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Not meant to be a political thread, just funny.

 

'The Smoking Gun' link.

 

Four cans of Diet Caffeine-Free Sprite? Can anyone tell me what the incentive is for this drink over water? The bubbles? :blush:

 

On a side note, you should see Jerry Lewis's diva list when he does a charity event. Saw one when a relative worked security at Paul Newman's camp for kids. Big-screen televisions that he can take with him when he leaves, coolers full of bottled water, fancy shampoos and skin lotions.... Fuggin unbelievable.

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Four cans of Diet Caffeine-Free Sprite? Can anyone tell me what the incentive is for this drink over water? The bubbles? :blush:

 

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Can't say for him, but my throat gets very dry and scratchy in the winter. Drinking carbonated beverages like sprite and 7-up (I don't drink caffeine) makes it feel better.

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Can't say for him, but my throat gets very dry and scratchy in the winter. Drinking carbonated beverages like sprite and 7-up (I don't drink caffeine) makes it feel better.

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Diet and caffine free- good for the heart.

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They forgot a couple items

 

a shotgun and an old man's face

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Oh, that's right, I completely forgot about the ENORMOUS NATIONAL CRISIS we were facing about a month ago.

 

Whatever happened with that?

 

Oh well.

 

:P

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Aww, C'mon. The vice-presidential role has become clown in chief for years.

Besides, he always looks so uptight that I think he probably sh*ts diamonds.

 

Maybe Mondale never really found his comedy legs, but to be fair, he only had one term, and 1979 was such an unfunny year.

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Oh, that's right, I completely forgot about the ENORMOUS NATIONAL CRISIS we were facing about a month ago.

 

Whatever happened with that? 

 

Oh well.

 

:P

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the media moved on to more important matters, like a box outside the white house :P

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Oh, that's right, I completely forgot about the ENORMOUS NATIONAL CRISIS we were facing about a month ago.

 

Whatever happened with that? 

 

Oh well.

 

:P

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It was over as soon as a quit hiding. That's all he had to do.

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Oh, that's right, I completely forgot about the ENORMOUS NATIONAL CRISIS we were facing about a month ago.

 

Whatever happened with that? 

 

Oh well.

 

0:)

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Yeah, we should get back to blowjobs. Now THAT was a national crisis and it only cost $50M to investigate.

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