3rd Annual "Dinner's On Me, Smartass" Contest

[Guffalo]

Hey Keg...are you suggesting that Jauron has a cardboard cutout nudie of Ralph...and each time the team wins, he removes an article of clothing? Am I remembering the movie correctly?

656339[/snapback]

I just threw up in my mouth

[Just Jack]

My usual answer every year.....

 

Sep 10 @New England W

Sep 17 @Miami W

Sep 24 N.Y. Jets W

Oct 1 Minnesota W

Oct 8 @Chicago W

Oct 15 @Detroit W

Oct 22 New England W

Nov 5 Green Bay W

Nov 12 @Indianapolis W

Nov 19 @Houston W

Nov 26 Jacksonville W

Dec 3 San Diego W

Dec 10 @N.Y. Jets W

Dec 17 Miami W

Dec 24 Tennessee W

Dec 31 @Baltimore W

[IDBillzFan]

Though not eligible without proving you've been a TBD member since 1/1/06, Bob Matthews of the Rochester D&C...you're officially on the record predicting the Bills go 4-12 next year with wins against the Jets, Bulldogs, Mahi Mahis and Thumbtacks.

 

Hey Bob...it's one thing for fans to prognasticate what our record will be at this juncture, but a sports journalist???

 

(April 8, 2006) — It's time for our annual pre-NFL draft analysis of the Buffalo Bills schedule and early-bird prediction for the 2006 season:

 

Sept. 19 at New England — No comment necessary. 0-1.

 

Sept. 17 at Miami — The Dolphins finished last season with six straight wins and have improved significantly in the off-season. 0-2.

 

Sept. 24 host New York Jets — A nice gift from the schedule maker for the home opener. The Jets are one of the few teams that look worse on paper than the Bills. 1-2.

 

Oct. 1 host Minnesota — Quarterback Brad Johnson might not last the season but he figures to have enough zip left to beat the Bills in Week 4. 1-3 (best-case scenario 2-2).

 

Oct. 8 at Chicago — The Bears defense vs. the Bills offense probably will be a mismatch. 1-4.

 

Oct. 15 at Detroit — The Bills would have a chance if they faced quarterback Joey Harrington, but the Lions finally saw the light. 1-5 (best-case scenario 3-3).

 

Oct. 22 host New England — See Sept. 10. 1-6.

 

Nov. 5 host Green Bay — Brett Favre or no Brett Favre, this is a game the Bills could win. 2-6.

 

Nov. 12 at Indianapolis — Do you believe in miracles? Not here, not now. 2-7.

 

Nov. 19 at Houston — The Texans have improved a lot. Have the Bills? At least Eric Moulds can't spill the beans on the secret to Buffalo's offensive success in the recent past. 2-8 (best-case scenario 4-6).

 

Nov. 26 host Jacksonville — Even bad teams surprise at home on occasion. I'm not counting on this being the time. 2-9 (best-case scenario 5-6).

 

Dec. 3 host San Diego — Maybe Chargers QB Philip Rivers will be a bust. Maybe RB LaDainian Tomlinson will be nursing an injury. Maybe TE Antonio Gates will shrink a few inches. Maybe it will snow and the Chargers will forget their gloves. Don't count on it. 2-10.

 

Dec. 10 at New York Jets — The Jets don't figure to win many games but they have to win a few, and being swept by Buffalo would be embarrassing. 2-11 (best-case scenario 6-7).

 

Dec. 17 host Miami — Here's the potential home upset win. 3-11 (best-case scenario 7-7).

 

Dec. 24 host Tennessee — A season-best two-game winning streak. 4-11 (best-case scenario 8-7).

 

Dec. 31 at Baltimore — The best hope for the Bills is that the Ravens will have clinched a playoff berth and would rest some stars. 4-12 (best-case scenario 9-7).

[kegtapr]

Hey Keg...are you suggesting that Jauron has a cardboard cutout nudie of Ralph...and each time the team wins, he removes an article of clothing? Am I remembering the movie correctly?

656339[/snapback]

 

That will probably be altered slightly. Ralph will start naked and a piece of clothing will be put back on after every win.

[Astrobot]

Sep 10 @New England---W

Sep 17 @Miami---L

Sep 24 N.Y. Jets---W

Oct 1 Minnesota---W

Oct 8 @Chicago---L

Oct 15 @Detroit---W

Oct 22 New England---W

Nov 5 Green Bay---W

Nov 12 @Indianapolis---L

Nov 19 @Houston ---W

Nov 26 Jacksonville ---W

Dec 3 San Diego---L

Dec 10 @N.Y. Jets ---W

Dec 17 Miami ---W

Dec 24 Tennessee---W

Dec 31 @Baltimore ---W

 

12-4

[Nanker]

Dude, I think $250 would buy the place.

 

(And, yes, I have been there.)

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I think you're right!

[LabattBlue]

L Sep 10 @New England

L Sep 17 @Miami

W Sep 24 N.Y. Jets

W Oct 1 Minnesota

L Oct 8 @Chicago

W Oct 15 @Detroit

L Oct 22 New England

W Nov 5 Green Bay

L Nov 12 @Indianapolis

W Nov 19 @Houston

L Nov 26 Jacksonville

L Dec 3 San Diego

L Dec 10 @N.Y. Jets

W Dec 17 Miami

W Dec 24 Tennessee

L Dec 31 @Baltimore

 

7-9

[BigDaddy12]

Sep 10 @New England L

Sep 17 @Miami L

Sep 24 N.Y. Jets W

Oct 1 Minnesota W

Oct 8 @Chicago W

Oct 15 @Detroit W

Oct 22 New England L

Nov 5 Green Bay W

Nov 12 @Indianapolis L

Nov 19 @Houston W

Nov 26 Jacksonville W

Dec 3 San Diego W

Dec 10 @N.Y. Jets L

Dec 17 Miami L

Dec 24 Tennessee W

Dec 31 @Baltimore L

[dpbillsfan]

Sep 10 @New England L

Sep 17 @Miami L

Sep 24 N.Y. Jets W

Oct 1 Minnesota W

Oct 8 @Chicago L

Oct 15 @Detroit W

Oct 22 New England W

Nov 5 Green Bay W

Nov 12 @Indianapolis L

Nov 19 @Houston W

Nov 26 Jacksonville W

Dec 3 San Diego W

Dec 10 @N.Y. Jets W

Dec 17 Miami W

Dec 24 Tennessee L

Dec 31 @Baltimore W

 

If I win this I will have a heart attack!!!!

[kegtapr]

If I win this I will have a heart attack!!!!   

656856[/snapback]

 

You plan on spending $250 at Tahou's too?

[drnykterstein]

Sep 10 @New England W

Sep 17 @Miami L

Sep 24 N.Y. Jets W

Oct 1 Minnesota L

Oct 8 @Chicago L

Oct 15 @Detroit L

Oct 22 New England W

Nov 5 Green Bay W

Nov 12 @Indianapolis L

Nov 19 @Houston L

Nov 26 Jacksonville W

Dec 3 San Diego W

Dec 10 @N.Y. Jets L

Dec 17 Miami L

Dec 24 Tennessee W

Dec 31 @Baltimore L

[Phil Hansen Forever]

Sep 10 @New England - Loss

Sep 17 @Miami - Loss

Sep 24 N.Y. Jets - Win

Oct 1 Minnesota - Win

Oct 8 @Chicago - Loss

Oct 15 @Detroit - Loss

Oct 22 New England - Loss

Nov 5 Green Bay - Win

Nov 12 @Indianapolis - Loss

Nov 19 @Houston - Loss

Nov 26 Jacksonville - Loss

Dec 3 San Diego - Win

Dec 10 @N.Y. Jets - Loss

Dec 17 Miami - Win

Dec 24 Tennessee - Win

Dec 31 @Baltimore - Win

[Dr. Fong]

Sep 10 @New England  Loss

Sep 17 @Miami  Loss

Sep 24 N.Y. Jets  Win

Oct 1 Minnesota  Loss

Oct 8 @Chicago  Win

Oct 15 @Detroit  Loss

Oct 22 New England  Loss

Nov 5 Green Bay  Win

Nov 12 @Indianapolis  Loss

Nov 19 @Houston  Win

Nov 26 Jacksonville  Loss

Dec 3 San Diego    Win

Dec 10 @N.Y. Jets  Loss

Dec 17 Miami    Win

Dec 24 Tennessee    Win

Dec 31 @Baltimore  Loss

 

7-9

[justnzane]

Sep 10 @New England LOSS

Sep 17 @Miami LOSS

Sep 24 N.Y. Jets WIN

Oct 1 Minnesota WIN

Oct 8 @Chicago LOSS

Oct 15 @Detroit WIN

Oct 22 New England LOSS

Nov 5 Green Bay WIN

Nov 12 @Indianapolis LOSS

Nov 19 @Houston WIN

Nov 26 Jacksonville LOSS

Dec 3 San Diego LOSS

Dec 10 @N.Y. Jets WIN

Dec 17 Miami WIN

Dec 24 Tennessee WIN

Dec 31 @Baltimore LOSS

 

I am really scared that i picked them to go 8-8, realistically i think they will blow it 2 of the games and be a dysmal 6-10.

[Ghost of BiB]

This is rigged.

 

If by chance you luck up, he has a caveat in the contract requiring you to buy excersise machines, lawn furniture and a really cool blender that shaves ice.

[Nanker]

This is rigged.

 

If by chance you luck up, he has a caveat in the contract requiring you to buy excersise machines, lawn furniture and a really cool blender that shaves ice.

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Great! What could be better than getting that stuff so I can make and enjoy that new taste sensation – Retatta Smoothies – and then work off the calories!

[Fezmid]

Sep 10 @New England L

Sep 17 @Miami L

Sep 24 N.Y. Jets W

Oct 1 Minnesota L

Oct 8 @Chicago L

Oct 15 @Detroit L

Oct 22 New England L

Nov 5 Green Bay W

Nov 12 @Indianapolis L

Nov 19 @Houston L

Nov 26 Jacksonville L

Dec 3 San Diego L

Dec 10 @N.Y. Jets L

Dec 17 Miami W

Dec 24 Tennessee W

Dec 31 @Baltimore L

 

Well that was depressing...

[Acantha]

Sep 10 @New England L

Sep 17 @Miami L

Sep 24 N.Y. Jets L

Oct 1 Minnesota L

Oct 8 @Chicago L

Oct 15 @Detroit W

Oct 22 New England W

Nov 5 Green Bay W

Nov 12 @Indianapolis L

Nov 19 @Houston W

Nov 26 Jacksonville L

Dec 3 San Diego L

Dec 10 @N.Y. Jets W

Dec 17 Miami W

Dec 24 Tennessee L

Dec 31 @Baltimore L

[macaroni]

Sep 10 @New England .... Loss

Sep 17 @Miami .... Loss

Sep 24 N.Y. Jets .... loss

Oct 1 Minnesota .... WIN

Oct 8 @Chicago .... loss

Oct 15 @Detroit .... WIN

Oct 22 New England .... loss

Nov 5 Green Bay .... WIN

Nov 12 @Indianapolis .... loss

Nov 19 @Houston .... WIN

Nov 26 Jacksonville .... loss

Dec 3 San Diego .... loss

Dec 10 @N.Y. Jets .... loss

Dec 17 Miami .... loss

Dec 24 Tennessee .... WIN

Dec 31 @Baltimore .... loss

 

There you have it ........ 5 - 11, but it may not be as bad as it sounds. IMHO, we will finally have the answer of who is our QB (I don't know now ..... but I'll have strong feelings as of 31 December ....... we'll know who on this team has the intestinal fortatude to fight for every play, even when the cause seems hopeless .... think of it as culling the herd) I think this is year one of the rebuilding/maturization process of a football team and I officially start the season with low expectations, but high hopes. (hopefully I'm eliminated three times over by Sept 24th)

[Ramius]

Sep 10 @New England - loss

Sep 17 @Miami - loss

Sep 24 N.Y. Jets - win

Oct 1 Minnesota - win

Oct 8 @Chicago - loss

Oct 15 @Detroit - win

Oct 22 New England - loss

Nov 5 Green Bay - win

Nov 12 @Indianapolis - loss

Nov 19 @Houston - win

Nov 26 Jacksonville - loss

Dec 3 San Diego - loss

Dec 10 @N.Y. Jets - loss

Dec 17 Miami - win

Dec 24 Tennessee - win

Dec 31 @Baltimore - loss

 

Bills 2006 record: 7-9