

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Here are my modified picks. Whitner selection pays dividends as he gets us an extra "W":

 

Sep 10 @New England Loss

Sep 17 @Miami Loss

Sep 24 N.Y. Jets Win

Oct 1 Minnesota Win

Oct 8 @Chicago Loss

Oct 15 @Detroit Win

Oct 22 New England Loss

Nov 5 Green Bay Win

Nov 12 @Indianapolis Loss

Nov 19 @Houston Win

Nov 26 Jacksonville Loss

Dec 3 San Diego Now a Win, Whitner intercepts Rivers and returns it for the winning TD :P

Dec 10 @N.Y. Jets Loss

Dec 17 Miami Win

Dec 24 Tennessee Win

Dec 31 @Baltimore Loss

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Ladies and Gentlemen, step right up.

 

You say we sucked at our draft? You say we were an embarrassment? You say you could have done better? You say you see all and know all?

 

WelllemmetellyawhatI'mgonnado.

 

For the next few hours, and for the first time ever in the storied history of the "Dinner's On Me, Smartass" Contest, I will allow all participants to change their picks based on what they saw happen at the draft.

 

I only have a couple of simple requests: If you edit your picks, please do so in your original post and please add a color-coded comment (use red please) to comment specifically what your changes were so we can reflect back on them as the season progresses.

 

This thread will be closed again at noon PST.

 

Remember; tell us what you changed and why.

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In case you are also opening this up for those who missed out the first time around, here are my picks:

 

Sep 10 @New England - LOSS

Sep 17 @Miami - LOSS

Sep 24 N.Y. Jets - WIN

Oct 1 Minnesota - LOSS

Oct 8 @Chicago - LOSS

Oct 15 @Detroit - WIN

Oct 22 New England - LOSS

Nov 5 Green Bay - WIN

Nov 12 @Indianapolis - LOSS

Nov 19 @Houston - LOSS

Nov 26 Jacksonville - LOSS

Dec 3 San Diego - LOSS

Dec 10 @N.Y. Jets - WIN

Dec 17 Miami - WIN

Dec 24 Tennessee - WIN

Dec 31 @Baltimore - LOSS

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