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Maybe it's because they had a penchant for human wave attacks against machine guns? Some of their generals never saw the front.

 

It's simply history. I actually like France, and have a few French friends.

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That too.

 

Can't it be seen as a "honorable" thing amongst the macho types? Takes some serious troop discipline...

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You couldn't make this stuff up if you had to.

 

From the mouths of babes:

 

...  "Isn't this magnificent?" said (Razzye Hammadi) the 27-year-old economics student and head of the Movement of Young Socialists, surveying a procession of people flowing from the Place d'Italie in Paris toward the city's Latin Quarter. French governments, he added, "always say they won't retreat, but they all retreat in the end."
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That too.

 

Can't it be seen as a "honorable" thing amongst the macho types?  Takes some serious troop discipline...

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Dead either way. If one did not attack, one was executed. At least attack gives one a chance.

 

Old movie alert: "Paths of Glory" Kubrick does a very good job showing the French WW1 mind set.

 

Also a sign of the times. The British lost 53,000 killed and wounded in one day at the Somme. That one battle alone resulted in 1 million killed, altogether.

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Dead either way. If one did not attack, one was executed. At least attack gives one a chance.

 

Old movie alert: "Paths of Glory" Kubrick does a very good job showing the French WW1 mind set.

 

Also a sign of the times. The British lost 53,000 killed and wounded in one day at the Somme. That one battle alone resulted in 1 million killed, altogether.

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Ya... But... Discipline breaks down if you they have to kill a lot of your own troops during a mutiny... I guess they never got that far?... THAT I can fault...

 

:lol:

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Yes...but there's no real concept of anyone owing you a job.  And realistically, an employer has to be able to show cause, or risk civil action for unfair labor practices.  Theoretically they can get rid of workers at will...but as a practical matter, it's not nearly that easy, particularly if there's blatant bias at work (such as when an employer tried to fire me for being bipolar - a big no-no, as it's an illness covered under the Americans with Disabilities Act.)

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you sure they didn't fire you for being an !@#$?

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Maybe it's because they had a penchant for human wave attacks against machine guns? Some of their generals never saw the front.

 

It's simply history. I actually like France, and have a few French friends.

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:lol: blasphemy

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I thought you were Italian. Wanna start on the Wop jokes?

 

Really, I have some good ones.

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i was just saying it was blasphemy for an american to say he liked french people, but ya i'm not sensitive to jokes about wops.

 

you know i have been receiving letters everyday from the Italian parties because they want me to mail in my vote. I even got one from the communist party of Italy.

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i was just saying it was blasphemy for an american to say he liked french people,  but ya i'm not sensitive to jokes about wops.

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That's good, because after they go flat, they go wop wop wop.

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i was just saying it was blasphemy for an american to say he liked french people,  but ya i'm not sensitive to jokes about wops.

 

you know i have been receiving letters everyday from the Italian parties because they want me to mail in my vote.  I even got one from the communist party of Italy.

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Fugg, I even get letters from Italian lobbies because I checked into a hotel. I don't speak Italalian, but they wrote me. I must be special.

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Doesn't the joke go like this:

 

"What does sh*t sound like when it hits the wall?"

 

:P  :P

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No, it's the Italian snow tire.

 

Dago through rain, Dago through snow and when Dago flat, Dago wop wop wop.

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Know how to tell the polock at the cockfights?

 

He brings the duck.

 

Know how to tell the wop at the cockfights?

 

He bets on the duck.

 

Know how to tell the mafia is at the cockfights?

 

The duck wins.

 

(Edit, I originally wrote the joke down wrong)

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Know how to tell the wop at the cockfights?

 

He brings the duck.

 

Know how to tell the polock at the cockfights?

 

He bets on the duck.

 

Know how to tell the mafia is at the cockfights?

 

The duck wins.

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That seems to work out for everyone involved, doesn't it? :P

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No, it's the Italian snow tire.

 

Dago through rain, Dago through snow and when Dago flat, Dago wop wop wop.

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:P:lol::P

 

You are evil... Pure evil... ;);)

 

I never heard that one... I must have grew up in a tempered enviroment?

 

Now my mother (Polish---Grew up in the early 1950's)) wasn't so lucky... If she would bring an Italian date home... My grandfather would not say a word, get up from his "Archie Bunkeresque" chair and leave... Go to the bedroom and shut himself in till the guy left.

 

Times have a changed?

 

:D:D

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