Pine Barrens Mafia Posted April 6, 2006 Posted April 6, 2006 Attention Mr. Buffalotone: I am posting here because i consider myself to be a Bills Ultra. If my syntax and what transpires within that syntax f*cking overwhelms you, that is not my aporia. Secondly, american football is the king of field sports. No athletic activity combines the chess-like tactics with such ultraviolence. However, please do not compare the aggression of the spectators at a Bills game to that of European football. That is one thing the American game sorely lacks - the Bataillean sacrifical/tribal VOJNA (war in english but vojna is so much more pleasant to the tongue) of European football - you have never run out onto the field at the Olympic stadium in Rome after a Lazio victory to be confronted by dozens of armed police with angry, unfed dogs. Sir you do not know what it means to be a true hooligan and a true Ultra. Let us stop with the ad hominens, and have quality Bills chat. 653957[/snapback] methinks someone's been watching Clockwork Orange.
BUFFALOTONE Posted April 6, 2006 Posted April 6, 2006 Attention Mr. Buffalotone: I am posting here because i consider myself to be a Bills Ultra. If my syntax and what transpires within that syntax f*cking overwhelms you, that is not my aporia. Secondly, american football is the king of field sports. No athletic activity combines the chess-like tactics with such ultraviolence. However, please do not compare the aggression of the spectators at a Bills game to that of European football. That is one thing the American game sorely lacks - the Bataillean sacrifical/tribal VOJNA (war in english but vojna is so much more pleasant to the tongue) of European football - you have never run out onto the field at the Olympic stadium in Rome after a Lazio victory to be confronted by dozens of armed police with angry, unfed dogs. Sir you do not know what it means to be a true hooligan and a true Ultra. Let us stop with the ad hominens, and have quality Bills chat. 653957[/snapback] First of all do not assume that I woudnt know the feeling of you are trying to capture with your horrible use of these words. Secondly, I have played games in the Orange Bowl, the Swamp- thats where the gators play and the Citrus Bowl where UCF plays. The only reason that the Eurpeans go nuts for "soccer" is because that is all you have over there, that and bad teeth and some ladies that can use a tan. My friend I have a state champiomship ring I know the feeling so do not compare your sports existance to mine. As far as a hooligan goes, I can get drunk and act like I dont have any sense to, trust me I have done it before. I live in South Florida and have not missed a Bills-Fins game since I was 13 and I am now 25. Yes I have been detained and kicked out of a stadium for fighting I will take the dogs anyday over a asp to the throat. Asp: a 3 foot steal rod that collapses to 8 inches in length and is concealed on a cops belt. Very hard. Sorry Einstein try again.
pdh1 Posted April 6, 2006 Posted April 6, 2006 Good evening gentlemen, and thank you all for welcoming me into the Bills Ultra Hooligan community 2 brief remarks elucidating the Bills' situation at the moment: 1. beginning with a retrospective look at the hiring of Mr. Jauron Mr. Levy sir: you should be complimented for blocking out the paroxysms of the illiterate portion of the Bills ultras who called for the signing of Mr. Sherman Mr. Jauron's academic resume is indicative of a certain potentiality gentlemen - and yes i understand there will be calls that this resume is not germane to the king of field sports - however, gentlemen - let us repeat until our vocal area collapses, that this is now a league of the trainer, of the coach, of the strategist. Mr. Jauron gives us immediate intellectual credibility at the Fuehrer position and coupled with the young Heidegger serving as our current GM provides the Bills with an unparalleled superiority of the neocortex. 2. The draft Gentlemen, some of you (why in English has the thou disappeared?) have called for the drafting of Mr. Ngata. Some of you have called Mr. Ngata's apparent incompatibility with the cover 2 to be implemented by Mr. Jauron and Mr. Fewell as a myth. Gentlemen it is not a myth, and the Bills at this critical juncture in our cosmology do not desire the appearance of the obese, the listless, the fatigued proletariat And we can thank Odin that Mr. Levy understands that when you draft a proletariat (in the 1st round, in the top 10 no less gentlemen!) these traits of character are to be avoided as the American foreign policy avoids intelligence. So perhaps you look towards me for an insight into what Mr. Levy will do? Two options gentlemen: 1. Mr. Huff at #8. Why? The secondary is the foundational key to the OBRAMBA (defense in english, however Obramba is so much more pleasant to the tongue) 2. A miniscule trade down (I am looking at you squarely in the face Fat Dennis Green) and a selection of Mr. Bunkley, whose DNA overwhelms that of the beloved Mr. Ngata. Thank you for the time and space (in the Kantian sense) 653913[/snapback] Man dwag, you break off something proper, whad with dat? Brodrick Bunkley be da man, he be were it at. Word.
Stl Bills Posted April 6, 2006 Posted April 6, 2006 Good evening gentlemen, and thank you all for welcoming me into the Bills Ultra Hooligan community 2 brief remarks elucidating the Bills' situation at the moment: 1. beginning with a retrospective look at the hiring of Mr. Jauron Mr. Levy sir: you should be complimented for blocking out the paroxysms of the illiterate portion of the Bills ultras who called for the signing of Mr. Sherman Mr. Jauron's academic resume is indicative of a certain potentiality gentlemen - and yes i understand there will be calls that this resume is not germane to the king of field sports - however, gentlemen - let us repeat until our vocal area collapses, that this is now a league of the trainer, of the coach, of the strategist. Mr. Jauron gives us immediate intellectual credibility at the Fuehrer position and coupled with the young Heidegger serving as our current GM provides the Bills with an unparalleled superiority of the neocortex. 2. The draft Gentlemen, some of you (why in English has the thou disappeared?) have called for the drafting of Mr. Ngata. Some of you have called Mr. Ngata's apparent incompatibility with the cover 2 to be implemented by Mr. Jauron and Mr. Fewell as a myth. Gentlemen it is not a myth, and the Bills at this critical juncture in our cosmology do not desire the appearance of the obese, the listless, the fatigued proletariat And we can thank Odin that Mr. Levy understands that when you draft a proletariat (in the 1st round, in the top 10 no less gentlemen!) these traits of character are to be avoided as the American foreign policy avoids intelligence. So perhaps you look towards me for an insight into what Mr. Levy will do? Two options gentlemen: 1. Mr. Huff at #8. Why? The secondary is the foundational key to the OBRAMBA (defense in english, however Obramba is so much more pleasant to the tongue) 2. A miniscule trade down (I am looking at you squarely in the face Fat Dennis Green) and a selection of Mr. Bunkley, whose DNA overwhelms that of the beloved Mr. Ngata. Thank you for the time and space (in the Kantian sense) 653913[/snapback] In the words of Promo the Robot: Can you print me a copy of this? So I can wipe my ass with it.
JinVA Posted April 6, 2006 Posted April 6, 2006 My friend I have a state champiomship ring I know the feeling so do not compare your sports existance to mine. 654000[/snapback] Let me guess. You blew your knee out before college?
slothrop Posted April 6, 2006 Posted April 6, 2006 Let me guess. You blew your knee out before college? 654023[/snapback] No, his high school coach screwed him over.
Mile High Posted April 6, 2006 Posted April 6, 2006 First of all do not assume that I woudnt know the feeling of you are trying to capture with your horrible use of these words. Secondly, I have played games in the Orange Bowl, the Swamp- thats where the gators play and the Citrus Bowl where UCF plays. The only reason that the Eurpeans go nuts for "soccer" is because that is all you have over there, that and bad teeth and some ladies that can use a tan. My friend I have a state champiomship ring I know the feeling so do not compare your sports existance to mine. As far as a hooligan goes, I can get drunk and act like I dont have any sense to, trust me I have done it before. I live in South Florida and have not missed a Bills-Fins game since I was 13 and I am now 25. Yes I have been detained and kicked out of a stadium for fighting I will take the dogs anyday over a asp to the throat. Asp: a 3 foot steal rod that collapses to 8 inches in length and is concealed on a cops belt. Very hard. Sorry Einstein try again. 654000[/snapback] Wow so you fight at pro football games and get the boot. Cool man you make the game more enjoyable for all of us... Thanks....
a player to be named later Posted April 6, 2006 Posted April 6, 2006 I like the newer guy (French) , not the older new guy (Florida). My friend, I had a class ring that kinda looked like a Super Bowl ring....
IDBillzFan Posted April 6, 2006 Posted April 6, 2006 I hate it when new guys like you show up because you always end up getting all the chicks.
Fan in San Diego Posted April 6, 2006 Posted April 6, 2006 Ah ! A welcome breath of fresh air in bombastic verbosity !
kegtapr Posted April 6, 2006 Posted April 6, 2006 He may be from France, but I like this guy. He may be saying the same things as 200 people on this board, but at least he has an original style.
Pass the Pipe Posted April 6, 2006 Posted April 6, 2006 Very nice post, a good read I must say. Your comment regarding U.S. Foreign Policy is sadly accurate, but Viva, you do have serious domestic problems in your beloved France and the World Cup is shaping up to be house of horrors for the once proud "Blue." The only thing France can currently hang their hat on is Tony Parker's conquest of America's most beautiful female. That said, welcome aboard, I enjoy the infusion of IQ to this dreadful board.
Ramius Posted April 6, 2006 Posted April 6, 2006 First of all do not assume that I woudnt know the feeling of you are trying to capture with your horrible use of these words. Secondly, I have played games in the Orange Bowl, the Swamp- thats where the gators play and the Citrus Bowl where UCF plays. The only reason that the Eurpeans go nuts for "soccer" is because that is all you have over there, that and bad teeth and some ladies that can use a tan. My friend I have a state champiomship ring I know the feeling so do not compare your sports existance to mine. As far as a hooligan goes, I can get drunk and act like I dont have any sense to, trust me I have done it before. I live in South Florida and have not missed a Bills-Fins game since I was 13 and I am now 25. Yes I have been detained and kicked out of a stadium for fighting I will take the dogs anyday over a asp to the throat. Asp: a 3 foot steal rod that collapses to 8 inches in length and is concealed on a cops belt. Very hard. Sorry Einstein try again. 654000[/snapback] Did you almost go to tulane too? Secondly, get off your high and mighty horse. its friggin UCF. With the people that i have seen transfer from FSU to UCF, you should be ashamed that the school would let them in. They make vince young look smart.
John from Riverside Posted April 6, 2006 Posted April 6, 2006 Attention Mr. Buffalotone: I am posting here because i consider myself to be a Bills Ultra. If my syntax and what transpires within that syntax f*cking overwhelms you, that is not my aporia. Secondly, american football is the king of field sports. No athletic activity combines the chess-like tactics with such ultraviolence. However, please do not compare the aggression of the spectators at a Bills game to that of European football. That is one thing the American game sorely lacks - the Bataillean sacrifical/tribal VOJNA (war in english but vojna is so much more pleasant to the tongue) of European football - you have never run out onto the field at the Olympic stadium in Rome after a Lazio victory to be confronted by dozens of armed police with angry, unfed dogs. Sir you do not know what it means to be a true hooligan and a true Ultra. Let us stop with the ad hominens, and have quality Bills chat. 653957[/snapback] Please forgive my ignorance......could you break all this down so that a less intellectual being such as myself can understand it? I am still clubbing my dinner over the head and dragging it back to my cave for christ sake.
Nervous Guy Posted April 6, 2006 Posted April 6, 2006 I am still clubbing my dinner over the head and dragging it back to my cave for christ sake. 654148[/snapback] neanderthal?
BUFFALOTONE Posted April 6, 2006 Posted April 6, 2006 Let me guess. You blew your knee out before college? 654023[/snapback] Wrong buddy once in high school then in college.
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