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OK, I just stood behind a woman at the copier (no she was not cute) for 10 friggin minutes. She had a stapled document and she was flipping page by page making a copy. The copier has the ability to enlarge, reduce, copy 2 to 1, copy 1 to 2, staple, bend fold and mutilate. Meanwhile she stands there and flips one page puts it down, copies, flips to next page puts it down copies and on and on and friggin on! :w00t:

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Here's a pet peeve that will ensure I stay alone in this world:

 

Memorial stickers on the back windows of cars.

 

"In loving memory of Hardy Bonnertz

1920-2001

We will always love you."

 

What did you do, back over the dude? And you've decided that the rear window of your modified PT Cruiser is the place to adhere this little memory? Gee, I'll take "Desperate Cries for Attention" for $200, Alex. Wouldn't you want something a little more permanent? I mean, what happens when you take it through the $3 car wash at the local Conoco and you start losing letters and suddenly your car says "In loving memory of Hard Bon er z"?

 

I'm sure Hardy is looking down on your car, wondering WTF is wrong with you.

 

!@#$ing people are strange, man. Very strange.

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Here's a pet peeve that will ensure I stay alone in this world:

 

Memorial stickers on the back windows of cars.

 

"In loving memory of Hardy Bonnertz

1920-2001

We will always love you."

 

What did you do, back over the dude? And you've decided that the rear window of your modified PT Cruiser is the place to adhere this little memory? Gee, I'll take "Desperate Cries for Attention" for $200, Alex. Wouldn't you want something a little more permanent? I mean, what happens when you take it through the $3 car wash at the local Conoco and you start losing letters and suddenly your car says "In loving memory of Hard Bon er z"?

 

I'm sure Hardy is looking down on your car, wondering WTF is wrong with you.

 

!@#$ing people are strange, man. Very strange.

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I like that man very original

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I hate when you walk through a parking lot and you see that someone left their wipers in mid-wipe on the windshield of their parked car. I know that's a strange one, but it just doesn't look right.

 

What really chaps my ass is when you're going out and you have to pick someone up, and they tell you to come in because they're not quite ready yet. That's annoying on it's own, but to top it off....NO BEERS IN THE FRIDGE!!! WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE???

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Celebrities talking politics.

 

Shut the !@#$ up! You are a monkey and are only there to dance for my amusement. Shut up and dance monkey!

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lotto guy at the convenience store is mine...

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I hate the F-ing Lotto Guy! I just want to buy my damned beer, get the hell out of my way! :w00t:

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the first thing that came to mind in the past 15 minutes...

 

Smelly ass foreigners who dont shower or wear deodorant and thus force me to smell their foulness when i am trying to get some work done.

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The people at the store that have a cart full of groceries and wait till everitem is rung up...Then go throught the purse...THEN pull out the CHECKBOOK...

 

Are these people thinking this is the time I get my stuff for free...

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I commute in traffic everyday.....

 

People who insist on getting in the high speed lane, and then drive slow, which lets every other person get in front of them. I hate these people. Also, people who get in the Fast Lane / EZPass lane who don't have a transponder and decide to get out of the lane by stopping and putting the car in reverse. I hate these people too.

 

Oh yeah, here is another one...

 

Patriots fans! :w00t:

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Here's a pet peeve that will ensure I stay alone in this world:

 

Memorial stickers on the back windows of cars.

 

"In loving memory of Hardy Bonnertz

1920-2001

We will always love you."

 

What did you do, back over the dude? And you've decided that the rear window of your modified PT Cruiser is the place to adhere this little memory? Gee, I'll take "Desperate Cries for Attention" for $200, Alex. Wouldn't you want something a little more permanent? I mean, what happens when you take it through the $3 car wash at the local Conoco and you start losing letters and suddenly your car says "In loving memory of Hard Bon er z"?

 

I'm sure Hardy is looking down on your car, wondering WTF is wrong with you.

 

!@#$ing people are strange, man. Very strange.

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I'll take that one step further. Went to get a picture framed and the guy behind the counter had a memorial to his dad (don't remember exactly what it said) tatooed on the back of his neck. :w00t:

 

Strange thing was he actually gave some pretty damn good service, and his ideas provided me with the best piece of artwork in my office.

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the first thing that came to mind in the past 15 minutes...

 

Smelly ass foreigners who dont shower or wear deodorant and thus force me to smell their foulness when i am trying to get some work done.

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So you had lunch in a French restaurant? How was the pate?

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WIC recipients or Orientals in line before me in a grocery store. The WIC crowd raises high stink because Oreos aren't on their free food list, and the Orientals will kill over 3 or 4 cents.

 

I profile what lane I get into, based on experience. :w00t:

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Had a new bedroom set delivered this morning and guess what??? The dresser was damaged :w00t:;) Don't stores ever look at anything before it gets delivered and it wasn't something done in the process of delivering it.

 

And I get in line behind this guy at the Post Office who is paying his monthly bills with frigging money orders :D Do you know how long it takes to print out 15 of those damn things?

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