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Careful Ed, apparently ICE knows how to throw a telephone pole when wearing a skirt.

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You know the part where you rip into people when they muster their fourth-grade education to come up with an "igloo" remark? FWIW, that's kind of the same way we Scots feel about remarks such as the one you made above.

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You know the part where you rip into people when they muster their fourth-grade education to come up with an "igloo" remark?  FWIW, that's kind of the same way we Scots feel about remarks such as the one you made above.

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You were a skirt? :P

 

So what is the answer to the age old question? :D

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You were a skirt?  :lol:

 

So what is the answer to the age old question?  :D

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No skirt, but I'll wear a kilt of my family's tartan, either Ancient Campbell or The Black Watch.

 

The "Traditional Way" is nothing, but it's primarily a matter of personal comfort, one way is not right and the other wrong. Besides, 8 yards of 13 oz wool can chafe, if you know what I mean... :P

 

 

 

Well a Scotsman clad in kilt left a bar one evening fair

And one could tell by how we walked that he drunk more than his share

He fumbled round until he could no longer keep his feet

Then he stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street

Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh

He stumbled off into the grass to sleep beside the street

 

About that time two young and lovely girls just happend by

And one says to the other with a twinkle in her eye

See yon sleeping Scotsman so strong and handsome built

I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath their kilt

Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh

I wonder if it's true what they don't wear beneath their kilt

 

They crept up on that sleeping Scotsman quiet as could be

Lifted up his kilt about an inch so they could see

And there behold, for them to see, beneath his Scottish skirt

Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth

Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh

Was nothing more than God had graced him with upon his birth

 

They marveled for a moment, then one said we must be gone

Let's leave a present for our friend, before we move along

As a gift they left a blue silk ribbon, tied into a bow

Around the bonnie star, the Scots kilt did lift and show

Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh

Around the bonnie star, the Scots kilt did lift and show

 

Now the Scotsman woke to nature's call and stumbled towards a tree

Behind a bush, he lift his kilt and gawks at what he sees

And in a startled voice he says to what's before his eyes.

O lad I don't know where you been but I see you won first prize

Ring ding diddle diddle I de oh ring di diddly I oh

O lad I don't know where you been but I see you won first prize

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Ed you are the wrong guy to be starting a thread like this.........

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I could always start a poll to see if I should leave, then when everyone says yes, throw a hissy fit and stay. Hmmm, who was that? ;)

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See? See what I mean? ;) I've got cartoon jingles racing through my head and a couple of guys want to get laid by cartoon characters. It's evil, I tell ya...evil.

 

And friggen Ed left! It's HIS fault.

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:wub:

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I could always start a poll to see if I should leave, then when everyone says yes, throw a hissy fit and stay. Hmmm, who was that?  :wub:

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That was...God, I don't know. A whole bunch of people. ;)

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I could always start a poll to see if I should leave, then when everyone says yes, throw a hissy fit and stay. Hmmm, who was that?  ;)

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I'm not the one starting a whole new thread to rip someone about trying to get attention however Ed. That would be you.

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I'm not the one starting a whole new thread to rip someone about trying to get attention however Ed.  That would be you.

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Lighten up, Francis.

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That's two. Come on......I need one more before I have to go to work.  :wub:

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You're WAY too over the hill for three times before you go to work. ;):huh:

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What about Blondie ? Dagwood was always taking naps.

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Blondie always kinda struck me as quite the bimbo. Probably pretty easy to talk into most anything.

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Betty or Veronica? You decide... ;)

 

 

 

"He was just blinded by the light

Cut loose like a deuce another runner in the night

Blinded by the light

Mama always told me not to look into the sights of the sun

Oh but mama that's where the fun is"

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Betty or Veronica? You decide... ;)

"He was just blinded by the light

Cut loose like a deuce another runner in the night

Blinded by the light

Mama always told me not to look into the sights of the sun

Oh but mama that's where the fun is"

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Veronica, no contest.

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